I am a hand connoisseur. Post your hands and I will rate them.
This is not in any way, shape, or form sexual.

My Hand

Rankings

ColdTooth wrote: 1g2nr

They're a bit small, but I hope you like them!

technically they are paws, not hands, but I'd still rate them as 8.5/10. Very small and adorable.

Karhu wrote: 2x4z2z

got em

Can't really get a good view due to the angle, but it seems as if you have okay-to-decent vascularity and your wrist bone makes me feel like you have some nice "boniness" to your hands. Your fingers seem slightly chubby which is a negative, but again, that might just be because of the angle.

Karhu wrote: 2x4z2z

how bout this one

My specialty is the back of the hand, but I do love the "knife hand" pose. You have some alright wrinkles too. Still not enough for me to form a full rating.

levesterz wrote: 594h69

meep

Nice finger length. I don't see much vascularity, but I'm sure that if you got your blood pumping that some veins would start to pop. Nice visible tendons as well. One thing that is a negative for me is how your hands are not really that wide. It looks like your wrist goes into a straight angle into your hand. Could just be the angle possibly? I personally like a nice "boxy" hand.

7/10

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

I do love the " ̶k̶n̶i̶f̶e̶ boi hand" pose.

Karhu wrote: 2x4z2z

diagnoses please

Eh, you don't have any vascularity and tendons are barely visible. Your hands seem a little chubby too which I personally don't like. Again, this could all just be the angle and the lighting. None of you are, afaik, hand models, so I don't expect perfectly photographed hands.

3.5/10

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

3.5/10

I know I've taken a picture of my trackpad playstyle, but I don't which thread it was in.

Here's my hand reveal:

Might be awkward as hell, but I'm willing to contribute.

Judge 'em as you like.

In the meantime, I'm gonna fight off this morning headache and fever with some Advil.

jesus christ achro your fingernails bro

keremal wrote: 36n5h

jesus christ achro your fingernails bro

?

what's wrong with 'em?

keremal wrote: 36n5h

the only picture i've taken of my hands

I know I've taken a picture of my trackpad playstyle, but I don't which thread it was in.

Low-quality image, no tendon visibility nor vascularity.

2/10

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

Here's my hand reveal:

SPOILER

I wish I had more angles of your hands, they look very promising. As of now I cannot rate them though.

Achromalia wrote: 5ev6p

Might be awkward as hell, but I'm willing to contribute.

Judge 'em as you like.

In the meantime, I'm gonna fight off this morning headache and fever with some Advil.

Right-Hand Reveal.

Nice tendons, they remind me of my own. In the second photo it looks as if your fingers are a little too skinny and short for my liking. Also, TRIM YOUR NAILS YOU MADLAD.

5.5/10

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

Achromalia wrote: 5ev6p

Might be awkward as hell, but I'm willing to contribute.

Judge 'em as you like.

In the meantime, I'm gonna fight off this morning headache and fever with some Advil.

Right-Hand Reveal.

Nice tendons, they remind me of my own. In the second photo it looks as if your fingers are a little too skinny and short for my liking. Also, TRIM YOUR NAILS YOU MADLAD.

5.5/10

hghdjhjksk

i guess i should've expected long nails to be a moderate yikes. as of now i have no issue with 'em, though. they don't physically impede my ability to do things. they're fairly strong nails as well, and i've noticed that as long as i keep them just a bit longer past the nailbed, hangnails will cease to occur, as opposed to my shitty childhood experiences with hangnails and stripped skin whenever i've been forced to cut them short. frankly, i'm really comfortable with longer nails whereas short nails will be really bothersome and uncomfortable.

initially, i grew them out of laziness. my parents would take issue with my longer nails, citing the argument that it's not normal for guys to have nails that would usurp the length of even the nails of girls. i found long nails to be super useful too and have had much more ease opening certain things and picking at things, like tape.

however, i'll very gladly trim them once they become too long, signs of this will be things like my nails catching on something, or long enough to get bent. it's not practical to keep 'em that long.

that's my reasoning, at least!

Achromalia wrote: 5ev6p

hghdjhjksk

i guess i should've expected long nails to be a moderate yikes. as of now i have no issue with 'em, though. they don't physically impede my ability to do things. they're fairly strong nails as well, and i've noticed that as long as i keep them just a bit longer past the nailbed, hangnails will cease to occur, as opposed to my shitty childhood experiences with hangnails and stripped skin whenever i've been forced to cut them short. frankly, i'm really comfortable with longer nails whereas short nails will be really bothersome and uncomfortable.

initially, i grew them out of laziness. my parents would take issue with my longer nails, citing the argument that it's not normal for guys to have nails that would usurp the length of even the nails of girls. i found long nails to be super useful too and have had much more ease opening certain things and picking at things, like tape.

however, i'll very gladly trim them once they become too long, signs of this will be things like my nails catching on something, or long enough to get bent. it's not practical to keep 'em that long.

that's my reasoning, at least!

I completely understand your reasoning and fully agree with it, but the longest I'll go is probably half the length of yours currently.

Oh shit, Achro. I hate to say it but trim those nails man!

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

Here's my hand reveal:

SPOILER

I wish I had more angles of your hands, they look very promising. As of now I cannot rate them though.

Okay, will this be enough then?
(Note: I had that bandage on since I cut myself while I was disassembling a gun at class)

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

Oh shit, Achro. I hate to say it but trim those nails man!

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

Here's my hand reveal:

SPOILER

I wish I had more angles of your hands, they look very promising. As of now I cannot rate them though.

Okay, will this be enough then?
(Note: I had that bandage on since I cut myself while I was disassembling a gun at class)

SPOILER

Nice tendons! Great length of fingers + fingernails. Very nice amount of boniness overall. Again, I'm sure that if your blood was pumping, there'd be a lot more vascularity. The indent between your Extensor pollicis longus and Extensor pollicis brevis is very very nice as well!

I really like your hands, definitely the best of the bunch so far.

8.75/10

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

Nice tendons! Great length of fingers + fingernails. Very nice amount of boniness overall. Again, I'm sure that if your blood was pumping, there'd be a lot more vascularity. The indent between your Extensor pollicis longus and Extensor pollicis brevis is very very nice as well!

I really like your hands, definitely the best of the bunch so far.

8.75/10

Oh shit, I never thought my hand would be so high rated.

P/S: I had to google most of your phrases. Still don't quite understand though, but I got an 8.75/10. woooooo

Here's a non-vascular shot of my right hand from late last night. It was too cold for any veins to pop.

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sigh

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

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sigh

Additional fingers will cost extra

I am so dissapointed in you abraker..

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

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sigh

Additional fingers will cost extra

I am so dissapointed in you abraker..

Me too.
You've failed me abraker.

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

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sigh

Additional fingers will cost extra

I am so dissapointed in you abraker..

Me too.
You've failed me abraker.

goddamnit, abraker.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

I image processed it through an AI to make it more photorealistic

i am extremely confused right now..

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

I image processed it through an AI to make it more photorealistic

i am extremely confused right now..

He used this I think.

charamaru wrote: 2c4d6u

whadda ya think?

Very nice! Great tendons! Your nails are trimmed perfectly too! I see a little bit of vascularity as well, which means that you probably have a lot more vein visibility if you were to get a nice blood pump on. Your fingers aren't too skinny, nor too thick. I'd say they are nearly the perfect slimness and length for your size of hand. Your Extensor Pollicis Longus creates a very nice boxiness to your hand as well! It appears as if your knuckles would be very visually pleasing if you were to make a fist.

9/10

Abraker's hand is hot

This thread is getting weird by the minute.....
Owh~

Show us your hand, Aiseca.

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

Show us your hand, Aiseca.

Alternatively you can draw your hand and I can use the AI to make it photorealistic

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Alternatively you can draw your hand and I can use the AI to make it photorealistic

that would be pretty cool.

Achromalia wrote: 5ev6p

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Alternatively you can draw your hand and I can use the AI to make it photorealistic

that would be pretty cool.

abraker already did that earlier in the thread.

i know that, i just think it'd be interesting to see others do that >:o

Plini wrote: 4ay2r

i think i've never been so selfconscious about my hand until now

Nice proportionate hand. The size of your fingernails are very nice! The image quality isn't the greatest and the pose of your hand isn't too flattering, but your hands definitely show some promise. Nothing too special, but not bad.

5/10

levesterz wrote: 594h69

shaind

There's not enough here for me to rate your hands accurately. Your nails have a nice shape, a little long for my liking though.

Edit: I'm gonna adjust Tad's score and bump it down half a point.

WESTONINI POST YOUR HANDS ;w;

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

levesterz wrote: 594h69

shaind

There's not enough here for me to rate your hands accurately. Your nails have a nice shape, a little long for my liking though.

oh wait, I already rated your hands, my bad.

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

Edit: I'm gonna adjust Tad's score and bump it down half a point.

NO PENGUIN, WHY?

I thought you liked my hand ;_;

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

Edit: I'm gonna adjust Tad's score and bump it down half a point.

NO PENGUIN, WHY?

I thought you liked my hand ;_;

I do! I just need to keep my scoring as fluid as possible since I don't even know what a 10/10 for me is. There's a lot of room between your hands and Charamaru's hands, so I couldn't keep you guys at a 1/4 point difference.

I got some big ol' hands.

Westonini wrote: 5n3l70

I got some big ol' hands.

YES, HE POSTED HIS (albeit not real) HANDS!

looks real to me

Achromalia wrote: 5ev6p

Westonini wrote: 5n3l70

I got some big ol' hands.

YES, HE POSTED HIS (albeit not real) HANDS!

Wouldn't such huge hands hinder his ability to draw and shoot quickly?

It's ok, I have a big revolver w/ big bullets to compensate.

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

levesterz wrote: 594h69

shaind

There's not enough here for me to rate your hands accurately. Your nails have a nice shape, a little long for my liking though.

oh wait, I already rated your hands, my bad.

Its kay I am trying to made a terrible pun . ( snail +hand = shaind) so trying to make the look like hiding in a shell.

levesterz wrote: 594h69

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

levesterz wrote: 594h69

shaind

There's not enough here for me to rate your hands accurately. Your nails have a nice shape, a little long for my liking though.

oh wait, I already rated your hands, my bad.

Its kay I am trying to made a terrible pun . ( snail +hand = shaind) so trying to make the look like hiding in a shell.

Shail?

yes.

How about this?

looks kinda boney

are you like a skeleton or something

Westonini wrote: 5n3l70

looks kinda boney

are you like a skeleton or something

indeed, i am.

o dam

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

you guys can rate my hand now

Still waiting for abraker's rating btw.

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

you guys can rate my hand now

Still waiting for abraker's rating btw.

I don't rate fake pictures. This is a serious thread and I will note tolerate jokes like that!

just kidding, lmao

abraker, you drew the fingers waaaaaay too small compared to the rest of the hand.

0/10

this thread is gay

This thread is quite nice.

Not much happening here, guess I will post my hand even if I am shy to do that.

idk what to say but here is my hand

pentaqola wrote: 576830

Not much happening here, guess I will post my hand even if I am shy to do that.

Here it is... My left hand.

Not much going on here, as you said. Not any visible tendons, knuckles, nor vascularity.

2.5/10

ok

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

ok

Still waiting for abraker's real hand.

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

ok

Still waiting for abraker's real hand.

This is now abraker's hand waiting room.

May I recommend listening to this while we wait?

Hell yeah. Jazz is great.

(Points are too.)

Not my hands, but still very nice

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

ok

Still waiting for abraker's real hand.

I already posted my real hand

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

I already posted my real hand

post ur hand and i'll post mine

I thought that was fake


This is a little awkward

https://imgur-archive.ppy.sh/bHHeyHf.jpg
https://imgur-archive.ppy.sh/SJpAl1r.jpg

Easy to convince people something is fake now that there are technologies that can make stuff up to be indistinguishable from real.

now im confused

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Easy to convince people something is fake now that there are technologies that can make stuff up to be indistinguishable from real.

Tbh your hand looks like it was made with that one program where you draw lines and then it fills them in with colour to look realistic.


Although usually it ends up looking really creepy and unnatural.

To pull off the photo without the fingers I had to take another photograph without my hand in it and align the two

where is my rating??????????????????