WHY I AM BETTER THAN PEPPY 40x19

WHY I AM BETTER THAN PEPPY
WHY I AM BETTER THAN PEPPY

i am a high powered frequency player! played osu many years and achieved far ranks and not to be brag but i am good at the game.
i have beaten players, big intimiadating players, the likes of which you cant even imagine, with my own fists.
im many qualifications and im the guys you want to follow for the next few year I KNOW.

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WHERE TO START???
oh, i know!
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REASON NUMBER ONE 57230

i make the money, i am a business dealer:
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RREASON NUMBER ONE h39b

my name is much coolero:
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REASON NUMBER TWO 6t582v

peppy is a beta male:
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REASON NUMBER THREE 5334j

i am a natural born leader:
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REASON NUMBER FOUR 192j3v

im a best friend:
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i believe i have made my point exceptionally clear! now, it is time for phase two:
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PHASE TWO 24v4s

WHY I SHOULD BE KING OF OSU:
1. no competition. who am i paired up against, peppy? what has he done for osu again? that's right, NOTHING! I WILL LEAD US TO GREATNESS!!!!
2. when i grow up i am going to become president of america and make mexico the 51th state
3. i deserve a percentage of all the profits that osu makes or else i have good connections with powerful lawyers
4. i am an dependent journalist (if my excelent writing hasnt convininced you yet), which means you all can depend on me!

AND, if reason whether or not
THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY!!!, i am not applying to be the king, i am telling you that i am and that it's ok.
already i am the NEW KING of osu as declared by me (because im epic). my first decree is that people who comment on this thread are TOLERABLE CITIZENS you're welcome goodbye

quality 👏

igorsprite wrote: 6x186x

quality 👏

appreciated, tolerable citizen

you forget one thing:

peppy lives in australia and therefore can kick your ass with his pinky alone

not even I, kere, Captain of the legendary assault fleet, the ion Orange Guava, would ever consider raising even a molecule against peppy
nor any australian for that matter

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

you forget one thing:

peppy lives in australia and therefore can kick your ass with his pinky alone

not even I, kere, Captain of the legendary assault fleet, the ion Orange Guava, would ever consider raising even a molecule against peppy
nor any australian for that matter

greetings, untolerable citizen

i'd like to see him try


let's not forget what i said at the beginning of this post:

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

i have beaten players, big intimiadating players, the likes of which you cant even imagine, with my own fists.

shut up

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

shut up

i am going to press this button

Australians are like, top of the ecosystem, dude.

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

Australians are like, top of the ecosystem, dude.

hm, please, remind me. i said it was a dog-eat-dog world, and that i am a wolf.
let's see what google, ONE OF THE COMPANIES IVE WORKED ON, has to say about aUsTRalIa

hm, that's strange... all they have are... dingos. or, should i say, the dungos? ANOTHER POOPY-SOUNDING WORD, typical!

You know what, I'm totally convinced now. Yep. Yep. Bowing down to the new king of osu, I guess

you should have a couple bottles, it will calm you down

now now z0z, why can't you be an upstanding citizen like ghoulybits?
what do you want? riches? fame? ranks? or... were you looking for an EXECUTION?!

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Cause this is a peppy appreciation club

are you mistaken? i have the crown! that means

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Cause this is a peppy appreciation club

are you mistaken? i have the crown! that means

A crown on a head? hmmm...

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no shut up shut up shut up you're cringe shut up shut up now delete your post delete your post and log off and never come online again. any sudden movements and i'm calling Bill, he'll ban you from the internet immediately!!!

unfortunately, abarker has power over you

he is the movie director

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

unfortunately, abarker has power over you

/ban abraker forever reason: "i win, get whipped and nae-nae'd on"

Due to explicit imagery I can't show you what happened to Bobby
But please enjoy this gif that depicts the general feel of it

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

unfortunately, abarker has power over you

/ban abraker forever reason: "i win, get whipped and nae-nae'd on"

this isn't minecraft

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Due to explicit imagery I can't show you what happened to Bobby

this is what abraker was attempting to hide

my skillful dodging skills

ha-ha! you missed me, you missed me, i think you know what's coming next 😳

who will win?

a guy who believes himself to be king

vs

guy with locks

Unfortunately we're all abraker's alts.

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

who will win?

a guy who believes himself to be king

that's it? that's all my description is? do you have any idea who i am? i'm bobthaboy, a multi-million billionaire, defacto ruler of the masses. show some respect

interesting

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This is my signature

You're an alpha male?
Huh... I'm omega! Beat that.

JustABeginner wrote: 5l405f

You're an alpha male?
Huh... I'm omega! Beat that.

you lost the second you challenged me
alpha is the top letter, you are a bottom!

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Due to explicit imagery I can't show you what happened to Bobby

this is what abraker was attempting to hide

my skillful dodging skills

ha-ha! you missed me, you missed me, i think you know what's coming next 😳

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

JustABeginner wrote: 5l405f

You're an alpha male?
Huh... I'm omega! Beat that.

you lost the second you challenged me
alpha is the top letter, you are a bottom!

I'm actually am?

ah someone doesn't get the furry joke I see

can't blame you tho, once you know you'll need more than all bleach in the earth to wash your eyes

Ah, omegaverse. Time to leave this earth now.

Don't peppy hunt dingos for fun or something? Idk he's australian

NotRaffi wrote: 171b11

Don't peppy hunt dingos for fun or something? Idk he's australian

i hunt those who commit treason idk im the king

Bobby right now

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Bobby right now

LMFAO vore'd

the bar for beating peppy isn't that high, you know

Winnyace wrote: 182q6t

the bar for beating peppy isn't that high, you know

i dont even know if you read anything that i said!

aight better peppy. i summon you to fix the pp system.

ClevelandsMyBro wrote: 58np

aight better peppy. i summon you to fix the pp system.

peppy doesn't have time to directly work on the pp system

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

ClevelandsMyBro wrote: 58np

aight better peppy. i summon you to fix the pp system.

peppy doesn't have time to directly work on the pp system

yea, but op claims to be better than peppy

If you sweat in a sweater does that make you the sweater?

ClevelandsMyBro wrote: 58np

aight better peppy. i summon you to fix the pp system.

the only thing i need to do is make it so that scores and pp save seperately. no more losing 400 ranks just because you got diddilyfuckworth of pp. what more could a player want honestly? this is why im the king, i speak for the people, and this is what the people want.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Due to explicit imagery I can't show you what happened to Bobby

this is what abraker was attempting to hide

my skillful dodging skills

ha-ha! you missed me, you missed me, i think you know what's coming next 😳

you can't just cover a couple of thin gaps in an area, you have to cover the entire area at speeds naked to the universal perception
2head

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

ClevelandsMyBro wrote: 58np

aight better peppy. i summon you to fix the pp system.

what more could a player want honestly?

getting it deleted

better peppy plz nerf pp maps to oblivion and make tech maps overweighted af

hi effort thread ngl

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

ClevelandsMyBro wrote: 58np

aight better peppy. i summon you to fix the pp system.

the only thing i need to do is make it so that scores and pp save seperately. no more losing 400 ranks just because you got diddilyfuckworth of pp. what more could a player want honestly? this is why im the king, i speak for the people, and this is what the people want.

people lose ranks because other people play the game, changing beatmap leaderboard rankings to be based on pp will not fix that

and it's just one issue, think you know better than everyone on the wide scope of issues this game has?

delete osu, problem solved

ClevelandsMyBro wrote: 58np

getting it deleted

tbh by the time you get into the late ranks you don't care so much about pp anymore (it becomes too intricate and grindy and no longer reflects skill unless you're merami), just crushing everyone weaker than you.

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

people lose ranks because other people play the game

you don't know what im talking about, so i'll just provide an image

now i dont know where you THINK you heard "make the leaderboard pp-based," but what i actually said was "make scores and pp save seperately"

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

think you know better than everyone on the wide scope of issues this game has?

now now, i never claimed that. however i do claim to know more than someone who has one and a half days of total play time

How can you speak for the people if you don’t play standard, mania and catch

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

How can you speak for the people if you don’t play standard, mania and catch

i can speak for the people because i do play standard mania and catch, just not entirely as frequently. in fact, i've been doing nothing except playing these three gamemodes these past two weeks

then you would know that acc = score in mania
and acc = pp
therefore, balls should be replaced with cum
i expect a fix within two seconds, "better than peppy"

it has not been fixed

you are worse than peppy
0/10 goodbye

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

then you would know that acc = score in mania
and acc = pp

i wouldn't say that acc = pp *exactly* in mania. acc does literally not a single thing for pp, it's all about the score. you could get an SS, which is 100% acc, but your pp will change wildly depending on just how many rainbows you got.

it's actually based and i find the mania pp system to be the most enjoyable

...if it wasn't absolutely busted. but another discussion for another day

speaking of pp systems, catch is by far the worst.

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

you are worse than peppy
0/10 goodbye

i am merely the king of the citizens, i am not developer!
also i feel like y'all forget that i main taiko and my forearms are busted as fuck, i go hulk on a fella, y'all BEST be on my side

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

you are worse than peppy
0/10 goodbye

i am merely the king of the citizens, i am not developer!
also i feel like y'all forget that i main taiko and my forearms are busted as fuck, i go hulk on a fella, y'all BEST be on my side

This is OT

Calling yourself a king on OT is a bold move

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

Calling yourself a king on OT is a bold move

off-topic? the king of off-topic? heck naw son, i'm the king of osu in general, in entirety

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

Calling yourself a king on OT is a bold move

off-topic? the king of off-topic? heck naw son, i'm the king of osu in general, in entirety

Well not in OT at least

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

Well not in OT at least

by extension of osu! it simply includes OT
OT is property of osu!, all of which i am the king of
i rule all of which this website hosts, from the forums to the . i am the circle sovereign

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

Well not in OT at least

by extension of osu! it simply includes OT
OT is property of osu!, all of which i am the king of
i rule all of which this website hosts, from the forums to the . i am the circle sovereign

I doubt anyone on OT would submit to you

@abraker time to show him who the real king is

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

I doubt anyone on OT would submit to you

well well, as i have stated in the post, this is not a democracy
therefore, no one is obligated to submit to me; as neither as they are obligated to survive. my autocracy is legitimate with or without the plebeians pledging their allegiance.

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

I doubt anyone on OT would submit to you

well well, as i have stated in the post, this is not a democracy
therefore, no one is obligated to submit to me; as neither as they are obligated to survive. my autocracy is legitimate with or without the plebeians pledging their allegiance.

an autocracy doesn't exist if most people don't believe it exists

just go to g&r and try to claim yourself king there

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

an autocracy doesn't exist if most people don't believe it exists

people need something to believe in. you could even sell time to a clock, it's a rather casual feat i'd venture to say.
governments are created upon the social contract, "you give me resources in exchange for protection". most governments have found a way to be parasitical while offering less than you think and less than you know
do you pay taxes? yes? then you already lost the argument.
and of course, if you don't, there's no way you'd it that to me, i'd have you beheaded

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

i bet that it's likely that no one will submit to you

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ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

Bowing down to the new king of osu, I guess

you've all yet but you warm up to my generosity. the position was open for anyone to take, and be blessed that i am not a mad king.

🥱 thank you, next

I, for one, welcome our new overlord. More interesting than 99% of what goes on here anyways.

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

I, for one, welcome our new overlord.

this is the kind of energy we like to see! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

Calling yourself a king on OT is a bold move

off-topic? the king of off-topic? heck naw son, i'm the king of osu in general, in entirety

osu! includes OT as a forum, same as G&R.
furthermore, king of osu! belongs to the #1 on this website.
furthermore, there is no king in OT. we run under a democratic dictatorship which cycles every 2 years or so.

:OkNice:

also i'm taking the nice post

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

osu! includes OT as a forum, same as G&R.

yes, in extension, that's what i'm saying.

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

furthermore, king of osu! belongs to the #1 on this website.

i understand how easy it is to be wrong, but i can only pray that you people would do so less often

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

furthermore, there is no king in OT. we run under a democratic dictatorship which cycles every 2 years or so.

for the last time, this is not a democracy. there is no vote. i am the king.

for the last time, this is OT. There is no king and the first won’t be you

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

There is no king and the first won’t be you

it's amazing how wrong you all are considering, considering how i, i literally, at this very moment, am so.

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

osu! includes OT as a forum, same as G&R.

yes, in extension, that's what i'm saying.

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

furthermore, king of osu! belongs to the #1 on this website.

i understand how easy it is to be wrong, but i can only pray that you people would do so less often

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

furthermore, there is no king in OT. we run under a democratic dictatorship which cycles every 2 years or so.

for the last time, this is not a democracy. there is no vote. i am the king.

shut the fuck up newfag your skills in leadership are about as relevant as the science fiction books in your school library

ColdTooth wrote: 1g2nr

shut the fuck up newfag your skills in leadership are about as relevant as the science fiction books in your school library

furry pfp, opinion disregarded

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

ColdTooth wrote: 1g2nr

shut the fuck up newfag your skills in leadership are about as relevant as the science fiction books in your school library

furry pfp, opinion disregarded

unlike multiple other furries atleast people around here can tolerate me

also dino pfp = scalie = furry

opinion disregarded, but also flung back at

Oh shit shots fired

You can do it.

ColdTooth wrote: 1g2nr

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

ColdTooth wrote: 1g2nr

shut the fuck up newfag your skills in leadership are about as relevant as the science fiction books in your school library

furry pfp, opinion disregarded

unlike multiple other furries atleast people around here can tolerate me

also dino pfp = scalie = furry

opinion disregarded, but also flung back at

You've killed him

right right right wwhat about your osu!mania stats? your taiko stats? your ctb stats? you can't say your better then someone until you mastered all of those or at least is a higher rank then peppy on the following mode. So fucking cringe-well I guess I can't judge, I am also cringe in a way. also PEPPY4LYFE EDIT: actually I take it back, this isn't just cringe-it's actually fucking stupid-even it's a joke.

ColdTooth wrote: 1g2nr

also dino pfp = scalie = furry

reptiles dont have fur dumbass
google any reptile. no fur. none.
idiot detected, opinion disregarded.

sidenote, my pfp is a dinosaur because dinosaurs are cool
your pfp is a furry because you are a furry
quoted from your bio

JexTheGuest wrote: 4p3u59

right right right wwhat about your osu!mania stats? your taiko stats? your ctb stats? you can't say your better then someone until you mastered all of those or at least is a higher rank then peppy on the following mode. So fucking cringe-well I guess I can't judge, I am also cringe in a way. also PEPPY4LYFE

another person who didnt read the post
absolutely nothing i mentioned had any regard for ability to play the game

...even if i DID, uh, you clearly didn't check my profile, i outrank him in all four gamemodes. as said by some other person that was doomed the same insight as you, it's not that hard to beat peppy at the game.

I thought this was just a shitpost why is there an argument

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

JexTheGuest wrote: 4p3u59

right right right wwhat about your osu!mania stats? your taiko stats? your ctb stats? you can't say your better then someone until you mastered all of those or at least is a higher rank then peppy on the following mode. So fucking cringe-well I guess I can't judge, I am also cringe in a way. also PEPPY4LYFE

another person who didnt read the post
absolutely nothing i mentioned had any regard for ability to play the game

...even if i DID, uh, you clearly didn't check my profile, i outrank him in all four gamemodes. as said by some other person that was doomed the same insight as you, it's not that hard to beat peppy at the game.

says the one who doesn't even have a 100pp play in mania and ctb-plus I think we all outrank peppy in at least 1 gamemode which means-everybody who outranks peppy is the king-actually there are PEOPLE WHO OUTRANK YOU-AND ALL OF US-maybe the #1 on the leaderboard should be the king of osu!-come right up mrekk (nonono just keep Peppy as our king lol-who knows what all the other people will do)

bobthaboy wrote: 404p2a

reptiles dont have fur dumbass
google any reptile. no fur. none.
idiot detected, opinion disregarded.

Not an alpha. Rejected.
Social credit = -1000000000000000.