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Hololive is a weird place. Sometimes wholesome, sometimes cursed.
I have recently noticed an influx of dark energy in HoloEN, specifically Amelia Watson.
Her toxic gamer antics generate more dark magic than anyone else in the Hololive world.

We can harness this toxic energy coming from her streams, and use it to do whatever we want. Whether it's conquering GD or even conquering the entirety of osu!forums, this energy allows us to do anything. ANYTHING.

I have been working day & night to find a way to harness this dark power.
However, it has taken a large toll on my profile. You might have noticed the cursed pfp and signature i had. That was the side effect of working on dark magic for so long. But i will not stop.

I will not stop until this is completed.



The ritual won't be complete until i find the 5 HoloEN Artifacts. So hold out until i manage to find them. When i find them, OT will rise.





Artifact 1
Artifact 1: The Sleeping Tentacle Monster

Here we have the Hololive tentacle monster/human, Ninomae Ina'nis in a sleeping position, with her spooky tentacles acting as a bed of some sort.
This artifact gives off a large amount of Wholesome Energy, which can react with Mainstream Attention Energy to give off lots and lots of Cursed Energy, along with a bit of Cringe Energy as a side product. We need a lot of Cursed Energy, so this is necessary.


Artifact 2
Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.


Artifact 3
Artifact 3: Apex Predator

Artifact 4
Artifact 4: RIP

Artifact 5
Artifact 5: Pocky Detective


holy shit this pic is so cute



axl2468 wrote: 521952

im so uncultured that I don't know who any of these grills that I keep seeing in OT are
can we please don't turn OT into a simping forum?
sigh Tad can we get a nuke in this thread? We have enough of one demon here in OT
Oh boy here we go again again again
Eriri Best Girl
Tux Best Boy
fuck vtubers

they arent funny as shit
when sh*t is pretty funny so it's hard to complete
Topic Starter

Sombez wrote: 15321g

fuck vtubers

they arent funny as shit


GET OUT
bruh

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

sigh Tad can we get a nuke in this thread? We have enough of one demon here in OT
Well, OT does have the rule of freedom of beliefs so I guess I can't nuke this thread (yet).

Although abraker shut down all Suisei churches. Maybe I should nuke him instead.
I can revive one of my Eriri threads, but afraid I can only do that on 20th of May from now on.
*abraker is out for lunch*

leave a message after the beep

beep
Topic Starter

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

*abraker is out for lunch*

leave a message after the beep

beep
me llamo jeff lol xd
ravioli ravioli you are now amelia watsoni
why not more people want to be Kaoruko Moeta smh
tfw you're not a cute anime girl.

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

tfw you're not a cute anime girl.
but aren't we all cute anime girl?

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

tfw you're not a cute anime girl.
but aren't we all cute anime girl?
nah, I'm more of an "ugly bastard".

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

tfw you're not a cute anime girl.
but aren't we all cute anime girl?
Not everyone are. Meow.
Topic Starter

axl2468 wrote: 521952

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

tfw you're not a cute anime girl.
but aren't we all cute anime girl?
nah, I'm more of an "ugly bastard".
"ugly bastard" or not, you can take part in the rise of OT.
just add a vignette to your profile picture


like that👆
and you're in
Amelia Watson is a bad waifu
Topic Starter
Artifact 1: The Sleeping Tentacle Monster

Here we have the Hololive tentacle monster/human, Ninomae Ina'nis in a sleeping position, with her spooky tentacles acting as a bed of some sort.
This artifact gives off a large amount of Wholesome Energy, which can react with Mainstream Attention Energy to give off lots and lots of Cursed Energy, along with a bit of Cringe Energy as a side product. We need a lot of Cursed Energy, so this is necessary.


what kind of power are you hoping to get from this anyways

nedd83 wrote: 324f11

Artifact 1: The Sleeping Tentacle Monster

Here we have the Hololive tentacle monster/human, Ninomae Ina'nis in a sleeping position, with her spooky tentacles acting as a bed of some sort.
This artifact gives off a large amount of Wholesome Energy, which can react with Mainstream Attention Energy to give off lots and lots of Cursed Energy, along with a bit of Cringe Energy as a side product. We need a lot of Cursed Energy, so this is necessary.


The advantage to having these tentacles like this is you don't need a bed to sleep comfortably.

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

nedd83 wrote: 324f11

Artifact 1: The Sleeping Tentacle Monster

Here we have the Hololive tentacle monster/human, Ninomae Ina'nis in a sleeping position, with her spooky tentacles acting as a bed of some sort.
This artifact gives off a large amount of Wholesome Energy, which can react with Mainstream Attention Energy to give off lots and lots of Cursed Energy, along with a bit of Cringe Energy as a side product. We need a lot of Cursed Energy, so this is necessary.


The advantage to having these tentacles like this is you don't need a bed to sleep comfortably.
the disadvantage is that you have tentacles on you.
PING PING

axl2468 wrote: 521952

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

nedd83 wrote: 324f11

Artifact 1: The Sleeping Tentacle Monster

Here we have the Hololive tentacle monster/human, Ninomae Ina'nis in a sleeping position, with her spooky tentacles acting as a bed of some sort.
This artifact gives off a large amount of Wholesome Energy, which can react with Mainstream Attention Energy to give off lots and lots of Cursed Energy, along with a bit of Cringe Energy as a side product. We need a lot of Cursed Energy, so this is necessary.


The advantage to having these tentacles like this is you don't need a bed to sleep comfortably.
the disadvantage is that you have tentacles on you.
... and they are massive. Seriously, the tentacles weight is a least 4 times the girl weight...
> the tentacles weight is a least 4 times the girl weight...



A whisper tickled at the back of his head. One that had no voice, but the thoughts came in a way that made perfect sense to the doctor.
let's see if I can do basic math...

Jonarwhal wrote: 2rn49

let's see if I can do basic math...
the new page is on every 15'th page, not 16'th, so you are 2 post off, unless I am the one who sucks at math, which doesn't sound all that unlikely considering my track record in the math homework I am currently doing.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

> the tentacles weight is a least 4 times the girl weight...



A whisper tickled at the back of his head. One that had no voice, but the thoughts came in a way that made perfect sense to the doctor.
?
holoen? how pathetic.
hololive? how pathetic


this message has been brought to you by the simp gang
Simping? How pathetic.
Hmm shrimps
hi guys what's going on here

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

hi guys what's going on here
everything is going on
patiently waiting for vtuber trend to die out
i'm now wondering if everyone is becoming a v-tuber just because

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

i'm now wondering if everyone is becoming a v-tuber just because

eblf2013 wrote: 331669

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

i'm now wondering if everyone is becoming a v-tuber just because
shut the fuck up

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

i'm now wondering if everyone is becoming a v-tuber just because
they all get mad money that's why.

clayton wrote: 1q4e4w

patiently waiting for vtuber trend to die out
that will probably take as long as the anime trend to die out
Topic Starter
Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.


nedd83 wrote: 324f11

Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.


Cursed Energy!
IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!

eblf2013 wrote: 331669

nedd83 wrote: 324f11

Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.


Cursed Energy!
IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
Can it be fried?

YyottaCat wrote: d3g2y

eblf2013 wrote: 331669

nedd83 wrote: 324f11

Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.


Cursed Energy!
IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
Can it be fried?
she is actually a pheonix, so you can kill her, fry her and then she will resurect so you will be able to repaet and have an infinite supply of fried pheonix!

Now let's hope pheonix tastes good.

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

YyottaCat wrote: d3g2y

eblf2013 wrote: 331669

nedd83 wrote: 324f11

Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.


Cursed Energy!
IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
Can it be fried?
she is actually a pheonix, so you can kill her, fry her and then she will resurect so you will be able to repaet and have an infinite supply of fried pheonix!

Now let's hope pheonix tastes good.
Sounds delicious meow. An infinite supply of food! OT won't have to worry about food anymore!
Topic Starter

YyottaCat wrote: d3g2y

Sounds delicious meow. An infinite supply of food! OT won't have to worry about food anymore!
to anyone who wants to consume/use my artifacts:



GET OUT

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

YyottaCat wrote: d3g2y

eblf2013 wrote: 331669

nedd83 wrote: 324f11

Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.


Cursed Energy!
IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
Can it be fried?
she is actually a pheonix, so you can kill her, fry her and then she will resurect so you will be able to repaet and have an infinite supply of fried pheonix!

Now let's hope pheonix tastes good.
food pog
Topic Starter
How am i gonna stop some big cat-girl from tearing my phoenix into shreads?
The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.


Ok guys, I have mapped out nedd's facility and all of it's room. This is the plan of attack.



First, we come from the right, and we knock out the first turret, from our angle, the turret on the left will not be able to shoot us. Then, we break through the wall to get into the main hallway, this way we don't have to use the main door and be subject to whatever trap nedd put there. Then, we knock out the sentry in the hall and make our way toward the room at the top. This room is to be used to host an artifact, but for now the room is empty, and only contains one turret. From this room, we can burst into the pheonix room, we capture the pheonix, and make our way back.

The main difficulty will be the Tako in the room just beside the pheonix, if the tako sees us, she will make quick work of us with all of her tentacle, so we need to be as quiet as possible as to not alert her.

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

Ok guys, I have mapped out nedd's facility and all of it's room. This is the plan of attack.



First, we come from the right, and we knock out the first turret, from our angle, the turret on the left will not be able to shoot us. Then, we break through the wall to get into the main hallway, this way we don't have to use the main door and be subject to whatever trap nedd put there. Then, we knock out the sentry in the hall and make our way toward the room at the top. This room is to be used to host an artifact, but for now the room is empty, and only contains one turret. From this room, we can burst into the pheonix room, we capture the pheonix, and make our way back.

The main difficulty will be the Tako in the room just beside the pheonix, if the tako sees us, she will make quick work of us with all of her tentacle, so we need to be as quiet as possible as to not alert her.
Better idea: control all the turrets.
we should hire Gordon Freeman or Chell, they're pretty good at taking down turrets.

axl2468 wrote: 521952

we should hire Gordon Freeman or Chell, they're pretty good at taking down turrets.
can't we just ask gpr to hack them or smth?

ClevelandsMyBro wrote: 58np

axl2468 wrote: 521952

we should hire Gordon Freeman or Chell, they're pretty good at taking down turrets.
can't we just ask gpr to hack them or smth?
I'd imagine that the Engineer who designed these turrets is smart enough to have anti-hacking measures.

only way to destroy them is physically.

(or through a zapper if you can find a spy)
Topic Starter

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

Ok guys, I have mapped out nedd's facility and all of it's room. This is the plan of attack.



First, we come from the right, and we knock out the first turret, from our angle, the turret on the left will not be able to shoot us. Then, we break through the wall to get into the main hallway, this way we don't have to use the main door and be subject to whatever trap nedd put there. Then, we knock out the sentry in the hall and make our way toward the room at the top. This room is to be used to host an artifact, but for now the room is empty, and only contains one turret. From this room, we can burst into the pheonix room, we capture the pheonix, and make our way back.

The main difficulty will be the Tako in the room just beside the pheonix, if the tako sees us, she will make quick work of us with all of her tentacle, so we need to be as quiet as possible as to not alert her.
shit when did you have this much intel

axl2468 wrote: 521952

ClevelandsMyBro wrote: 58np

axl2468 wrote: 521952

we should hire Gordon Freeman or Chell, they're pretty good at taking down turrets.
can't we just ask gpr to hack them or smth?
I'd imagine that the Engineer who designed these turrets is smart enough to have anti-hacking measures.

only way to destroy them is physically.

(or through a zapper if you can find a spy)
Just blow up the entire facility. The phoenix will revive.

YyottaCat wrote: d3g2y

axl2468 wrote: 521952

ClevelandsMyBro wrote: 58np

axl2468 wrote: 521952

we should hire Gordon Freeman or Chell, they're pretty good at taking down turrets.
can't we just ask gpr to hack them or smth?
I'd imagine that the Engineer who designed these turrets is smart enough to have anti-hacking measures.

only way to destroy them is physically.

(or through a zapper if you can find a spy)
Just blow up the entire facility. The phoenix will revive.
yea but what about tentacle-sama?

ClevelandsMyBro wrote: 58np

YyottaCat wrote: d3g2y

axl2468 wrote: 521952

ClevelandsMyBro wrote: 58np

axl2468 wrote: 521952

we should hire Gordon Freeman or Chell, they're pretty good at taking down turrets.
can't we just ask gpr to hack them or smth?
I'd imagine that the Engineer who designed these turrets is smart enough to have anti-hacking measures.

only way to destroy them is physically.

(or through a zapper if you can find a spy)
Just blow up the entire facility. The phoenix will revive.
yea but what about tentacle-sama?
I hacked the security camera and I'm sure all the “artifacts” are safely kepy inside of tight containers.
Well uhh... time to put my main's merc to skill.

let me help you out, Vulpix
Now everyone will die.
blast through wall

be quiet

how?

q9za wrote: 5d2e60

blast through wall

be quiet

how?
Ok, I did say burst through the wall, but really we can just quietly cut it and remove some piece of the wall so we can enter.
<--

I can help too!
what are we doing here?
we are trying to sneak into nedd's facility to steal the phoenix and have an infinite supply of food.

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

we are trying to sneak into nedd's facility to steal the phoenix and have an infinite supply of food.
why not just rocket jump above building, destroy roof area, steal phoenix and run

q9za wrote: 5d2e60

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

we are trying to sneak into nedd's facility to steal the phoenix and have an infinite supply of food.
why not just rocket jump above building, destroy roof area, steal phoenix and run
how do we even plan on taking the phoenix?
did you guys know that a fully charged shot from the stock sniper rifle does 150 damage to sentries, while sentry guns at lvl 3 only have 216 health

Theoretically you can one-shot a lvl 1, two shot a lvl 2 sentry without the engi knowing that you're shooting at it, with a fully charged shot, followed up by a noscope shot.

Now what about a lvl 3? Well that's only if the engineer pays attention to the surroundings of his gun.

Did you also know that the Engineer cannot survive a fully charged bodyshot, so long as he is not overhealed? This also goes with quick-scoped headshots.

Did you also know that literally an effortless spam at the sentry gun (aka the "fire a rocket or grenade and leave") followed by the sniper doing a fully charge shot destroys a lvl 3 instantly?

Sniper is actually my main, and I have hard-countered so many engineers in the field by myself, that I'm pretty sure I've made so many engi mains switch off to like counter-snipe me (and fail), or straight-up insult me/leave.
Why not use MACHINGUNS and NOOBPG-7?
Actually, I think q9za's idea of getting in from the roof is a great one. Then ColdTooth can destroy the turret inside and we'll take the phoenix and flee.

YyottaCat wrote: d3g2y

Actually, I think q9za's idea of getting in from the roof is a great one. Then ColdTooth can destroy the turret inside and we'll take the phoenix and flee.
ok, then let's go with that. Now we need to know how to get on the roof and how to break the roof.

I think that we should use an helicopter with some invisibility and noise cancelling function to swiftly and quietly get on top of the roof. Then, using dynamite to break the roof is a good option, we don't need to be quiet because by the time the Tako and the security get to the source of the explosion, we will have already departed along with the pheonix. As for how to deal with the pheonix, we can ask Coldtooth to shoot a tranquilizer dart at it right before we burst in, this way it won't put up a fight.
...should i do something?

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

YyottaCat wrote: d3g2y

Actually, I think q9za's idea of getting in from the roof is a great one. Then ColdTooth can destroy the turret inside and we'll take the phoenix and flee.
ok, then let's go with that. Now we need to know how to get on the roof and how to break the roof.

I think that we should use an helicopter with some invisibility and noise cancelling function to swiftly and quietly get on top of the roof. Then, using dynamite to break the roof is a good option, we don't need to be quiet because by the time the Tako and the security get to the source of the explosion, we will have already departed along with the pheonix. As for how to deal with the pheonix, we can ask Coldtooth to shoot a tranquilizer dart at it right before we burst in, this way it won't put up a fight.
Send ColdTooth to the Phoenix seems a bad idea...
We should send someone else...

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

YyottaCat wrote: d3g2y

Actually, I think q9za's idea of getting in from the roof is a great one. Then ColdTooth can destroy the turret inside and we'll take the phoenix and flee.
ok, then let's go with that. Now we need to know how to get on the roof and how to break the roof.

I think that we should use an helicopter with some invisibility and noise cancelling function to swiftly and quietly get on top of the roof. Then, using dynamite to break the roof is a good option, we don't need to be quiet because by the time the Tako and the security get to the source of the explosion, we will have already departed along with the pheonix. As for how to deal with the pheonix, we can ask Coldtooth to shoot a tranquilizer dart at it right before we burst in, this way it won't put up a fight.
Send ColdTooth to the Phoenix seems a bad idea...
We should send someone else...
fuck you

SEND ME UP

ColdTooth wrote: 1g2nr

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

YyottaCat wrote: d3g2y

Actually, I think q9za's idea of getting in from the roof is a great one. Then ColdTooth can destroy the turret inside and we'll take the phoenix and flee.
ok, then let's go with that. Now we need to know how to get on the roof and how to break the roof.

I think that we should use an helicopter with some invisibility and noise cancelling function to swiftly and quietly get on top of the roof. Then, using dynamite to break the roof is a good option, we don't need to be quiet because by the time the Tako and the security get to the source of the explosion, we will have already departed along with the pheonix. As for how to deal with the pheonix, we can ask Coldtooth to shoot a tranquilizer dart at it right before we burst in, this way it won't put up a fight.
Send ColdTooth to the Phoenix seems a bad idea...
We should send someone else...
fuck you

SEND ME UP
if you are too close of the Phoenix you can melt...

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

ColdTooth wrote: 1g2nr

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

YyottaCat wrote: d3g2y

Actually, I think q9za's idea of getting in from the roof is a great one. Then ColdTooth can destroy the turret inside and we'll take the phoenix and flee.
ok, then let's go with that. Now we need to know how to get on the roof and how to break the roof.

I think that we should use an helicopter with some invisibility and noise cancelling function to swiftly and quietly get on top of the roof. Then, using dynamite to break the roof is a good option, we don't need to be quiet because by the time the Tako and the security get to the source of the explosion, we will have already departed along with the pheonix. As for how to deal with the pheonix, we can ask Coldtooth to shoot a tranquilizer dart at it right before we burst in, this way it won't put up a fight.
Send ColdTooth to the Phoenix seems a bad idea...
We should send someone else...
fuck you

SEND ME UP
if you are too close of the Phoenix you can melt...
but... I said they would shoot a tranquilizer dart. Implying they'd be away from the pheonix.
Alright guys I have made a plan.

First, we begin by rushing the Army Reform, to get rid of the army debuffs.

Then, we go after the Three Principles of the People, after that we immediately begin rushing Nationalism and all until we reach Subjugate the Warlords. This will give the Chinese warlords the option to either become our puppet, or we get a legal war justification, allowing us to puppet, or just straight up annex the War Lords.

After we get all this new land, we will immediately start researching Artillery, and put all our research effort into artillery and perhaps rocket artillery.

After we finish researching at least Advanced Artillery, we edit our main Chinese divisions so that it can hold more artillery and manpower, preferably a 14 infantry 4 artillery 40 width unit template.

After we finish the army reform decisions, we flood Nedd's Facility with infinite Chinese manpower, we bombard the facility with our researched Artillery, that provides us with a lot of attack power (a lot of attack power also comes from the army reform decision, since we purged the military and made it uncorrupt).

Basically with our infinite Chinese Manpower, even if we endure high losses, we can just simply steal Pheonix after the turrets run out of bullets or explode from artillery and gunfire damage.
sorry, I have no fucking idea what game this plan is referencing

i've only ever played Civ V lol

axl2468 wrote: 521952

sorry, I have no fucking idea what game this plan is referencing

i've only ever played Civ V lol
Hearts Of Iron 4 lmao

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