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Dear osu! diary,

Today I tried to get a new top rank, but my computer decided that it was time for an update, which took up most of what my u could handle. The game kept stuttering, ruining my timing and giving me a barrage of misses. This happened for a few hours, so I just said ''Fuck it'', and left.
Dear osu diary



oh well, next time

Kaienyuu wrote: 5hn17

Dear osu diary



oh well, next time
Don't worry, eleven times a charm, in my experience.

Dear osu! diary

Today, I finally got back into playing and made my first HD S in a while.



I still suck
ZenithPhantasm
Dear osu diary

Dear osu diary,

ZenithPhantasm wrote: o4w6s

Dear osu! diary

This specific person is commenting on how I play and what skin I use.
Dear osu! diary,

Today I got 2 new top plays, they're both chokes
Dear osu! diary,


also, full screen jumps ftw. love throwing my wrist across the tablet.
Dear osu diary, it took 5.5 million hits to get to the 1k bracket. Now I must try for triple digits.

Dear osu! diary~

Today I slept for 5 hours. Then I skipped breakfast. So Im pretty hungry.
Dear osu! Diary,

Today, I played this map in auto using that Konata rave skin with the insane hit lighting.
I saw the osu! client drop to 4fps and my computer, with it's one cooling fan, was screaming for mercy. I just watched as the map nearly fried my laptop.
Dear osu! Dairy: Steam shopping spree!
Dear osu! diary,
I'm botting on the Summer Game for free cards
bot
// ==Script==
// @name Monster Minigame Auto-script
// @namespace https://github.com/wchill/steamSummerMinigame
// @description A script that runs the Steam Monster Minigame for you. Modified from mouseas's original version to include autoclick.
// @version 1.011
// @match http://steamcommunity.com/minigame/towerattack*
// @updateURL https://raw.githubcontent.com/wchil ... utoPlay.js
// @URL https://raw.githubcontent.com/wchil ... utoPlay.js
// ==/Script==

// IMPORTANT: Update the @version property above to a higher number such as 1.1 and 1.2 when you update the script! Otherwise, Tamper / Greasemonkey s will not update automatically.

var clickRate = 20; // change to number of desired clicks per second

var isAlreadyRunning = false;

var disableParticleEffects = true; // Set to false to keep particle effects

// disable particle effects - this drastically reduces the game's memory leak
if (window.g_Minigame !== undefined && disableParticleEffects) {
window.g_Minigame.CurrentScene().DoClickEffect = function() {};
window.g_Minigame.CurrentScene().SpawnEmitter = function(emitter) {
emitter.emit = false;
return emitter;
}
}

if (thingTimer !== undefined) {
window.clearTimeout(thingTimer);
}

function doTheThing() {
if (isAlreadyRunning || g_Minigame === undefined || !g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_bRunning || !g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_rgPlayerTechTree) {
return;
}
isAlreadyRunning = true;

goToLaneWithBestTarget();

useGoodLuckCharmIfRelevant();
useMedicsIfRelevant();

// TODO use abilities if available and a suitable target exists
// - Tactical Nuke on a Spawner if below 50% and above 25% of its health
// - Cluster Bomb and Napalm if the current lane has a spawner and 2+ creeps
// - Metal Detector if a boss, miniboss, or spawner death is imminent (predicted in > 2 and < 7 seconds)
// - Morale Booster if available and lane has > 2 live enemies
// - Decrease Cooldowns if another player used a long-cooldown ability < 10 seconds ago (any ability but Medics or a consumable)

// TODO purchase abilities and upgrades intelligently

attemptRespawn();



isAlreadyRunning = false;
}

function goToLaneWithBestTarget() {
// We can overlook spawners if all spawners are 40% hp or higher and a creep is under 10% hp
var spawnerOKThreshold = 0.4;
var creepSnagThreshold = 0.1;

var targetFound = false;
var lowHP = 0;
var lowLane = 0;
var lowTarget = 0;
var lowPercentageHP = 0;

var ENEMY_TYPE = {
"SPAWNER":0,
"CREEP":1,
"BOSS":2,
"MINIBOSS":3,
"TREASURE":4
}


// determine which lane and enemy is the optimal target
var enemyTypePriority = [
ENEMY_TYPE.TREASURE,
ENEMY_TYPE.BOSS,
ENEMY_TYPE.MINIBOSS,
ENEMY_TYPE.SPAWNER,
ENEMY_TYPE.CREEP
];

var skippingSpawner = false;
var skippedSpawnerLane = 0;
var skippedSpawnerTarget = 0;

for (var k = 0; !targetFound && k < enemyTypePriority.length; k++) {
var enemies = [];

// gather all the enemies of the specified type.
for (var i = 0; i < 3; i++) {
for (var j = 0; j < 4; j++) {
var enemy = g_Minigame.CurrentScene().GetEnemy(i, j);
if (enemy && enemy.m_data.type == enemyTypePriority[k]) {
enemies[enemies.length] = enemy;
}
}
}

// target the enemy of the specified type with the lowest hp
for (var i = 0; i < enemies.length; i++) {
if (enemies[i] && !enemies[i].m_bIsDestroyed) {
if(lowHP < 1 || enemies[i].m_flDisplayedHP < lowHP) {
targetFound = true;
lowHP = enemies[i].m_flDisplayedHP;
lowLane = enemies[i].m_nLane;
lowTarget = enemies[i].m_nID;
}
var percentageHP = enemies[i].m_flDisplayedHP / enemies[i].m_data.max_hp;
if(lowPercentageHP == 0 || percentageHP < lowPercentageHP) {
lowPercentageHP = percentageHP;
}
}
}

// If we just finished looking at spawners,
// AND none of them were below our threshold,
// them and look for low creeps (so don't quit now)
if (enemyTypePriority[k] == ENEMY_TYPE.SPAWNER && lowPercentageHP > spawnerOKThreshold) {
skippedSpawnerLane = lowLane;
skippedSpawnerTarget = lowTarget;
skippingSpawner = true;
targetFound = false;
}

// If we skipped a spawner and just finished looking at creeps,
// AND the lowest was above our snag threshold,
// just go back to the spawner!
if (skippingSpawner && enemyTypePriority[k] == ENEMY_TYPE.CREEP && lowPercentageHP > creepSnagThreshold ) {
lowLane = skippedSpawnerLane;
lowTarget = skippedSpawnerTarget;
}
}


// go to the chosen lane
if (targetFound) {
if (g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_nExpectedLane != lowLane) {
//console.log('switching langes');
g_Minigame.CurrentScene().TryChangeLane(lowLane);
}

// target the chosen enemy
if (g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_nTarget != lowTarget) {
//console.log('switching targets');
g_Minigame.CurrentScene().TryChangeTarget(lowTarget);
}
}
}

function useMedicsIfRelevant() {
var myMaxHealth = g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_rgPlayerTechTree.max_hp;

// check if health is below 50%
var hpPercent = g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_rgPlayerData.hp / myMaxHealth;
if (hpPercent > 0.5 || g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_rgPlayerData.hp < 1) {
return; // no need to heal - HP is above 50% or already dead
}

// check if Medics is purchased and cooled down
if (hasPurchasedAbility(7)) {

if (isAbilityCoolingDown(7)) {
return;
}

// Medics is purchased, cooled down, and needed. Trigger it.
console.log('Medics is purchased, cooled down, and needed. Trigger it.');
triggerAbility(7);
}
}

// Use Good Luck Charm if doable
function useGoodLuckCharmIfRelevant() {
// check if Good Luck Charms is purchased and cooled down
if (hasPurchasedAbility(6)) {
if (isAbilityCoolingDown(6)) {
return;
}

// Good Luck Charms is purchased, cooled down, and needed. Trigger it.
console.log('Good Luck Charms is purchased, cooled down, and needed. Trigger it.');
triggerAbility(6);
}
}

//If player is dead, call respawn method
function attemptRespawn() {
if ((g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_bIsDead) &&
((g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_rgPlayerData.time_died * 1000) + 5000) < (new Date().getTime())) {
RespawnPlayer();
}
}

function isAbilityCoolingDown(abilityId) {
return g_Minigame.CurrentScene().GetCooldownForAbility(abilityId) > 0;
}

function hasPurchasedAbility(abilityId) {
// each bit in unlocked_abilities_bitfield corresponds to an ability.
// the above condition checks if the ability's bit is set or cleared. I.e. it checks if
// the player has purchased the specified ability.
return (1 << abilityId) & g_Minigame.CurrentScene().m_rgPlayerTechTree.unlocked_abilities_bitfield;
}

function triggerAbility(abilityId) {
var elem = document.getElementById('ability_' + abilityId);
if (elem && elem.childElements() && elem.childElements().length >= 1) {
g_Minigame.CurrentScene().TryAbility(document.getElementById('ability_' + abilityId).childElements()[0]);
}
}

var thingTimer = window.setInterval(doTheThing, 1000);
function clickTheThing() {
g_Minigame.m_CurrentScene.DoClick(
{
data: {
getLocalPosition: function() {
var enemy = g_Minigame.m_CurrentScene.GetEnemy(
g_Minigame.m_CurrentScene.m_rgPlayerData.current_lane,
g_Minigame.m_CurrentScene.m_rgPlayerData.target),
laneOffset = enemy.m_nLane * 440;

return {
x: enemy.m_Sprite.position.x - laneOffset,
y: enemy.m_Sprite.position.y - 52
}
}
}
}
);
}

var clickTimer = window.setInterval(clickTheThing, 1000/clickRate);
Dear osu diary, I gained another 90 ranks today.
ZenithPhantasm
deaar osu! diary today i doscovered alcohol maakes you stream bettrd.

Dear osu! diary,

today I realized I should never post things on the internet under the influence of alcohol.

and I got my highest accuracy on a map that has 20 plays while buzzed lol
Dear osu! diary,

I didn't open osu! today, too. I just ed a bunch of beatmaps, again.
Dear osu! diary,

I didn't open osu! today, too. I just ed a bunch of beatmaps, again.

EshkushMeh xD wrote: 3z5a6

Dear osu! diary,

I didn't open osu! today, too. I just ed a bunch of beatmaps, again.

EshkushMeh xD wrote: 3z5a6

Dear osu! diary,

I didn't open osu! today, too. I just ed a bunch of beatmaps, again.
No doublepost.

OT:
Dear osu!diary,
why I can't fc EXEC_COSMOFLIPS/. [Aoto] in ctb
dear osu! diary
Kheldraggar seems almost offended that GASP I don't like playing an unintelligent beatclicker game but I enjoy the forum its based on which has a novel design and people I like interacting with.
dear osu diary, he actually posted about it here
Dear osu diary, today... was a good day...

E m i
i can't aim d.m.c xd dear osu! diary

[ Momiji ] wrote: 2c1es

i can't aim d.m.c xd dear osu! diary
Dear osu! diary, today I asked Momiji for more maps he can't aim like d.m.c in the hope of pp farming
dear osu diary, I almost fc'd dancing kong fu dt and got 218pp for 5 misses.
Srsly, when will I get a supp tag? ; ~ ;
Dear osu, i didnt legit play you for almost a week, pls forgive

HK_ wrote: 314j4w

Dear osu, i didnt legit play you for almost a week, pls forgive

LOL, I think that's fine.
Not fine if your ultimate goal is becoming #1

HK_ wrote: 314j4w

Not fine if your ultimate goal is becoming #1

Well.. Yea. But for me, I just want to catch up, that's all. Haha :3
Dear osu diary, I haven't missed a day of playing osu in about 180 days.
E m i

In_Disarray wrote: s5y6y

[ Momiji ] wrote: 2c1es

i can't aim d.m.c xd dear osu! diary
Dear osu! diary, today I asked Momiji for more maps he can't aim like d.m.c in the hope of pp farming
dear osu! diary, rog-unlimitation
ZenithPhantasm
Dear osu diary, today I got 98% on one song I had choked before at 97% and was 100 away from the end then I missed. Rip 230 -> 250+ pp.
Dear osu! Diary,

I believe I just started my OT career.
Dear diary, busy days are on its way...!
Today I got my first ar 10.3 fc for 221pp that gave me 5 ranks.
Dear osu! Diary,

DT is retarded. But it gives me pp so I'll keep using it.

Pituophis wrote: 6n6f1u

Dear osu! Diary,

DT is retarded. But it gives me pp so I'll keep using it.
Dear osu diary, this guy does not need DT yet.
Dear osu!diary
when I ed exec_cosmoflips/. but -1 RANK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dear Osu! Diary,

Today I ate 2 and soon,possibly 3-4 donuts.

Love, everyone's least favorite weeaboo.
Dear osu diary, today I gained 40 more pp and choked a 99% 276pp play.
Dear osu! Diary,

Here's to the next 1000pp. *raises glass*
Dear osu! Diary

Yesterday I regained 100 ranks after 3 weeks of decay

I feel less shit now
dear osu!diary

I CAN'T PLAY NEATLY ;w;
ZenithPhantasm
Dear osu! diary,
My replacement mouse skates from Logitech shipped earlier than expected. I shoukd be able to play again tmw and I will cringe at how badly I broke my muscle memory by playing with ruined skates for the last two days.
dear osu!diary

I'm shy.
ZenithPhantasm
Dear osu! diary,

Today I received the WMO mouse in the mail today. After overclocking it to 1000hz I realize this 10$ mouse is more responsive and more accurate than my G303. Now I have trouble deciding which mouse to continue using.
Dear osu diary, today I 2x100 improve acc'd a song to a 229pp play, gained 11 ranks, gained 7pp, and ed rafacar.
Dear osu! Diary,

I decided to give my useless fingerless gloves another meaning in life by turning it into a short armband to protect my arm from getting cut by my desk while I play osu!

It seems t work, the red area on my arm is starting to fade away.
Dear osu!diary,

Next time, I will not late forever
Dear osu! diary,

I tried playing a beatmap with HardRock and Hidden mod. Turns out, I was a bit capable of doing it so it made me happy. I also gained lots of SS ranks today, which is surprising because I haven't played osu for 4 days.
Dear osu! diary,
today I thought I FC'ed a 5* map, then I found out I was on relax mode ;-;
Dear osu! diary, today I played osu really damn hard and both my arms hurt. I choked a Wahrheit SS and a World's End 99.5% score twice, but I had a good playsession and improved acc on Ignite by .25% and got 4 raw PP for it. I think I can stream 170 for a moderate amount of time now.

Also, I now have 99.5% weighted acc. Go me!
Dear osu diary, I got a top 50 on a map that is 3 years old. I didn't even have a good acc FC.
Dear osu! Diary,

Today, I tried playing without relying on my peripheral vision to aim for the first time. Safe to say that my average combos increased.

a1l2d3r4e5d6 wrote: o6o37

Dear osu! Diary,

Today, I tried playing without relying on my peripheral vision to aim for the first time. Safe to say that my average combos increased.
Dear osu diary,
TEACH ME
Dear osu! Diary,

Reading countless subtitles from shows probably helps... Or not.
Dear osu! diary,

today I learned that the whole, "click, don't think, believe" thing actually works.

I gained over 1000 ranks. Now I can sleep happily.

-SayaKai wrote: 6dt6w

dear osu!diary

I'm shy.
Dear osu! Diary,

Today, my 888th S rank got me up by 888 places. That coincidence made me smile a bit.
Dear osu diary, today I two missed dancing kong fu DT 60 before the end and still got 257pp. +77 ranks today wowow

I also had one miss on miiro [hime] with 2x100 5 before the end. I fc'd it for 99% but geez.
Dear Diary today i got pp, im very happy.
Dear osu! Diary,

Today marks the day where I said 'ar8 is too slow' for the first time. I need to think of a way to read low ar properly again.
Dear OSU! Diary, today I almost FC'd NNRT [Extra], 1 miss.
Jag hatar dig.
Dear osu!diary,
why.
Dear osu!diary,
today I realized that insane maps are not as hard as I used to think
Dear osu! diary,
Today i did the same thing i do everyday
Sit down>>>Try not to play>>>Play A LOT
Dear osu!diary,
I can't read.
Dear osu! Diary,

Today, I was close to getting a full combo on a map, then my mouse got caught on the upper edge of the mouse mat.

Damn mouse drift...
Dear osu! diary

Tablet>Mouse

That is all
ZenithPhantasm

Mahoganytooth wrote: 1q1ij

Dear osu! diary

Tablet>Mouse

That is all
Dead osu! diary,
This guy has no idea wtf he's talking about
Dear osu! diary

Go look at Kheldragar

ZenithPhantasm wrote: o4w6s

Dead osu! diary,
This guy has no idea wtf he's talking about
dear osu! diary

Bread man you barely even play this game how would you even know
dear osu! dairy

dat acc mahiogany
dear osu! diary

Thank you mr boat man its the only thing im good at

Mahoganytooth wrote: 1q1ij

dear osu! diary

Bread man you barely even play this game how would you even know
I can still know even if I don't play.

ZenithPhantasm wrote: o4w6s

Mahoganytooth wrote: 1q1ij

Dear osu! diary

Tablet>Mouse

That is all
Dead osu! diary,
This guy has no idea wtf he's talking about
you are wrong
if you claim mouse is better or "works better" for you that's because you can't afford a tablet or are too big of a bitch to spend the one day it takes to get used to playing with one. tablet will always be the superiour way of playing osu, like joysticks for flight sims or steering wheels+pedals for driving sims.

&this is for my homie Shit Ship: fuck you
dear osu! diary

suddenly I like this Lewder person
Dear osu!diary,
I can fc tagalog song in rank 11 :3c
Dear osu! diary,

I regard this as my best play.

also,

It was glorious while it lasted.
ZenithPhantasm

Lewder wrote: 296e53

you are wrong
if you claim mouse is better or "works better" for you that's because you can't afford a tablet or are too big of a bitch to spend the one day it takes to get used to playing with one. tablet will always be the superiour way of playing osu, like joysticks for flight sims or steering wheels+pedals for driving sims.

&this is for my homie Shit Ship: fuck you

And for the record its going to take alot more than one day to catch up to my mouse aim with a tablet. :^) you just mad cause you cant aim with mouse. Get rekt.
Also nice. Tablet only 1.6kpp.
but im tablet and I have 3.7k pp Kappa

Also Khel 5k pp

ZenithPhantasm wrote: o4w6s

Lewder wrote: 296e53

you are wrong
if you claim mouse is better or "works better" for you that's because you can't afford a tablet or are too big of a bitch to spend the one day it takes to get used to playing with one. tablet will always be the superiour way of playing osu, like joysticks for flight sims or steering wheels+pedals for driving sims.

&this is for my homie Shit Ship: fuck you

And for the record its going to take alot more than one day to catch up to my mouse aim with a tablet. :^) you just mad cause you cant aim with mouse. Get rekt.
Also nice. Tablet only 1.6kpp.
i dont need to tell you why you are wrong and a cunt but i will, tomorrow
the point of this post for now is to just call you an uppity cunt and not in the funpost way that some people here are. get off your high horse you literal who
There are some people who are better with a mouse, but those people are rare. Only person in the top 10 who uses one is Angelsim, and he has the 3rd least play counts out of all of them (I don't count _index because he logs out, right?).
But yes, for most people tablet makes you better however all mouse players (i don't even play) are just jealous because they don't have a tablet (me)
ZenithPhantasm

Mahoganytooth wrote: 1q1ij

but im tablet and I have 3.7k pp Kappa

Also Khel 5k pp
YOU DO REALIZE I WASNT TALKING TO YOU
I still <3 you tho

Lewder wrote: 296e53

i dont need to tell you why you are wrong and a cunt but i will, tomorrow
the point of this post for now is to just call you an uppity cunt and not in the funpost way that some people here are. get off your high horse you literal who
Are you autistic? LOL

Friendan wrote: 151kw

all mouse players (i don't even play) are just jealous because they don't have a tablet (me)
Most
Dear osu! Diary,

I didn't mean to start a small argument between tablet and mouse.
ZenithPhantasm

a1l2d3r4e5d6 wrote: o6o37

Dear osu! Diary,

I didn't mean to start a small argument between tablet and mouse.
Its okay. No one blames you.
Dear osu! Dairy...

ITS SO FUCKING COLD OVER HERE HOLY SHIT

Trash Boat wrote: w6xj

Dear osu! Dairy...

ITS SO FUCKING COLD OVER HERE HOLY SHIT
Merry Christmas
ZenithPhantasm

Friendan wrote: 151kw

Trash Boat wrote: w6xj

Dear osu! Dairy...

ITS SO FUCKING COLD OVER HERE HOLY SHIT
Merry Christmas
Dear osu! diary, today I got 3k. Woooo
3 miss 92% 6.36 star song 20 before the end.

230pp play brought me to 5,000pp.
ZenithPhantasm

Today I beat Mommy by FCing this
Why do you play offline?
Dear osu! diary,

Today I changed my name. Let the age of raining explosive sweets reign on!
ZenithPhantasm

Friendan wrote: 151kw

Why do you play offline?
6969 PC and #osu is pure ebolaids
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