right? like 80% of all Bedtime story is scary out of context

in red riding hood there is just a killer wolf and in the end
in hansel and gretel their parents abandon them and they almost got eaten by aw witch
humpty dumpty literally died

whats wrong with them author lmao

what

also because kids are innocent

Three little pigs got hentai too, it's scary really

Meah wrote: f4f5b

Three little pigs got hentai too, it's scary really

I swear to god

Yhuan Debeste wrote: 5h2o60

Meah wrote: f4f5b

Three little pigs got hentai too, it's scary really

I swear to god

wtf?

In red riding hood, you wonder why the wolf is swallowing the girl's grandma in one shot to make her still alive and not just eating her right off so that the hunter cannot bring her hack?

Iirc it is theorized that in the original story the wolf actually didn't letting her any chance to live and that the hunter was just an extra character added later to make the story less creepy. Some even think that the wolf killed the grandma but not eaten her yet, instead he made a meal out of her, impersonated her and when the girl arrives the wolf and the girl will eat the meal together.

Don't ask why I have this in my brain. Let's just say my innocent childhood was full of creepy and dark stuffs.

London bridge is falling down--

it's actually a misconception that children stuff are all bright and sunshiny

There's literally a nursery rhyme about a soldier that goes to war with great pain and shame, nobody knows when he will return, and gets shot and dies.

Poor Mambrú

Time goes back to 19th century

Yurkoc wrote: 602p4f

Dude my kid woke me up at 4 am again

Myedich wrote: 4q6yf

What about scare the living hell out of him, that serves as a good punishment

Yurkoc wrote: 602p4f

Yoo let's do that. Btw I heard your step-brother's son broke his wife's vase

Myedich wrote: 4q6yf

Yea, he told him how I watched my commrade die in a collapsed mineshaft.

Meah wrote: f4f5b

Three little pigs got hentai too, it's scary really

Meah what the fuck

Killing humans? I'm fine with that. Killing felines? Even your corpse would be nowhere to be found.

this thread failed to live up to the expectations

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