Introduction:

Hello, this seems to have attracted your attention. If so, please go away welcome to the Magic Triggering Club. Where the sole purpose is to trigger me, Magic Girl.

What the fuck is this?

The main purpose of this club - as I mentioned above - is to trigger me. In any way, shape or form. As I have received plentiful that I am fun to trigger, I want everyone to enjoy it as well.

Ok I want in:

Then you're in! Welcome to the Magic Triggering Club. Below you will find the "most common ways to trigger me". This list will slowly evolve into a simple "Trigger List" as time goes on and people discover new ways to trigger me. It's like one big game to find out all the ways to trigger me! I'll even add roles and to the club, giving them nice titles such as "Please Go Die in a Hole!" and "You Make Me Want to Kill Myself!". So keep triggering!

Ok but yo what's in it for me?

Fun! Joy! Excitement at seeing me suffer! Plus some bonus reactions such as "Kys" and "I"M GOING TO SCREAM INTO A CHAINSAW"! so if you enjoy stuff like this, then please do .

Any Rules or Restrictions?

As one who gets triggered often, it's a must that there must be at least some kind of rule or restriction. So there only 3 rules.

1. Do not attempt to trigger me outside this forum if you are a stranger to me.
2. Do not go too far with these, the purpose of this is fun, not to make me feel like absolute crap.
3. These are genuine rules and restrictions, these are not any means allowed to be used to trigger me.

Any breaking of these rules will result you being banished from the club.

Please note that everything and anything that is posted here I read, if your post doesn't make it on my thanks it's because of one of two reasons.
1) Your triggering needs work
2) I didn't want to make my post too long.



Enjoy, and don't forget! Triggering is only a meme away!

On behalf of jeubach, scary movies, and the entirety of canada, I'm in!!

sam etbh

Ascendance wrote: 3m6q2b

On behalf of jeubach, scary movies, and the entirety of canada, I'm in!!

FNG(WD*SR*)GF(WEBOSDNIHFG&WE(USOBISDFBWEISDFG(BUOJSKDFN IURSDGFBUCSD I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU RIGHT NOW ASCENDANCE I SEAER TO GOUCK

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Congratulations Ascendance! You've added a new Trigger to the list, and earned yourself the title of "This Little Fucker Who I Have To Deal With Every Time I Want a Map Ranked"!

Keep triggering!

I wAnT mY bUtTeRy BrEaDsTiCk iN mY BlOoDy EaRhOle NoW mG!!!!*!(^&!%$$%^@(*!*!)*(!!&^%!$*&!^()

hey bb are u a girl can u be my osu girlfriend :^)

Hi Mada, are you still the ar10 god i used to know :^) ?

abla español Xd?

fuck off nobody cares this tread is pointless and you should go kys. Like seriously what is even the point of this thread, you want people to try and trigger you? That's such a stupid idea and you should shoot yourself or jump from a tall building

don't talk to me or dat boi ever again

Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

fuck off nobody cares this tread is pointless and you should go kys. Like seriously what is even the point of this thread, you want people to try and trigger you? That's such a stupid idea and you should shoot yourself or jump from a tall building

don't talk to me or dat boi ever again

this is a pretty quality thread what are you talking about mate

i hadn't seen this type of quality shitpost in months

here come dat doge!

omfg im sorrywow

actually not reallysuch o shit

eh w/emuch waddup!

Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

fuck off nobody cares this tread is pointless and you should go kys. Like seriously what is even the point of this thread, you want people to try and trigger you? That's such a stupid idea and you should shoot yourself or jump from a tall building

don't talk to me or dat boi ever again

H O L Y

what happens when iron man and silver surfer teams up

they become alloys

HA GADEEM

i'll
because
dansk
told
me
to
do
it

wanna go see a scary movie together

Faustas156 wrote: 4x1o2b

i'll
because
dansk
told
me
to
do
it

surely you mean dansk memes

EDIT2: nvm

WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

this is a really good thread keep it up boys

Meah wrote: f4f5b

WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

welcom to ot

cursedcookies wrote: 2a5p2l

I wAnT mY bUtTeRy BrEaDsTiCk iN mY BlOoDy EaRhOle NoW mG!!!!*!(^&!%$$%^@(*!*!)*(!!&^%!$*&!^()

wat did u just say about me u little french fry I wiLL FiHGT

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Thanks for contributing cursedcookies! Keep triggering!

AutoMedic wrote: 4y1

hey bb are u a girl can u be my osu girlfriend :^)

No u piece of shit i'd rather date a gun

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Thanks for contributing AutoMedic! Keep triggering!

Ealstrom wrote: 3e6z2v

Hi Mada, are you still the ar10 god i used to know :^) ?

Have you tried stabbing yourself with a gun (:

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Thanks for contributing Ealstrom! Keep triggering!

NachOx wrote: 4e2i20

abla español Xd?

fuck off (:

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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

fuck off nobody cares this tread is pointless and you should go kys. Like seriously what is even the point of this thread, you want people to try and trigger you? That's such a stupid idea and you should shoot yourself or jump from a tall building

don't talk to me or dat boi ever again

Sweetie I'm sorry but (: this is the Off-Topic forum ((((: I can be as irrelevant as I want (((((((:

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Thanks for contributing Zain Sugieres! Keep triggering!

Teffammie Maye wrote: 1q36s

here come dat doge!

omfg im sorrywow

actually not reallysuch o shit

eh w/emuch waddup!

First of all how dare you you smol meat pie puck

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Thanks for contributing Teffammie Maye! Keep triggering!

AutoMedic wrote: 4y1

what happens when iron man and silver surfer teams up

they become alloys

HA GADEEM

I swear to god I will shove aluminum so far up your anus hole you'll be able to see it with your eyes which I am shoving down your throat

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Thanks for contributing AutoMedic! Keep triggering!

Ascendance wrote: 3m6q2b

wanna go see a scary movie together

kys thanks

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On a more serious note, this started 20 minutes ago and it already has two pages and I was so bored half an hour ago bless u all u smol beings

moe

Surely, this will change your mind

i love this thread

What did you say about me you filthy AMERIC AN?!!!/!1/11? I'll let you know I know hiragana and katakana and I've watched over 400 anime series which basically means I'm 99% Japanese and we all know that the Japanese are superior race and you are just wasting my precious time while I could be watching Narto Fillpuden right now. I want to live in Nihon in the future so I can't be wasting my time on worthless whites like you and I should be improving my language skils on Rosetta Stone.

Chara wrote: 6t5r57

moe

no stop i will actually go and drink bleach i'm screamIGN

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Congratulations Chara! You've added a new Trigger to the list! Keep Triggering!

Ascendance wrote: 3m6q2b

Surely, this will change your mind

Please kys (: you're an irritating little slug ball of shit ((((:

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Zain Sugieres wrote: 2n3vj

What did you say about me you filthy AMERIC AN?!!!/!1/11? I'll let you know I know hiragana and katakana and I've watched over 400 anime series which basically means I'm 99% Japanese and we all know that the Japanese are superior race and you are just wasting my precious time while I could be watching Narto Fillpuden right now. I want to live in Nihon in the future so I can't be wasting my time on worthless whites like you and I should be improving my language skils on Rosetta Stone.

Nani the fuck did omae just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of watashino class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the ichiban letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nanimonai to watashi but just another weeaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has itsumonai been mimasu’d before on kono continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As bokutachi hanashimasu, watashi am ing watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so anata better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano jinsei. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

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Thanks for contributing Zain Sugieres! Keep triggering!

triggers aren't real

moe girl :3

Railey2 wrote: 6a2u27

triggers aren't real

There are real ones, on guns.

Hey there sweaty ; ))))

AutoMedic wrote: 4y1

what happens when iron man and silver surfer teams up

they become alloys

HA GADEEM

Please End Yourself

cmon baby i want to spank you boo boo >3

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Ascendance wrote: 3m6q2b

moe girl :3

moe fuckwit :3

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Meah wrote: f4f5b

Railey2 wrote: 6a2u27

triggers aren't real

There are real ones, on guns.

Damn you stole my line ): I was gonna say something along the lines of "Sweetie I'msorry ((: but there's a trigger on guns ((: which I am potingin to my head right now ((((:"

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Thanks for the help Meah! Keep triggering!

AgentDisney wrote: 1z2c22

Hey there sweaty ; ))))

omg no stop people will find out PEopel wilL knOW

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Thanks for contributing AgentDisney! Keep triggering!

FABninja wrote: 3g5a6r

AutoMedic wrote: 4y1

what happens when iron man and silver surfer teams up

they become alloys

HA GADEEM

Please End Yourself

I agree! (:

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Thanks for the help FABninja! Keep triggering!

Now you dun bru. You should know I live in Nippon for 10 years now desu so you wil never be on my anime expertise level. I go to Akibahara everyday and I have over 300 confimed cosplays. My group of professional hackers is IP tracing you right now and I will send my own personal army of ninjas from the Kurama clan to kidnap you and get you to my palace in Nihon. I willl sentence you to 30 years of watching the best anime ever created, Sword Art Online, to make you think about your behaviour. Maybe after you watch Kurito beijng brave you will become a normal human being like me.

qt

,od ,y ,ap

did you forget that you confessed to me once :^) its not nice to tell me to die

Fourth wrote: c3a5g

Here come that boi!!

no here come dat polan 0/10

o̖ ͙̘͑͌s̛͖̜͙͒ͥhi̝t̟ͬͭ̊̚ ҉͙̟͚͕ͫ͘w̗̖͖̹͝ą̷̴̗̳͍ͦ͌͐̓͘҉̗̱d̸̃d̙̉̒u̸ͭ́̆̽̓ͭ͘p̠̘̤̑ͭ͢͜

Railey2 wrote: 6a2u27

triggers aren't real

you are god damn right man

AutoMedic wrote: 4y1

most filipinos will get this joke

YES

Fking look, [lucky:1337]

• Wow I just became a 2 digit player.

1. So good[/lucky:1337]

im egttin pretty gud at this gam

Hey are you dating - Magic Bomb -?

MG I love your map Sasaki Sayaka - Zzz (Euro Star Mix), it's one of the best maps I have ever played and you should be very proud of your crowning accomplishment. Please make more maps like this <3

Daily reminder to pick HD against MG for FREE WIN

- Magic Bomb - wrote: 5w14d

Hey are you dating - Magic Bomb -?

It would be a really bombastic relationship, don't you think?

I mean they have that magic together, so why not

The Bee Movie