I love Dan as much as you love Dan

Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

Ur gay

I might be I'm not sure

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Rurree wrote: 556112

I love Dan as much as you love Dan

I want to shove a rifle up your dick hole rn

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No matter how triggered you are, I bet you'll never go over 9000!!!!

45Traeath wrote: p3657

No matter how triggered you are, I bet you'll never go over 9000!!!!

you know what fuck you

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The Great Emu War

RoseusJaeger wrote: x175n

I feel so tilted right now like hoyl ffucing shit peasei DON"T EVEN LIKE VEGEMITE WHY AM I SO TILTED

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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

The Great Emu War

What about the ostrich you fucking racist cunt

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Plot twist: you actually can catch'em all on CtB.

u r not magic.

I want you to be my magic girlfriend

i got you:

I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend,but he kept asking her for another shot
Too triggered to continue

Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

what the fuck why was i not in on this

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45Traeath wrote: p3657

Plot twist: you actually can catch'em all on CtB.

i'm not even going to justify that with a reaction.

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Rilene wrote: 5mh24

nO STOP iT"S A DEAD MEME JUST LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR

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ExKyu wrote: 5g4l4z

u r not magic.

I have a fucking degree in magic and socery i cane ven fucking brew potiosn adn spells if i wanted to i am the mOST MAGICAL MAGIC GIRL

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Rurree wrote: 556112

I want you to be my magic girlfriend

I want to die (:

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Dimension Witch wrote: 6p5yt

i got you:

I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend,but he kept asking her for another shot
Too triggered to continue

you know what i want a shot of that's rigHT It'S LEAAAADD

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x

I always get triggered, need help, shitposting on off-topic to seems cooler on the forums.

How is it in Austria? Do I still need a criminal past to go there?

Read my fanfiction, MG :^)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/852520 ... s/19541734

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"

the bee movie but every time it says bee magic girl screams into her pillow for 10 minutes 45 seconds

Llahmah wrote: 4pz5q

I always get triggered, need help, shitposting on off-topic to seems cooler on the forums.

you're forgetting the part where people take it too seriously

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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

How is it in Austria? Do I still need a criminal past to go there?

i mean i don't live in Austria but i don't think you do :/

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RoseusJaeger wrote: x175n

Read my fanfiction, MG :^)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/852520 ... s/19541734

i actually read it and im questioing life as we know it

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Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"

hAHAHAH JOKES ON YOU I WASN't BORN HERE SO I"M NO CRIMINAL

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- Magic Bomb - wrote: 5w14d

the bee movie but every time it says bee magic girl screams into her pillow for 10 minutes 45 seconds

the bee movie but every time it says bee i hang myself from a childrens playground.

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did you know that if you watch bee movie backwards you will clearly see how your life's will be in 10 years

2016

I what you look like now

- Magic Girl - wrote: 4c5p6v

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wow ur slow asf

in more ways than one

helo

The capital city of Australia Austria is Sydney

hmm...
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w-wha? Which one of you fucktards woke me up?

Edit: AmateurMonkeyYT is a fucktard

i wan to trigger mg (mel gibson)

how the fuck is still alive
this is blantantly idiotic cuz of "hhh hhh who can trigger me the best"

Rilene wrote: 5mh24

how the fuck is still alive
this is blantantly idiotic cuz of "hhh hhh who can trigger me the best"

k

Who cares, this year will be as sh!t as this thread.

45Traeath wrote: p3657

Who cares, this year will be as sh!t as this thread.

hehe

good one !

Rilene wrote: 5mh24

how the fuck is still alive
this is blantantly idiotic cuz of "hhh hhh who can trigger me the best"

it's worth reviving a thread if it means triggering someone. :v

ye olde OT

Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"

Says the American

Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement

EntityX wrote: 4n6d6o

Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"

Says the American

Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement

Eh, only Georgia was really used for that purpose (as a debtors' prison). A lot of the first colonies were religiously motivated (see: everything in New England, Maryland, Pennsylvania...)

EntityX wrote: 4n6d6o

Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"

Says the American

Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement

Because America is associated with worse things than that

oh i should probably post this here

Omg hai ^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ mg :hearts: !!!
Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband mg!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^^
When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw…MAGIC GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII MAGIC GIRL-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat person watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ --;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) (òó) (òó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH MAGIC BOMB CAUSE MAGIC GIRL-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (òó)” then magic girl held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and did some things all night long and made 42 babies and they all became mahou shoujous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<) ^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Says the American

Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement

Eh, only Georgia was really used for that purpose (as a debtors' prison). A lot of the first colonies were religiously motivated (see: everything in New England, Maryland, Pennsylvania...)

Really? Well what I learnt must be false then as I thought I ed America being mostly settled by convicts then they started the American revolution which ended up causing British prisons to over flow again so they had to find new land, that being Australia, they probably would've settled Australia anyway as to not let the French take it.

If I recall correctly, England started implementing harsher penalties, death penalty included, for a bunch of crimes as a deterrent during the 1700s, since population was growing substantially and life in the cities just got worse. So they sent them to colonies to ease off on executions and clear up space, so you're right on that part.

To be fair, though, some of the American settlers would've been regarded as convicts if they stayed in England, I think.

tfw Wesley is the most on-topic poster in this thread

JBHyperion wrote: 2711x

tfw Wesley is the most on-topic poster in this thread

I'm surprised people still even post on this thread

can I have your signature


edit: I can probably find some asmr trigger words

Deez nuts on your chin

Sinnoh wrote: 4b4m4n

we must seize the memes of production

Pls no lazy >.<