Reyalp51 wrote: 3o2r5d

i kiss all animals

You walk up to the animals blessing each one with your kiss.

Lapizote wrote: 6h554d

3. baaaaaaaaaaah

Reyalp51 wrote: 3o2r5d

i kiss all animals

<3

The sheep feels very blessed by Reyalp51's kiss

Ashton wrote: 561r4z

3. Make chicken sounds

The chicken responds to Reyalp51's kiss by flustering all over

Kobold84 wrote: 4c5ma

Reyalp51 wrote: 3o2r5d

i kiss all animals

Is this why we became animals?

I push the box and turn it over.

The dog, trying to avoid Reyalp51's kiss runs into the box and pushes it over. The dog got a kiss anyways, but it seems there was some kind of hole hidden underneath the box. It is just barely wide enough to accomodate person fit in nature, walls bare and shiny, and goes straight down.

B0ii wrote: 33m13

search my pockets to see what I took from Wimpy Cursed earlier

You go through the pockets of the severed body half to find some sort of thin rubbery object. It can carry maybe a few small objects, but it does stretch greatly, so perhaps more.

Damnit, it didn't work... uhh... I'll just... steal his orange juice, see y'all later.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Kobold84 wrote: 4c5ma

Reyalp51 wrote: 3o2r5d

i kiss all animals

Is this why we became animals?

I push the box and turn it over.

The dog, trying to avoid Reyalp51's kiss runs into the box and pushes it over. The dog got a kiss anyways, but it seems there was some kind of hole hidden underneath the box. It is just barely wide enough to accomodate person fit in nature, walls bare and shiny, and goes straight down.

But I'm a goat…

Kobold84 wrote: 4c5ma

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Kobold84 wrote: 4c5ma

Reyalp51 wrote: 3o2r5d

i kiss all animals

Is this why we became animals?

I push the box and turn it over.

The dog, trying to avoid Reyalp51's kiss runs into the box and pushes it over. The dog got a kiss anyways, but it seems there was some kind of hole hidden underneath the box. It is just barely wide enough to accomodate person fit in nature, walls bare and shiny, and goes straight down.

But I'm a goat…

Oh good heavens, it seems I mistook a goat for a dog! Yes, the two do look very similar from a distance.

2. push box with hoof to feel the weight and also pet or hug every animal, depends on their body language

search this side of the door for any decipherable text

And also...

1. A device that can see through the box and reveal its contents.

I think this would be useful?

squeek squeek

there's 6 animals so either one animal is unlinked or two animals are linked to one person

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Kobold84 wrote: 4c5ma

Reyalp51 wrote: 3o2r5d

i kiss all animals

Is this why we became animals?

I push the box and turn it over.

The dog, trying to avoid Reyalp51's kiss runs into the box and pushes it over. The dog got a kiss anyways, but it seems there was some kind of hole hidden underneath the box. It is just barely wide enough to accomodate person fit in nature, walls bare and shiny, and goes straight down.

damn i'm too big to fit

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

2. push box with hoof to feel the weight and also pet or hug every animal, depends on their body language

You push the box and it moves a bit. It made a clean sound against the polished floor. It's maybe 20 units in weight, maybe 25. You then go chasing after each animal. The sheep's wool is.. wooly. The chicken is feathering. The dog is hairy. The pig slaps. The sheep, like the goat wooly. Finally,

Bridget Enjoyer wrote: 4o45e

squeek squeek

The mouse taunts you as you chase to pet to it

McEndu wrote: 2b459

search this side of the door for any decipherable text

The area where the door would be appears to be smoothly flush with the walling. It's like one of this precision cut blocks of metal, it's like the door isn't even there! The only thing that does give it away is the bloody stains from Wimpy Cursed's corpse.

McEndu wrote: 2b459

And also...

1. A device that can see through the box and reveal its contents.

I think this would be useful?

Do, you on the behalf of everyone else, what me to do you a favor and give such a device?

caress the box for some reason

Actually I won't

2. turn the box opening sideways and put Bridget Enjoyer in the box

2. stop chasing the rat and look down the hole

also 20 or 25 units is notably vague

B0ii wrote: 33m13

caress the box for some reason

You go up to the box and look at it. The box lays there. You come closer to it. The box appears to intensify its boxiness. You then caress the box. The box makes a scratchy sound. This is a very delicate moment for the box...

McEndu wrote: 2b459

Actually I won't

2. turn the box opening sideways and put Bridget Enjoyer in the box

Dumbfounded by B0ii's dynamic with the box, you hunt down the mouse, beating z0z at capturing the little creature. Going up to B0ii, who is caressing the box for reasons known only to him and God, you shove him aside, put the box on its side and put the mouse in the box. Quite notably tho, there was an audible shuffle of materials in the box as you turned it on its side.

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

2. stop chasing the rat and look down the hole

also 20 or 25 units is notably vague

Seeing how easily McEndu caught the mouse, you simply give up. Curious about the revealed hole, you go to take a look at it. It's very dark down there, you can't see where it ends.

3 peck at box? (If I can)

2. check for any items on me, if i have a flashlight, turn it on and point it down the hole

this thread has spread heavily falsified misinformation
i'm not dead, i'm spectating
i've been spectating this entire time

there is a drastic difference and you should know this abraker

@Bridget Enjoyer What's inside the hole?

McEndu wrote: 2b459

@Bridget Enjoyer What's inside the hole?

fire

2. try to find text on the box

3. nudge the nearest person towards the hole

to the best of a sheep's abilities, of course

McEndu wrote: 2b459

@Bridget Enjoyer What's inside the hole?

squeek squeek

*hops out the box with a pencil and pad of paper

Ashton wrote: 561r4z

3 peck at box? (If I can)

You peck at the box for a bit. There is an awful a lot of squeaking coming from it.

McEndu wrote: 2b459

2. try to find text on the box

You examine the box for text as the chicken pecks away at it, but it appears to be a plain brown featureless cardboard box

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

2. check for any items on me, if i have a flashlight, turn it on and point it down the hole

You check for items on you, but unfortunately none are to be found. The suddenly...

Lapizote wrote: 6h554d

3. nudge the nearest person towards the hole

to the best of a sheep's abilities, of course

You walk up to z0z, who was just peeking down the hole. He seems to be searching for something on him. You decide to give him a gentle nudge while he is not aware of your presence. He almost tripped over the hole. Luckily the hole is not wide enough for someone to fall into that easy, but is wide enough to trip over and dip their leg into while doing so

Bridget Enjoyer wrote: 4o45e

McEndu wrote: 2b459

@Bridget Enjoyer What's inside the hole?

squeek squeek

*hops out the box with a pencil and pad of paper

After some commotion hearing large clacks clacks against the box, you see a chicken take a peek inside. You finally orient yourself and exit the box empty handed, trying to avoid having the chicken possibly peck you.

2. move away from the hole and look around the room for anything

2. reorient the box upright then gently put the mouse into the hole

I swear at the time that skin came out I wanted to buy a samsung phone just for it, my friends would think I was so cool

its strangely silent

McEndu wrote: 2b459

its strangely silent

unfortunately i cant do much when all i can do is

3. baaaaaaaaaaah (bump my head against every single non-animal to make them do something)

McEndu wrote: 2b459

its strangely silent

Welp we don't really know what to do here

2. spit into the hole to see if the hole is bottomless or not

3. Try to meow

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

2. move away from the hole and look around the room for anything

Shocked by the push and nearly tripping over the hole, you back away from the hole. You look around the room but find nothing but some sinners and animals doing weird things.

McEndu wrote: 2b459

2. reorient the box upright then gently put the mouse into the hole

You flip the box back up, shuffling the materials inside it around. You then go after the mouse, which may take a while...

Lapizote wrote: 6h554d

McEndu wrote: 2b459

its strangely silent

3. baaaaaaaaaaah (bump my head against every single non-animal to make them do something)

You cry out "baaaaaaaaaaah" while urging others to do something. UPR looks dead silent

B0ii wrote: 33m13

2. spit into the hole to see if the hole is bottomless or not

You walk up and spit into the hole to see how deep it is. . . you become tired waiting for plop after a while.

Ashton wrote: 561r4z

3. Try to meow

You make chicken noises trying to say something but all that comes out is "arghgghouw" "aroughhow"

@Ashton will you explore the hole? I will lay the box on the side for you to get in if you are willing

I dont understand this

Other options for exploring the box (I am not doing any of these):

1. Let a human enter.
2. Tear it apart.

After 1 week without any signals of me being alive i suddenly pull a gun out of my ass and kill myself

Reyalp51 wrote: 3o2r5d

After 1 week without any signals of me being alive i suddenly pull a gun out of my ass and kill myself

WAIT NOT AGAIN WHA-

2. forcefully take the gun and throw it down the box

ok then i sleep

McEndu wrote: 2b459

@Ashton will you explore the hole? I will lay the box on the side for you to get in if you are willing

ARGHGGHOUW AROUGHHOW!
(yes)

2. lay the box on the side, then put Ashton into the box

1. infinite favors

McEndu wrote: 2b459

2. lay the box on the side, then put Ashton into the box

As you lay the box on its side, a bunch of materials inside can be heard shuffling around. You put the chicken in the box. Oh, the chicken is in the box. How exciting! Maybe it will do something interesting, let's watch.

2. just watch

3. walk around the box searching for stuff

3. squeek squeek
(run away from every human and sit in the corner of the room)

2. wait for results from the thread god

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

2. just watch

Confused on what to do know you go to wait until someone else figure out what to do.

Ashton wrote: 561r4z

3. walk around the box searching for stuff

McEndu can hear you walking around the box and poking at things

Bridget Enjoyer wrote: 4o45e

3. squeek squeek
(run away from every human and sit in the corner of the room)

Traumatized enough by McEndu you go into a secluded corner, hoping to blend with the wall

McEndu wrote: 2b459

2. wait for results from the thread god

You a wait for some kind of results, but I give you none.

Oh how typical of humans to rely on God. Not this time.

2. watch Ashton instead

(the strat reveal was a really bad idea.)

2. be autistic

@Ashton What about the hole?

3. baaaaaaaaaaaaa (chew on the box)

Lapizote wrote: 6h554d

3. baaaaaaaaaaaaa (chew on the box)

looks like a good idea

McEndu wrote: 2b459

@Ashton What about the hole?

3. chicken noises to communicate what i saw

2. speak "all animals should arrange themselves in a way that communicates their findings"

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

2. speak "all animals should arrange themselves in a way that communicates their findings"

Actually one animal is enough using long and short cries; as animal they look all have human brains.

thread is dead

2. scream to wake up god

3. wander helplessly around the box unsure of what my fate beholds

69th post

Ashton wrote: 561r4z

3. wander helplessly around the box unsure of what my fate beholds

Maybe explore the hole?

3. chew on whatever the hell god is wearing

McEndu wrote: 2b459

Ashton wrote: 561r4z

3. wander helplessly around the box unsure of what my fate beholds

Maybe explore the hole?

3. explore the hole

2. try to follow in

3. make chicken prayer noises