tempus.xyz r3531

[O|Duke] Waldo : vice when are you getting a job




[S|Jester III] yT : this map must have been made by pedophiles man

[D|Count I] Soup -tt : why he call me fat -_-

| (SG02) - Vyvanse Addict: any girls here
| (US06) - obviously not a girl gamer haha: nope

* [S|Dame V] kay : to me, newjuls, you are evil

* [S|Princess III] Scoot : that didnt look like a double pre
* [S|Baroness IV] ywl : ur dads a dobul pr
ywl has left the server.

Matty (Rank 2 Demoman) ed from Australia
[D|Queen] Matty : what the sigma!
Lv3 meatstick has left the server.
[D|Queen] Matty : he didnt like that

Tempus | (Demo) kjr is ranked 4/819 on jump_koi with time: 03:41.14
[D|Princess I] nəwjuls : waow so fast
[O|Sir V] kjr : i got owned by 3rd last
[O|Sir V] kjr : on that run
[D|Princess I] nəwjuls : cant help but notice riot is faster...
[O|Knight III] frontshot fredrick : riot is bald

[Unranked] basil64 : how do you rocket jump so fart

[S|Madam I] dick restuck in a dyson cordles : ill let you suck my tits

* [S|Baron V] TD : thats the definition of gay no?
* [S|Baron V] TD : 2 men marrying?
* [S|Count III] Scoot : definition of gay is au_matty
[D|Esquire V] maxxy : xd
* [S|Baron V] TD : first of all
* [S|Baron V] TD : matty is a moronic piece of shit
* [S|Baron V] TD : respectfully ofc
[D|Esquire V] maxxy : woa
[D|Esquire V] maxxy : xd
* [S|Count III] Scoot : respectfully
* [S|Baron V] TD : please do send my best wishes to that fat fuck

[D|Noble III] fred -CC : i believe all women should jump_back_into_the_kitchen_vMakemeasandwich

[S|King] riot : i dont respect women

[D|Queen] Matty : boshy wanting jaff in gold is just
[D|Queen] Matty : upsetting
[D|Queen] Matty : bootleg kfc
[D|Queen] Matty : kjr*
[D|Queen] Matty : lMFAO
[O|Emperor] vicé : ??
[D|Esquire I] meowsh : cHOKED
[O|Emperor] vicé : bro said bootleg kfc

[D|Emperor] newjuls : is getting fucked in the ass by a dog still illegal

Waldo has left the server.
[S|Lord] Salty : big tempus is gone, unleash n words
[S|Baron I] Dinky.Hotchkiss : no
Console: ?
[S|Lord] Salty : oh
[D|Baron V] Hona : UH
[S|Lord] Salty : shjit

[D|Count IV] riotbz : our friend matty here is 2 (TWO) seconds away from WORLD RECORD
[Unranked] (f)Lank : just jump faster then

[S|Duchess] seras : no1 cares boshy ok u stupid little sugar cane

shotgiy12: disgusting female spotted

1:53 AM - LessThanThree: who tf is this and why are you messaging me about pickles

[D|Queen] Matty : hey vice wanna vc with me and newjuls
[O|Emperor] vice : is riot there
[D|Princess I] newjuls : yea
[O|Emperor] vice : no

[D|Archduchess] Matty : man i fucking hate scoot such a fat ass idiot

scotch: please stop with the keyboard disasters

local furry femboy has left the server.
[O|Queen] Matty : my alt

[D|Peon] slamm : !reload
[D|Peon] slamm : !auto
[D|Peon] slamm : !♥♥♥
[S|Plebeian V] ram : its regen
[D|Peon] slamm : stop speaking

[S|Emperor] Boshy : I wish I was a course so steve could grind me

[S|Baron III] SNG : its waldover
Waldo connected
Disconnect: Server shutting down.

* [D|Baron II] Diabolical : mutegod as a person was poorly made

[O|Prince II] newjuls : call me thje japanese because i be killing koreans

vicetfz: need song and soup to breed

granolapls: what game is looks like g mod

eddy_tf: mfs need a showerbounce

[D|Baroness III] Starkie : i saw the other day that duck erections are measured in m/s
[D|Baroness III] Starkie : Eversion of the 20 cm muscovy duck penis is explosive, taking an average of 0.36 s, and achieving a maximum velocity of 1.6 m/s
[D|Baroness III] Starkie : Eversion occurred successfully in a straight tube and a counterclockwise spiral tube that matched the chirality of the waterfow
[D|Baroness III] Starkie : l penis
[D|Baroness III] Starkie : ducks cant fuck anti-clockwise vaginas
[O|Gearl V] newjuls : do some of them have anticlockwise vagnias?
[D|Baroness III] Starkie : they all do
[D|Baroness III] Starkie : its to stop the clockwise duck penis rape

[D|Noble II] scotch : every sentence you type is absolute garbage

* [D|Noblewoman I] Gorge004 : alright newjuls
* [D|Noblewoman I] Gorge004 : if ure not a PUSSY like zike i have a strat for you
[D|Archduke] newjuls : im not doing a jump bug
* [D|Noblewoman I] Gorge004 : stupid pussy

[Unranked] tanafxxcks : how th fuck do i get across
[Unranked] tanafxxcks : jumping does nothing
[S|Plebeian V] God G A M E R : ask scotch
[S|Plebeian V] God G A M E R : hes the server owner
[SM] : Slapped tanafxxcks.

[S|Earl IV] diller : ill say the n word right fucking now

[12:57 AM]
mewing fetus:
kratos is afraid of me
just insta leaves if i
𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒻𝒶𝓀ℯ 𝓇𝒶𝓉𝓈 𝓈𝒸𝒶𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇 𝓌𝒽ℯ𝓃 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝒸ℴ𝓂ℯ𝓈 ℴ𝓊𝓉

[S|King] minto : i'll staple boshys knee caps to his lips

[S|Dame III] kay : there are starving children in africa who dont even HAVE hopstep

[4:13 PM]
layla: yea im a 2001 baby
newjuls: omg twinning
layla: maby dont say twinning about 2001

* [D|Earl V] Soup -tt : watching kaptain make me fap fap fap

[D|King] Seras : fuck off cunt ill mash ur head in with a stapler

* [D|Madam II] Matty : piss on me

[Wednesday 10:21 AM]
starkie:
we do a little bit of paedophilia

[D|Noble II] scotch : youre definitely a burden

[Unranked] RandomCrits=FairAndBalanced : im from saudi arabia
[Unranked] RandomCrits=FairAndBalanced : i know that this is in australia
[Unranked] RandomCrits=FairAndBalanced : but i just thought there was another reason why my ping is bad
[S|Baron IV] newjuls : idk maybe too many explosives in ur router

waldotf2: i love spending half an hour fighting with stripper because mappers refuse to follow instructions

*SPEC* [G] scotch : dont stop you fucking dumb cunt

[S|Dame III] kay : most of you guys are fake dicksuckers

[D|Plebeian IV] skiptzs : not this gu
newjuls (Rank 10 Demoman) ed from New Zealand
[D|Plebeian IV] skiptzs : oh hey jewnuls
[D|Princess I] newjuls : hello

[S|Prince II] フワちゃん。 : i dont even know
[S|Prince II] フワちゃん。 : but im gooning
[S|Prince II] フワちゃん。 : thats all i know of
[S|Knight V] rubi : i googled it and it requires adult verification

[7:08 PM]
vice:
new t6 nofail ystd which is beast
im love rubidussu
rubidussy

* [D|Queen] pi : fuckin dumb ass balling ass grinding idiot

* [D|Madam II] Matty : cant be a pedo if i haven't been caught

[S|Vampire IV] greasy(no hands) : isnt nz a state in au
[S|Vampire IV] greasy(no hands) : is nz a countryt

newjuls : this is likethat level on toriis new map if torii had brain damage

| (Discord) - nick: kidder why did you kick my cat in the throat

[S|Dame III] kay : try sniping some bitches by running respectable maps like scorpion or something

[O|Dame III] Soup -tt : !topsinglehotplayersinmyarea

[S|Plebeian V] ebdb : do you have an image to go along with that alias
[D|Knight II] b4nny if he was black or chines : no
[S|Plebeian V] ebdb : sad

[D|Ghost V] Diabolical : I didn't rememeber riot being funny

[D|Noble V] scotch : you can picture his gangly goblin appendages mashing the 3rd person bind

Stark62: yeah because youre autistic to the max

[S|Esquire V] whats poppin : what is a cummies