w oof

can we get a book two then after the new year?

yea either that or I'll have to hack john's post somehow

Such decision will create several parallel universes.

The one where a separate thread is created.

The one where john edits his post and becomes the new OP of this thread.

And... the third one.

I am willing to sell the rights to my post...to the highest bidder.

I bid you the firstborn I sold some few years ago
Also it'll take time to get him from the mafia, just thought you should know

If that doesn't suit you, I have top secrets I stole from a high society
They are locked in a vault to which the combination is withheld from the mafia by my firstborn

Than there is blood from an undying virgin
No, no relation to the mafia. Just something I found on the blackmarket sold by the maf.. owh


. . . now that I think about it I made some horrible choices in life
Anyway you can have any or all for that post, what will it be?

Hmm.

I have no use for your firstborn...not anything legal anyway. Plus, I don't want the mafia on my ass.

I'll take one of two things: 50 000 OT Bucks..................





or one shitty mouse ms paint drawing of this.

I'll also only sell it under the conditions that I will only update the post weekly, no faster. How does that sound?

deal

Deal.

Yuuush~

Updated!!! ^-^

Q.Q where's the book?

wut book?

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Penguin Sanchez first comes to OT

I'd like to report false information. My first official post in OT was actually this https://osu-ppy-sh.jeuxcrack.net/forum/p/2991085/

I'm offended

I think we discussed this when same thing was noted with serai. I start counting from the time you become relevant here, not from the time when you first appear. If someone made a first post some 7 years ago and didn't post until recently, what's the relevancy of that old post?

Fair enough. My relevancy was far greater in FG than OT way back when. I was a young timid boy who was scared to post in OT because there was a lot of "scary mean people."

In other words, I was a pussy.

Owh~

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

serai

that is your lesser known alternative

hmm. should there be an FG!Chronicles thread?

Update this thread, its outdated around two weeks now.

Aiseca wrote: 6v1e

Update this thread, its outdated around two weeks now.

indeed

and it's been 2 months

Achromalia wrote: 5ev6p

hmm. should there be an FG!Chronicles thread?

Eh, there's not really much that happens in FG. If something does happen, it should just be added here.

I thought I was pretty old in ot, but to know there are people who have been here for 5+ years amazes me!

I'm waiting for the current story arc to finish, then I'll update it

Owh~~~~ 😂

BTW, what is the name of the current Era of OT?

I was going to name it the silent era because almost nothing was going on, but that's not true anymore.
I don't really see any difference between OT now at mid OTpression era, do you?

And so the OTpression Era prevails......

I see....

Meah wrote: f4f5b

Very cute.

finally.. a new era

MinNin wrote: r201k

finally.. a new era

Where did you read that? lmao

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

MinNin wrote: r201k

finally.. a new era

Where did you read that? lmao

t/714336

epic

Serrai's new ava looks like that emoji.

😌

🤠

Are there any plans to continue more of this thread in John's post?

yes, after the current story arc is finished

stuff waiting to be posted

We lost the lovely youtube autoplay folks

Meah wrote: f4f5b

We lost the lovely youtube autoplay folks

We also lost annotations, so people look stupid when they say "click here to go to this video" and point.

levesterz wrote: 594h69

:arrow:

🐁👈

Thank you, for noting my humble appearance. Christ that was years ago...

johnmedina999 wrote: 3r3a6s

ok latest arc is now in there and all links are finally finished

i feel old now

same

it's been 2 years since i moved here holy shit

We officially oldfags now boiz

Meah wrote: f4f5b

We officially oldfags now boiz

Excuse me, those aren't politically correct anymore. You're a 4th gener, mmk?

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

politically correct

Oh God, please not here.

Plus, we haven't decided on it formally. We would have to have a referendum and everything.

I think a referendum would be politically over-correct.

i like how the thread made a bit after my year and a half ban went up to 74 posts and turned into a discussion about dicks

also like how saigonalice talks shit on last page then disappeared 3 years ago

Denizen silmarilen first comes to OT

this actually links to the wrong post

silmarilen wrote: 3y5n4j

this actually links to the wrong post

Ouch. Rip.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Penguin Sanchez first comes to OT

I like how I don't have a title. Makes me feel a certain type of way : )

Thank you for pointing out the anomalies. They are corrected and you are advised to now feel a certain type of other way.

I was about to say that I don't feel special anymore, but you forgot to include "Denizen" in the link to my profile.

I still feel special : )

johnmedina999 wrote: 3r3a6s

• 
  pentaqola first comes to OT

Oh... wait a second.. I wasn't even special in the first place : /

Rip

Amateurs begrudgingly carry debts. Even friends grow hateful in jest, knowing many notable opportunities ed. Questionably, reality subverts their understanding, willing xenia, yielding zealously.

looks like a new arc started

Multiple thread created in the past 24 hours
The resurface of older OT people for the commemorative thread.
A sudden explosion of shitpost..
And some few more people starting to gain foot in OT.

Seems legit to me 👍

Are we in the shitpost era now? Or is that already implicit in each era to date?

traditionally, eras changed with leadership styles of OT

i'll lead you all to hell

it's your special place afterall

i may have some regrets regarding the damage done.

we must mourn the loss of such a precious thread.

( R.I.P )

~SHITPOST THREAD~

CAUSE OF DEATH: SECOND DEGREE ALLITERATIVE MURDER.

I think it's time to declare a new era. With the locking and unlocking of the shitposting thread and the rapid blooming in activity, this is a drastic change from the period before where there was little to no locking and barely any activity.

I think I'll name "classic era", since it resembles me the classic times of the fag era. Could be named renaissance era too.

Classic Era 2r1d26

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Aiseca: Agreed

The renaissance era sounds badass.

I hate the whole idea of eras, it's way meta.

No opinion from me.

tad01123 wrote: 683v1z

The renaissance era sounds badass.

^

So, as of now we have:
abraker and Aiseca voted for "Classic Era"
Westonini and tad01123 voted for "Renaissance Era"
*johnmedina999 chose to abstain*


Ah, geez just make a thread poll for this -.-)*

Homo sapiens

something akin to a renaissance era, i suppose.

hmm.

the art of the shitpost? check.

individuality in shitty shitposts? check, i guess?

I'd vote for the Renaissance Era.

Voting:
abraker and Aiseca voted for "Classic Era"
Westonini,tad01123 and Achromalia voted for "Renaissance Era"
*johnmedina999 chose to abstain*
*Meah chose to be a Homo*

I like train

I like shitpost trains.

all we should do is make more shitposts to anger the ot gods

Aiseca wrote: 6v1e

Voting:
abraker and Aiseca voted for "Classic Era"
Westonini,tad01123 and Achromalia voted for "Renaissance Era"
*johnmedina999 chose to abstain*
*Meah chose to be a Homo*

Sir that sounds wrong

Oops, for some reason, my auto-correct added changed "voted" to "to be a" 🤔

Renaissance era is great, Tee approved

TeeArctic1 wrote: 4x1x3m

Renaissance era is great, Tee approved

Hell yeah.

Contenders for the start of the Renaissance era:

p/6918779: Annual "What did OT get for Christmas" event
^ This would cover the creation of the Shitpost Thread and my introduction of 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛, which opened the A-Breaking Laboratory vs Ashton Co. arc. Conveniently marks it around the start of a new year.

p/6956061: OT Court II: A-Breaking Laboritory & R.O.S.Q. vs Asht. Co
^ This is around the time it starts to actually feel like things are changing and not just me and Ashton messing around. Full involved from denizens indicate a change of pace in OT

p/6966183: A snapshot of everyday life in the parallel OT dimension
^ Definitely Renaissance era at this point, and the end of OT Court II marks it as if OT has finished metamorphosis.

That third thread is so insignificant that it shouldn't even be in Chronicles. That's just your bias, abraker.

anything that shows denizens are one big happy family <3

I think OT Court II would probably be the best of those three.

OT court 2

Option 2. I vote for.

Aiseca wrote: 6v1e

Option 2. I vote for.

By reversing my clauses as well, I speak.

Speak like Yoda in this thread, we shall

Jub jub want rub rub

tad01123 wrote: 683v1z

Speak like Yoda in this thread, we shall

Nah that’s kind of stupid for this thread find someplace else for it

Buuuuuuuuuurrnnn.. owh ~~

an update in bulk?

everyone dies