Westonini, we have been able to catch you two times to punish you for your failure of executing WinkyBlinky and those two times, you were able to escape your rightfull punishement. Now, we could wait and catch you a third time, but I am not the kind of person to expect a different outcome when doing the same thing. So I propose that we have a duel!

abraker and I will be fighting you and keremaru, who has shown to be your accomplice in your latest escape. If you win this duel, your failure shall be forgotten and will be able to continue to post on these lands without fear of being chased, however, if you loose the duel, you and your accomplice will have to turn yourself over to us and accept your punishement.

How will this duel play out you might ask? Well, if any of the duelist were to choose the rules, it would be quite unfair for the other party, as the chooser would obviously pick a game and rules to their advantage. So I propose that we select an unbiased third party to select the rules of this duel.

Can I be the referee?

As an unbiased third party, i would like to propose russian roulette as the game to settle this matter

I would like to propose a tag 2 boxing match, that way you can settle the duel with no casualties.

POPCORN! POPCORN! GET YOUR POPCORN!
AT JUST 30 CENTS!

Lights wrote: 4un10

As an unbiased third party, i would like to propose russian roulette as the game to settle this matter

Lights wrote: 4un10

As an unbiased third party, i would like to propose russian roulette as the game to settle this matter

q9za wrote: 5d2e60

This definitely looks like the game.

eblf2013 wrote: 331669

This definitely looks like the game.

Nope, it's all reality.

As I am also an unbiased third party, I'd like to propose we have a peaceful music competition instead!
The contestants will all sing "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys and then be graded by OT denizens.
The losers will be lynched to death.

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

As I am also an unbiased third party, I'd like to propose we have a peaceful music competition instead!
The contestants will all sing "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys and then be graded by OT denizens.
The losers will be lynched to death.

i was here before the whole denizen rule, yet i dont even have enough posts to be considered one. so what am i?


first, make then sing i want it that way. then uh torture them with harumachi clover. oh god that song gives me ptsd

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

As I am also an unbiased third party, I'd like to propose we have a peaceful music competition instead!
The contestants will all sing "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys and then be graded by OT denizens.
The losers will be lynched to death.

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

peaceful

HMMMMMMMMM

harumachi clover? pfft
give them hitorigoto

give em the PP compilation.

May we stop and talk about whether it's a good idea to have THE PRESIDENT OF OT in a fight?

KatouMegumi wrote: 4d5u5e

harumachi clover? pfft
give them hitorigoto

sagiri

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

May we stop and talk about whether it's a good idea to have THE PRESIDENT OF OT in a fight?

Yeah, sounds like a good idea to me.
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

can i be the overly dramatic announcer dude

MinNin wrote: r201k

can i be the overly dramatic announcer dude

hell yeah that'd be cool.


But how will you commentate Russian roulette?

q9za wrote: 5d2e60

MinNin wrote: r201k

can i be the overly dramatic announcer dude

hell yeah that'd be cool.


But how will you commentate Russian roulette?

currently, we have our contenders racing. they have their hearts pumping? how shall they debate on who wins? russian roulette. *cherry licking noises*

and all this because i got a lil shut-eye...

friends, yes i may have made a teensy-weensy little fuck up but that's neither here nor there. i'm not the enemy here. in fact, no one really is. sure we're currently searching high and low for WinkyBlinky due to his.. deteriorating mental conditions.. but not even he is to blame for bearing such an heavy burden. i can't help but believe that our precious time and resources are being wasted here over something that isn't even worth much attention.

we're all companions here, fighting the good fight together. i see no reason why we should be at eachother's throats.

look i'll even be a nice guy. i'm willing to fork over a whole supply of my forum-famous Westonini Ale™ as a sign that there's no bad blood between us. oh and there's no need to analyze it or anything. don't worry, i would never taint my precious ale with anything incredibly life-threateningly dangerous 🤠.

i'll even personally hand-deliver to abraker and sam some of the most powerful ale that i've got. trust me these babies will hit you reeeeeal good. what do you say guys? shall we have a toast? 🍺

Is that... is that the limited edition Westonini definitely non-poisonous ale? That's amazing! Merchants from all around the forum are wishing to get a hold of that special ale, and for the ale to be carried by it's creator? That would sell for a fortune.

Nobody cares about ale.
Give us your recording of I want it that way!

Failed trap

That is some suspicious looking Ale. I will need you to submit a sample to the Royal Society just in case it has some explicit substances.

That means you too, mister royal scientist president.

Where did you come from? You are not part of this. Go back to parliament building and propose OT Laws to make OT better.

I demand freedom! No more harm from the OT!Royal Authority!

I demand someone to buy me popcorn!

eblf2013 wrote: 331669

POPCORN! POPCORN! GET YOUR POPCORN!
AT JUST 30 CENTS!

You sell the popcorn...?

*eblf2013 hurts himself in confusion*

Shit, they're onto me.

The exhale of... Well, whatever comes out of the ominous, metallic large body which identifies itself as "keremaru", shimmered down to the cold ground of the judgement area, where the mad scientist, who had been driven even further into the rabbit's burrow of hysteria upon intrinsic election into the OT president's chair, and his companion, the, other one, stared at keremaru and its companion, the Mesa who was apparently not a Mesa. All this, just to kill a stupid space bullet from Space Mom. Space Mom, why did you--
AHEM. Spoilers. No.

keremaru surveyed its nearby surroundings. To its current knowledge, the council was deciding on how they would determine the victors of this match. At the time, keremaru knew that it had little of this to act, and that ¹Piq and Loche wouldn't be able to force-extract it until they finished fast-travelling to its coordinates.
It knew that it had to play this game smooth, and hastily. Reminded it of its out-of-cryopod days.

keremaru is not an anime girl?

nor am I one

Oh, naive little q9za...

Do these look like ANIME girls to you?









That's right. Tell Salad the Fifth, and you can expect a call from Dr. Levi.

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

Oh, naive little q9za...

Do these look like ANIME girls to you?

Cut off it's penis, shave it's body hair, let it grow it's head hair out, then do plastic surgery in to the face and Boom, fixed. you can thank me later.

It don't have hair. Anything can be an anime girl if you concentrate hard enough.

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

Nobody cares about ale.
Give us your recording of I want it that way!

aw hell no

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

That is some suspicious looking Ale. I will need you to submit a sample to the Royal Society just in case it has some explicit substances.

looks like perfectly good ale to me. go ahead, have a little taste test. i would drink but i've had a bit too much for my own good lately.

hey yall should watch boku no pico before this whole battle starts.

Your Ale cartel ends now!

BUT WHAT ABOUT I WANT IT THAT WAY?

god damnit, I wanted to get this whole mess over with with a consensual well manered duel. Now we are back in the wild west and chaos I suppose.

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

As I am also an unbiased third party, I'd like to propose we have a peaceful music competition instead!
The contestants will all sing "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys and then be graded by OT denizens.
The losers will be lynched to death.

I'm in full .

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

May we stop and talk about whether it's a good idea to have THE PRESIDENT OF OT in a fight?

PRESIDENT OF OT is only a title if you don't fight to make things right. Now's the time to show your worth.

Im selling some hotdogs get ya hotdogs. You can pick ya flavors and what you want on them
only about 21 ot coins really low low price

click squares wrote: z4072

Im selling some hotdogs get ya hotdogs. You can pick ya flavors and what you want on them
only about 21 pp really low low price

Trading with PP instead of OT bucks or OT coin. Smh.

ya due to pp farming pp is worthless lol

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

click squares wrote: z4072

Im selling some hotdogs get ya hotdogs. You can pick ya flavors and what you want on them
only about 21 pp really low low price

Trading with PP instead of OT bucks or OT coin. Smh.

op mb wrong thing it is edited

no no no you can't do that

no takebacksies

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

god damnit, I wanted to get this whole mess over with with a consensual well manered duel. Now we are back in the wild west and chaos I suppose.

Joke's on you, the wild west is Westonini's natural habitat! >:^)

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

no no no you can't do that

no takebacksies

no refunds