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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

Rawr >:3 notices a bulge o3o
*notices the gun to my head* OwO what's thi-

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Rafis is 10x weaker than Cookiezi.
rafis is weak but he farms more

cook could have ez got 412415k pp but he doesn't because why? he is a human bean. not like rafis which is a lie rafis cheats he lives in my basement and i saw him cheat
DT takes no skill
HR is more of "bonus pp" mod
Are you really a "Magic Girl"?

Or are you in fact "Masochist Girl"?
you deserve yourself a gentleman

a gentleman like dan
Harambe was not just a gorilla
This is going to be hard, hmmm.

You Wasted A Few Minutes Of Your Life Creating A Thread Which Serves The Point Of Making You Uncomfortable And Angry.
You Could've Spent Those Few Minutes Doing Some School Work, But No, You Just Had To Do It, Don't You?
You Made Me Sick With The Way You Wasted Your Wretched, Miserable, and Inadequate life.

SPOILER
Did i do good?

- Magic Girl - wrote: 4c5p6v

faiswusuf wrote: 4q335d

says the one who is a weebs
says the one posted a K-On image in a forum
says by a guy who don't know what sarcasm is
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Touhou is garbage and Yuuka is the most annoying waifu if she could even be called that.
Topic Starter

Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

Rafis is 10x weaker than Cookiezi.
rafis is weak but he farms more

cook could have ez got 412415k pp but he doesn't because why? he is a human bean. not like rafis which is a lie rafis cheats he lives in my basement and i saw him cheat
bthc does i tlooklike i care about ur shitty standard debates

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Almaz wrote: 3f6q5p

DT takes no skill
i don"T HAVE TIME TO deAL WITH MODS

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Rilene wrote: 5mh24

HR is more of "bonus pp" mod
bithc let me explain 2 u the art of HR it is as beautifulas bees being able to fly and gorillias dragging kids against the floor of a zoo it is art and it is a tru power so don't u fking diss it as a pP MOD

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45Traeath wrote: p3657

Are you really a "Magic Girl"?

Or are you in fact "Masochist Girl"?
I SWEAET O GOD IA M NTO A MASOCHOTSI WHY DO I KEEP GETING CLAL EDTHAT IMJUST TRIYNG TO HAVE FINUDS&GFBWEIDSH)*G(&F*WEVSNI

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Rurree wrote: 556112

you deserve yourself a gentleman

a gentleman like dan
McFcking kill yourself I know I would

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Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

Harambe was not just a gorilla
WHY IS AHARAMEB EVEN A MEME I Don"T UDNERSTADN ANHY OF WHAT IS HAPPENING

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RunielVermell wrote: 4i6z4l

This is going to be hard, hmmm.

You Wasted A Few Minutes Of Your Life Creating A Thread Which Serves The Point Of Making You Uncomfortable And Angry.
You Could've Spent Those Few Minutes Doing Some School Work, But No, You Just Had To Do It, Don't You?
You Made Me Sick With The Way You Wasted Your Wretched, Miserable, and Inadequate life.

SPOILER
Did i do good? - You did ok :^)

first of all type liek a NORMAL HUMAN second of all Ii made this thread inactive for fucking 6 monthS donT" U TELL ME THAT I WASTED MY LIFE ON THIS PEICE OF SHIT OF A THREAD

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RoseusJaeger wrote: x175n

Touhou is garbage and Yuuka is the most annoying waifu if she could even be called that.
what the shit you you free trash i will shit all over your yaoi fan fics and ur fuking nagisa whatshisface slut bag at least YUUKA ISn'T CONSTANTLY HALF NAKED

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Topic Starter

faiswusuf wrote: 4q335d

says by a guy who don't know what sarcasm is
This entire thread is sarcastic.

- Magic Girl - wrote: 4c5p6v

This entire thread is sarcastic.
My question was serious though.

I'm not S, but I like to hit CtB's Fruits, so who knows what can happen............
You don't mind thaaaat, right? :q
Is it hard prentending to be a girl on the internet?
Well, my first trigger didn't work so well...

HR is what i would call Hardly Reasonable.
HR is a mod for Inadequate osu! players, who only able to tap without rhythm.
I could even say that HR is making osu! as a rhythm game become worse as time went on.

Please be triggered, i tried so hard :C
i think this whole forum is just satire
HDFL is easiest ctb mod combo
MBomb

Almaz wrote: 3f6q5p

HDFL is easiest ctb mod combo
this is just the truth though
there are only 2 genders which is male and female

Kisses wrote: 53h3c

Is it [Hard Rock] pretending to be a girl [and playing a pp-farming mod] on the internet?
there, I fixed it

Kisses wrote: 53h3c

Is it hard prentending to be a girl on the internet?
MG is a guy 100% confirmed :^))))))
Topic Starter

45Traeath wrote: p3657

- Magic Girl - wrote: 4c5p6v

This entire thread is sarcastic.
My question was serious though.

I'm not S, but I like to hit CtB's Fruits, so who knows what can happen............
You don't mind thaaaat, right? :q
do i look like a fucking piece of fruit 2 u

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Kisses wrote: 53h3c

Is it hard prentending to be a girl on the internet?
Not if you ACTUALLY ARE ONE MFW

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RunielVermell wrote: 4i6z4l

Well, my first trigger didn't work so well...

HR is what i would call Hardly Reasonable.
HR is a mod for Inadequate osu! players, who only able to tap without rhythm.
I could even say that HR is making osu! as a rhythm game become worse as time went on.

Please be triggered, i tried so hard :C
When this makes you laugh because of the "Please be triggered" i'm crying this is gold

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Almaz wrote: 3f6q5p

HDFL is easiest ctb mod combo
yes BECAUSE NOT SEEING ANYTHING IS SO EASY

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Rilene wrote: 5mh24

there are only 2 genders which is male and female
do i look like a cis white sjw scum 2 u is that how i come off on people is THIS WHOI AM

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Rurree wrote: 556112

Kisses wrote: 53h3c

Is it hard prentending to be a girl on the internet?
MG is a guy 100% confirmed :^))))))
oh yes i am such a guy jus look at me 7 abs and GUN SMELLING SHAMPOO

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Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

Kisses wrote: 53h3c

Is it [Hard Rock] pretending to be a girl [and playing a pp-farming mod] on the internet?
there, I fixed it
OH MY FUCKINGGOD IBGWE*(FBDSUNS

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faiswusuf wrote: 4q335d

i think this whole forum is just satire
That's exactly what it is though.

faiswusuf wrote: 4q335d

i think this whole forum is just satire
oh

no!!!

it's not!!!

tf u talkin about???? :P :P
Deleted_6709840
Maybe if you weren't from backwoods version of the UK then maybe the CTB community would respect you :^)
Maybe if you weren't a ctb player other people would respect you
Maybe if you didn't call it osu!catch and called it CtB like a normal person people would respect you
doesn't male have equal rights to female?
Well, i give up

You suck >:C
MBomb
Iro wa ranked when? :(
Yo!
WARNING!!
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You could have stopped right before, you know?










































































Trigger is one click away, you know? XD
worst fl player

45Traeath wrote: p3657

Yo!
WARNING!!
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Did you even read the sign?









































































You could have stopped right before, you know?










































































Trigger is one click away, you know? XD
nice meme fgt

L-a-m-e-y [ B ] wrote: 92z1r

nice meme
I don't think I'm even trying, though.
nudes?
can we hang out together and do nothing but play songs with HD on

don't let the fact that we're on opposite sides of the globe stop you
Are you even trying
that trigger is really intense

Kisses wrote: 53h3c

nudes?
lolicon got you cover
Topic Starter

RoseusJaeger wrote: x175n

Maybe if you weren't from backwoods version of the UK then maybe the CTB community would respect you :^)
Wow are you being racist you little fuck

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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

Maybe if you weren't a ctb player other people would respect you
HEY THAT MAY BE TRUE BUT YOU DON'T GET OFF FSAYNG THA OK

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Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

Maybe if you didn't call it osu!catch and called it CtB like a normal person people would respect you
I CALL IT CTB WHAT TEH FUCK AREYOU ON ABOUT MFW

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- Magic Bomb - wrote: 5w14d

Iro wa ranked when? :(
wheb u check it you ltitel cucktard crowbar fucking slut

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abraker wrote: 6cx2d


Pfft, magic aint real
- Einstein, fucknut genious


Also go use your imaginary magic for better things than creating trigger posts


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Kisses wrote: 53h3c

nudes?
bitch doe sthis look like a fucking strip club to you NO it is A TRIGGERING CLUB AND IT WTILL SATY THAT WYA DO YOU UDENRSTAND ME

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Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

can we hang out together and do nothing but play songs with HD on

don't let the fact that we're on opposite sides of the globe stop you
aahhahaa no :DDDDDDD:D:D:D::D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D

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Honestly @ all of you

_Gezo_ wrote: o6e3e

Are you even trying
:^(
hi, big fan, can you map this song pls <3

Ctb is the easiest mode, you just gotta click your arrows and you are pro already
ctb is a minigame for fags who cant play the real game mode

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

holy fuck
MBomb
OwOsu

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

I'm pretty sure you just triggered me as well

Kisses wrote: 53h3c

nudes?
kisses isn't trying to trigger you, he's actually serious about this
worst fl player

Rurree wrote: 556112

Kisses wrote: 53h3c

nudes?
kisses isn't trying to trigger you, he's actually serious about this
LUL

Rurree wrote: 556112

Kisses wrote: 53h3c

nudes?
kisses isn't trying to trigger you, he's actually serious about this
#exposed

deep down we all want to see, bro

What Skin Is Thatt :?: :?:
trigger skin
Link Please

Rilene wrote: 5mh24

Link Please
Warning: many animals were harmed in the making of this skin. Child labor was enforced. Enjoy!

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>>> LINK <<<
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abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Rilene wrote: 5mh24

Link Please
Warning: many animals were harmed in the making of this skin. Child labor was enforced. Enjoy!

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>>> LINK <<<
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why am i thinking of pedos

Meah wrote: f4f5b

why am i thinking of pedos
Pls enjoy skin!
I Will This Skinn Tonigt :!: :!: :) :D
Touhou "waifus" are s#**s.

Suguri and Sora best "grills".

Rilene wrote: 5mh24

I Will This Skinn Tonigt :!: :!: :) :D
Oh no! it triggered him so much he died form it!
I'll need to update the txt.,.
Also did magik girl die two?
Ware
is s
he?

Trigger Frigger
Ought too trigger you two death!


DoWNlOaD

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Yay Thanks You Very Much :!: :D
Please dont end the thread like this. It's all we had!
jk
CtB is way better than Candy Crush '-'

45Traeath wrote: p3657

CtB is way better than Candy Crush '-'
idk how that would trigger anybody
i heard that Overwatch copied Dota 2

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

idk how that would trigger anybody
It was a random attempt '-'

45Traeath wrote: p3657

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

idk how that would trigger anybody
It was a random attempt '-'
im going to have a skele-ton of fun because i find it humerus i will keep an eye socket on this thread

why cant the skeleton go to the prom? because he has no body to go with.

i swear, toucan play that game
Well, I figured it would be the yeast I could do to add onto this thread, and so I shall. By the end of this you'll likely be predictably sourdough, however don't stop reading, because I will in fact be on a roll. So, rye don't you just take a seat and try to enjoy this to the full extent? Though I will have to take away your ramen for this, just don't ask why, it's fusilli reasons. The real question is whether you're truly bready for this, because you butter be. Naan of this makes sense to you I'm guessing, however the only explanation I can give is, do you know of The Ramen Man? Now, I will continue to loaf around as I watch that ship of your's sail into the sunset. Oh shoot, it looks like my time is up. Right before the good part, too. Oh well, hope it at least got a rise out of some people. Until next time, don't let the trigger get pulled too much.
Topic Starter
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE STILL MY GOD I AM TRIGGERED BY THE EXISTANCE OF THIS CLUB HOLY SHIT

(in other words I'm not dead just lazy i shall begin responding)
fuk u
Topic Starter

Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

hi, big fan, can you map this song pls <3

this sounded like jar jar binks fucked cthulu with a nail covered bat and had a child out of his asshole.

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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

Ctb is the easiest mode, you just gotta click your arrows and you are pro already
i mean you're not wrong

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FuZ wrote: 6f1pt

ctb is a minigame for fags who cant play the real game mode
again you're not wrong

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abraker wrote: 6cx2d

oh my fucKING GOD HOW IS THAT SO TRIGGERING TO ME HOLY FUCKING SHIT KILL MYSELF


abraker wrote: 6cx2d


stOOPPPPPPPPPPP

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RunielVermell wrote: 4i6z4l

THIS IS AR ESONRBWFVEDSYBUFICD(SGXVUZBI

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abraker wrote: 6cx2d


WHO DID THAT WHO FUCKING REQUESTED MEI REMMREBER THAT SHIT AND I WAS SO ANNOYE THAT THAT THING WAS STILL ALIVE I THOUGHT I TDIED OUT AGES AGO AND WHO THE FUCK REQUESTED ME KILL MYSELF

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Shirou Seekvira wrote: 1c4su

im going to have a skele-ton of fun because i find it humerus i will keep an eye socket on this thread

why cant the skeleton go to the prom? because he has no body to go with.

i swear, toucan play that game

oh my FUCKIGN GOD I WANT TO HANG MYSELF FROM A COAT HANGER

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FluffyFlareon wrote: 5h1f4n

Well, I figured it would be the yeast I could do to add onto this thread, and so I shall. By the end of this you'll likely be predictably sourdough, however don't stop reading, because I will in fact be on a roll. So, rye don't you just take a seat and try to enjoy this to the full extent? Though I will have to take away your ramen for this, just don't ask why, it's fusilli reasons. The real question is whether you're truly bready for this, because you butter be. Naan of this makes sense to you I'm guessing, however the only explanation I can give is, do you know of The Ramen Man? Now, I will continue to loaf around as I watch that ship of your's sail into the sunset. Oh shoot, it looks like my time is up. Right before the good part, too. Oh well, hope it at least got a rise out of some people. Until next time, don't let the trigger get pulled too much.

you know what the one trigger i will never get over is thESE FUCKING PUNS THEY MAKE ME WANT TO HAVE MY GUTS EATEN BY A BABY

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abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Please dont end the thread like this. It's all we had!
we're still at it
Ur gay
I love Dan as much as you love Dan
Topic Starter

Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

Ur gay
I might be I'm not sure

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Rurree wrote: 556112

I love Dan as much as you love Dan
I want to shove a rifle up your dick hole rn

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No matter how triggered you are, I bet you'll never go over 9000!!!!
Topic Starter

45Traeath wrote: p3657

No matter how triggered you are, I bet you'll never go over 9000!!!!
you know what fuck you

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Deleted_6709840
The Great Emu War
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RoseusJaeger wrote: x175n

I feel so tilted right now like hoyl ffucing shit peasei DON"T EVEN LIKE VEGEMITE WHY AM I SO TILTED

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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

The Great Emu War
What about the ostrich you fucking racist cunt

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Plot twist: you actually can catch'em all on CtB.
u r not magic.
I want you to be my magic girlfriend
i got you:

I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend,but he kept asking her for another shot
Too triggered to continue
Topic Starter

Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

what the fuck why was i not in on this

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45Traeath wrote: p3657

Plot twist: you actually can catch'em all on CtB.
i'm not even going to justify that with a reaction.

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Rilene wrote: 5mh24

nO STOP iT"S A DEAD MEME JUST LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR

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ExKyu wrote: 5g4l4z

u r not magic.
I have a fucking degree in magic and socery i cane ven fucking brew potiosn adn spells if i wanted to i am the mOST MAGICAL MAGIC GIRL

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Rurree wrote: 556112

I want you to be my magic girlfriend
I want to die (:

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Dimension Witch wrote: 6p5yt

i got you:

I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend,but he kept asking her for another shot
Too triggered to continue
you know what i want a shot of that's rigHT It'S LEAAAADD

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x
I always get triggered, need help, shitposting on off-topic to seems cooler on the forums.
How is it in Austria? Do I still need a criminal past to go there?
Deleted_6709840
Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
MBomb
the bee movie but every time it says bee magic girl screams into her pillow for 10 minutes 45 seconds
Topic Starter

Llahmah wrote: 4pz5q

I always get triggered, need help, shitposting on off-topic to seems cooler on the forums.
you're forgetting the part where people take it too seriously :)

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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

How is it in Austria? Do I still need a criminal past to go there?
i mean i don't live in Austria but i don't think you do :/

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RoseusJaeger wrote: x175n

Read my fanfiction, MG :^)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/852520 ... s/19541734
i actually read it and im questioing life as we know it

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Raspberriel wrote: 2f96m

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
hAHAHAH JOKES ON YOU I WASN't BORN HERE SO I"M NO CRIMINAL

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- Magic Bomb - wrote: 5w14d

the bee movie but every time it says bee magic girl screams into her pillow for 10 minutes 45 seconds
the bee movie but every time it says bee i hang myself from a childrens playground.

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did you know that if you watch bee movie backwards you will clearly see how your life's will be in 10 years
2016
I what you look like now
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