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[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
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Well, I figured it would be the yeast I could do to add onto this thread, and so I shall. By the end of this you'll likely be predictably sourdough, however don't stop reading, because I will in fact be on a roll. So, rye don't you just take a seat and try to enjoy this to the full extent? Though I will have to take away your ramen for this, just don't ask why, it's fusilli reasons. The real question is whether you're truly bready for this, because you butter be. Naan of this makes sense to you I'm guessing, however the only explanation I can give is, do you know of The Ramen Man? Now, I will continue to loaf around as I watch that ship of your's sail into the sunset. Oh shoot, it looks like my time is up. Right before the good part, too. Oh well, hope it at least got a rise out of some people. Until next time, don't let the trigger get pulled too much.
this sounded like jar jar binks fucked cthulu with a nail covered bat and had a child out of his asshole.
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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj
Ctb is the easiest mode, you just gotta click your arrows and you are pro already
i mean you're not wrong
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FuZ wrote: 6f1pt
ctb is a minigame for fags who cant play the real game mode
again you're not wrong
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abraker wrote: 6cx2d
oh my fucKING GOD HOW IS THAT SO TRIGGERING TO ME HOLY FUCKING SHIT KILL MYSELF
abraker wrote: 6cx2d
stOOPPPPPPPPPPP
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RunielVermell wrote: 4i6z4l
THIS IS AR ESONRBWFVEDSYBUFICD(SGXVUZBI
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abraker wrote: 6cx2d
WHO DID THAT WHO FUCKING REQUESTED MEI REMMREBER THAT SHIT AND I WAS SO ANNOYE THAT THAT THING WAS STILL ALIVE I THOUGHT I TDIED OUT AGES AGO AND WHO THE FUCK REQUESTED ME KILL MYSELF
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Shirou Seekvira wrote: 1c4su
im going to have a skele-ton of fun because i find it humerus i will keep an eye socket on this thread
why cant the skeleton go to the prom? because he has no body to go with.
i swear, toucan play that game
oh my FUCKIGN GOD I WANT TO HANG MYSELF FROM A COAT HANGER
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FluffyFlareon wrote: 5h1f4n
Well, I figured it would be the yeast I could do to add onto this thread, and so I shall. By the end of this you'll likely be predictably sourdough, however don't stop reading, because I will in fact be on a roll. So, rye don't you just take a seat and try to enjoy this to the full extent? Though I will have to take away your ramen for this, just don't ask why, it's fusilli reasons. The real question is whether you're truly bready for this, because you butter be. Naan of this makes sense to you I'm guessing, however the only explanation I can give is, do you know of The Ramen Man? Now, I will continue to loaf around as I watch that ship of your's sail into the sunset. Oh shoot, it looks like my time is up. Right before the good part, too. Oh well, hope it at least got a rise out of some people. Until next time, don't let the trigger get pulled too much.
you know what the one trigger i will never get over is thESE FUCKING PUNS THEY MAKE ME WANT TO HAVE MY GUTS EATEN BY A BABY
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abraker wrote: 6cx2d
Please dont end the thread like this. It's all we had!
No matter how triggered you are, I bet you'll never go over 9000!!!!
[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
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[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
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I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend,but he kept asking her for another shot Too triggered to continue
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45Traeath wrote: p3657
Plot twist: you actually can catch'em all on CtB.
i'm not even going to justify that with a reaction.
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Rilene wrote: 5mh24
nO STOP iT"S A DEAD MEME JUST LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR
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ExKyu wrote: 5g4l4z
u r not magic.
I have a fucking degree in magic and socery i cane ven fucking brew potiosn adn spells if i wanted to i am the mOST MAGICAL MAGIC GIRL
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Rurree wrote: 556112
I want you to be my magic girlfriend
I want to die (:
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Dimension Witch wrote: 6p5yt
i got you:
I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend,but he kept asking her for another shot Too triggered to continue
you know what i want a shot of that's rigHT It'S LEAAAADD
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Who cares, this year will be as sh!t as this thread.
[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
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Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
Says the American
Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement
Eh, only Georgia was really used for that purpose (as a debtors' prison). A lot of the first colonies were religiously motivated (see: everything in New England, Maryland, Pennsylvania...)
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Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband mg!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^^
When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw…MAGIC GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII MAGIC GIRL-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat person watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ --;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) (òó) (òó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH MAGIC BOMB CAUSE MAGIC GIRL-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (òó)” then magic girl held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and did some things all night long and made 42 babies and they all became mahou shoujous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<) ^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement
Eh, only Georgia was really used for that purpose (as a debtors' prison). A lot of the first colonies were religiously motivated (see: everything in New England, Maryland, Pennsylvania...)
Really? Well what I learnt must be false then as I thought I ed America being mostly settled by convicts then they started the American revolution which ended up causing British prisons to over flow again so they had to find new land, that being Australia, they probably would've settled Australia anyway as to not let the French take it.
If I recall correctly, England started implementing harsher penalties, death penalty included, for a bunch of crimes as a deterrent during the 1700s, since population was growing substantially and life in the cities just got worse. So they sent them to colonies to ease off on executions and clear up space, so you're right on that part.
To be fair, though, some of the American settlers would've been regarded as convicts if they stayed in England, I think.