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hi, big fan, can you map this song pls <3

Ctb is the easiest mode, you just gotta click your arrows and you are pro already
ctb is a minigame for fags who cant play the real game mode

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

holy fuck
MBomb
OwOsu

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

I'm pretty sure you just triggered me as well

Kisses wrote: 53h3c

nudes?
kisses isn't trying to trigger you, he's actually serious about this
worst fl player

Rurree wrote: 556112

Kisses wrote: 53h3c

nudes?
kisses isn't trying to trigger you, he's actually serious about this
LUL

Rurree wrote: 556112

Kisses wrote: 53h3c

nudes?
kisses isn't trying to trigger you, he's actually serious about this
#exposed

deep down we all want to see, bro

What Skin Is Thatt :?: :?:
trigger skin
Link Please

Rilene wrote: 5mh24

Link Please
Warning: many animals were harmed in the making of this skin. Child labor was enforced. Enjoy!

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abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Rilene wrote: 5mh24

Link Please
Warning: many animals were harmed in the making of this skin. Child labor was enforced. Enjoy!

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why am i thinking of pedos

Meah wrote: f4f5b

why am i thinking of pedos
Pls enjoy skin!
I Will This Skinn Tonigt :!: :!: :) :D
Touhou "waifus" are s#**s.

Suguri and Sora best "grills".

Rilene wrote: 5mh24

I Will This Skinn Tonigt :!: :!: :) :D
Oh no! it triggered him so much he died form it!
I'll need to update the txt.,.
Also did magik girl die two?
Ware
is s
he?

Trigger Frigger
Ought too trigger you two death!


DoWNlOaD

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Yay Thanks You Very Much :!: :D
Please dont end the thread like this. It's all we had!
jk
CtB is way better than Candy Crush '-'

45Traeath wrote: p3657

CtB is way better than Candy Crush '-'
idk how that would trigger anybody
i heard that Overwatch copied Dota 2

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

idk how that would trigger anybody
It was a random attempt '-'

45Traeath wrote: p3657

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

idk how that would trigger anybody
It was a random attempt '-'
im going to have a skele-ton of fun because i find it humerus i will keep an eye socket on this thread

why cant the skeleton go to the prom? because he has no body to go with.

i swear, toucan play that game
Well, I figured it would be the yeast I could do to add onto this thread, and so I shall. By the end of this you'll likely be predictably sourdough, however don't stop reading, because I will in fact be on a roll. So, rye don't you just take a seat and try to enjoy this to the full extent? Though I will have to take away your ramen for this, just don't ask why, it's fusilli reasons. The real question is whether you're truly bready for this, because you butter be. Naan of this makes sense to you I'm guessing, however the only explanation I can give is, do you know of The Ramen Man? Now, I will continue to loaf around as I watch that ship of your's sail into the sunset. Oh shoot, it looks like my time is up. Right before the good part, too. Oh well, hope it at least got a rise out of some people. Until next time, don't let the trigger get pulled too much.
Topic Starter
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE STILL MY GOD I AM TRIGGERED BY THE EXISTANCE OF THIS CLUB HOLY SHIT

(in other words I'm not dead just lazy i shall begin responding)
fuk u
Topic Starter

Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

hi, big fan, can you map this song pls <3

this sounded like jar jar binks fucked cthulu with a nail covered bat and had a child out of his asshole.

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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

Ctb is the easiest mode, you just gotta click your arrows and you are pro already
i mean you're not wrong

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FuZ wrote: 6f1pt

ctb is a minigame for fags who cant play the real game mode
again you're not wrong

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abraker wrote: 6cx2d

oh my fucKING GOD HOW IS THAT SO TRIGGERING TO ME HOLY FUCKING SHIT KILL MYSELF


abraker wrote: 6cx2d


stOOPPPPPPPPPPP

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RunielVermell wrote: 4i6z4l

THIS IS AR ESONRBWFVEDSYBUFICD(SGXVUZBI

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abraker wrote: 6cx2d


WHO DID THAT WHO FUCKING REQUESTED MEI REMMREBER THAT SHIT AND I WAS SO ANNOYE THAT THAT THING WAS STILL ALIVE I THOUGHT I TDIED OUT AGES AGO AND WHO THE FUCK REQUESTED ME KILL MYSELF

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Shirou Seekvira wrote: 1c4su

im going to have a skele-ton of fun because i find it humerus i will keep an eye socket on this thread

why cant the skeleton go to the prom? because he has no body to go with.

i swear, toucan play that game

oh my FUCKIGN GOD I WANT TO HANG MYSELF FROM A COAT HANGER

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FluffyFlareon wrote: 5h1f4n

Well, I figured it would be the yeast I could do to add onto this thread, and so I shall. By the end of this you'll likely be predictably sourdough, however don't stop reading, because I will in fact be on a roll. So, rye don't you just take a seat and try to enjoy this to the full extent? Though I will have to take away your ramen for this, just don't ask why, it's fusilli reasons. The real question is whether you're truly bready for this, because you butter be. Naan of this makes sense to you I'm guessing, however the only explanation I can give is, do you know of The Ramen Man? Now, I will continue to loaf around as I watch that ship of your's sail into the sunset. Oh shoot, it looks like my time is up. Right before the good part, too. Oh well, hope it at least got a rise out of some people. Until next time, don't let the trigger get pulled too much.

you know what the one trigger i will never get over is thESE FUCKING PUNS THEY MAKE ME WANT TO HAVE MY GUTS EATEN BY A BABY

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abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Please dont end the thread like this. It's all we had!
we're still at it
Ur gay
I love Dan as much as you love Dan
Topic Starter

Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

Ur gay
I might be I'm not sure

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Rurree wrote: 556112

I love Dan as much as you love Dan
I want to shove a rifle up your dick hole rn

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No matter how triggered you are, I bet you'll never go over 9000!!!!
Topic Starter

45Traeath wrote: p3657

No matter how triggered you are, I bet you'll never go over 9000!!!!
you know what fuck you

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Deleted_6709840
The Great Emu War
Topic Starter

RoseusJaeger wrote: x175n

I feel so tilted right now like hoyl ffucing shit peasei DON"T EVEN LIKE VEGEMITE WHY AM I SO TILTED

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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

The Great Emu War
What about the ostrich you fucking racist cunt

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Plot twist: you actually can catch'em all on CtB.
u r not magic.
I want you to be my magic girlfriend
i got you:

I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend,but he kept asking her for another shot
Too triggered to continue
Topic Starter

Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

what the fuck why was i not in on this

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45Traeath wrote: p3657

Plot twist: you actually can catch'em all on CtB.
i'm not even going to justify that with a reaction.

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Rilene wrote: 5mh24

nO STOP iT"S A DEAD MEME JUST LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR

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ExKyu wrote: 5g4l4z

u r not magic.
I have a fucking degree in magic and socery i cane ven fucking brew potiosn adn spells if i wanted to i am the mOST MAGICAL MAGIC GIRL

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Rurree wrote: 556112

I want you to be my magic girlfriend
I want to die (:

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Dimension Witch wrote: 6p5yt

i got you:

I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend,but he kept asking her for another shot
Too triggered to continue
you know what i want a shot of that's rigHT It'S LEAAAADD

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x
I always get triggered, need help, shitposting on off-topic to seems cooler on the forums.
How is it in Austria? Do I still need a criminal past to go there?
Deleted_6709840
Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
MBomb
the bee movie but every time it says bee magic girl screams into her pillow for 10 minutes 45 seconds
Topic Starter

Llahmah wrote: 4pz5q

I always get triggered, need help, shitposting on off-topic to seems cooler on the forums.
you're forgetting the part where people take it too seriously :)

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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

How is it in Austria? Do I still need a criminal past to go there?
i mean i don't live in Austria but i don't think you do :/

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RoseusJaeger wrote: x175n

Read my fanfiction, MG :^)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/852520 ... s/19541734
i actually read it and im questioing life as we know it

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Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
hAHAHAH JOKES ON YOU I WASN't BORN HERE SO I"M NO CRIMINAL

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- Magic Bomb - wrote: 5w14d

the bee movie but every time it says bee magic girl screams into her pillow for 10 minutes 45 seconds
the bee movie but every time it says bee i hang myself from a childrens playground.

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did you know that if you watch bee movie backwards you will clearly see how your life's will be in 10 years
2016
I what you look like now

- Magic Girl - wrote: 4c5p6v

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wow ur slow asf

in more ways than one
helo
The capital city of Australia Austria is Sydney
hmm...
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w-wha? Which one of you fucktards woke me up?

Edit: AmateurMonkeyYT is a fucktard
i wan to trigger mg (mel gibson)
how the fuck is still alive
this is blantantly idiotic cuz of "hhh hhh who can trigger me the best"

Rilene wrote: 5mh24

how the fuck is still alive
this is blantantly idiotic cuz of "hhh hhh who can trigger me the best"
k
Who cares, this year will be as sh!t as this thread.

45Traeath wrote: p3657

Who cares, this year will be as sh!t as this thread.
hehe

good one ! :)

Rilene wrote: 5mh24

how the fuck is still alive
this is blantantly idiotic cuz of "hhh hhh who can trigger me the best"
it's worth reviving a thread if it means triggering someone. :v

Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
Says the American

Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement

EntityX wrote: 4n6d6o

Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
Says the American

Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement
Eh, only Georgia was really used for that purpose (as a debtors' prison). A lot of the first colonies were religiously motivated (see: everything in New England, Maryland, Pennsylvania...)

EntityX wrote: 4n6d6o

Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
Says the American

Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement
Because America is associated with worse things than that
oh i should probably post this here

Omg hai ^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ mg :hearts: !!!
Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband mg!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^^
When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw…MAGIC GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII MAGIC GIRL-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat person watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ --;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) (òó) (òó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH MAGIC BOMB CAUSE MAGIC GIRL-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (òó)” then magic girl held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and did some things all night long and made 42 babies and they all became mahou shoujous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<) ^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Says the American

Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement
Eh, only Georgia was really used for that purpose (as a debtors' prison). A lot of the first colonies were religiously motivated (see: everything in New England, Maryland, Pennsylvania...)
Really? Well what I learnt must be false then as I thought I ed America being mostly settled by convicts then they started the American revolution which ended up causing British prisons to over flow again so they had to find new land, that being Australia, they probably would've settled Australia anyway as to not let the French take it.
If I recall correctly, England started implementing harsher penalties, death penalty included, for a bunch of crimes as a deterrent during the 1700s, since population was growing substantially and life in the cities just got worse. So they sent them to colonies to ease off on executions and clear up space, so you're right on that part.

To be fair, though, some of the American settlers would've been regarded as convicts if they stayed in England, I think.
tfw Wesley is the most on-topic poster in this thread
Topic Starter

JBHyperion wrote: 2711x

tfw Wesley is the most on-topic poster in this thread
I'm surprised people still even post on this thread
can I have your signature


edit: I can probably find some asmr trigger words
Deez nuts on your chin

Sinnoh wrote: 4b4m4n

we must seize the memes of production
Pls no lazy >.<
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