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Hello, welcome to the Off-Topic.

My name is LunaticMara, and I am the guy who gives all the information during this tour. This place is quite peaceful during daytime, but will turn into amazing disco during nighttime. Now let me show you some places and people.

This is really friendly city, where you can meet new cool people and stuff. For example, I was rollin' with dkun.




I also saw Agnes when I was buying a new keyboard.



Everyone in this city are pretty cool people, if you are just calm and frie- Oh, what's that? An outsider?



To prevent stuff like shitty threads, I have to teach him a lesson.



Notice how I censored our trademark, a piece of double dicks. Think of the children!

Now I'm going to tell you how to make a good thread. You have go in the thread maker (some people call it a car, I don't know why) and make an amazing thread for everyone to see.




GOTTAGOFAST



NOFUCKSHIT



Apparently peppy (thread maker manufacturer) has removed brakes from the newest models. Fuck.

Anyways, let's see what other people are doing while they are making a thread. Here you can see TBTE being so excited, making a thread.








Looks like that thread didn't work so well.

Last but not least, because I have the weirdest boner right now, I will show you a picture of my grandmother who died... uh... in accident.




If you have any questions, please ask. I will answer them as soon as possible.
you mean it's not good to go faster?
Mercurial
Poor TBTE
oh man

he looks exactly like dkun

can't stop laughing
i like the sunglasses at night.
replace tbte with friendok

that'd be cooler and fits more
How would that make anything cooler?

And it doesn't fit more because there is only one car.
CRAZY FRIENDOK'S USED CAR DEALERY
i hope TBTE bought insurance
I lol'd at TBTE case. haha
>Agnes' looks

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN
best thread 2012
If threads were cars I'm pretty sure friendok would own Ladas
Lots of them

dkun wrote: 1rp3z

best thread 2012

Mr Color wrote: 1qt6d

If threads were cars I'm pretty sure friendok would own Ladas
Lots of them
let's-all-die automobiles
I wanna buy this shit now. Fuck.

Sync wrote: b3o4g

oh man

he looks exactly like dkun

can't stop laughing
Topic Starter
No questions about our city? Damn.
With such an explanation everything was pretty clear to me, but now that you mention it I do have one question.
Where do the oldfags live?
Ascended to a higher plane of existence.

Sync wrote: b3o4g

oh man

he looks exactly like dkun

can't stop laughing
Topic Starter
Sorry for waiting, I was changing my clothes. Do you like this thread, by the way? Picture related.



Wojjan wrote: 3z4z45

Where do the oldfags live?
In really tall building, called Valhalla Club. Here's only the rooftop of it.



And here you can only see one of the rooms. This building has 1360 rooms, so I'll say it's quite large.



Sadly, because fun is not allowed anymore - by orders from Ephemeral, I had to throw all oldfags out of the building.



R.I.P
^ did you forget to throw yourself?
Since when Mara had 'fun'?
Topic Starter

-A t H e N a- wrote: 5a2631

^ did you forget to throw yourself?
I am not an oldfag.

LunaticMara wrote: 59j3m

-A t H e N a- wrote: 5a2631

^ did you forget to throw yourself?
I am not an oldfag.
if so then im a baby by comparison XD
2009 people are either middlefags or newfags depending on opinions.
I say you needn't be an oldfag to make good threads.
Topic Starter
Let me introduce my friend, zombiefied Rena-chan. We had an amazing date here in Off-Topic.



We made lots of great threads (one of them was really fast), kicked some newcomers to their grave and... Wait... no... who did take this picture? No, this is photoshopped, I can see it from the pixels.

Rena-chan is far stronger than I would've thought
I don't want to know where the minigun comes from
what is this thread even made with
probably lots of cars
Rena-chan

ragelewa wrote: 3l2l63

Rena-chan is far stronger than I would've thought
BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yeah.. Mine just gone kaboom already :/
Do all my threads end up exploding? D:
Mercurial
Hey, I wanna a room... If is possible... the number 1337.
Where is the start power.

iMercurial wrote: 2o5a17

Hey, I wanna a room... If is possible... the number 1337.
Fuck off.

I want room 9001 for me and START POWER-tan, is it posible to have a do not disturb sign and stupid amounts of lube extra please? Oh, and a tie.... and extra pillows.

silmarilen wrote: 3y5n4j

i like the sunglasses at night.

JMC wrote: 6l5d21

Yes?
Mercurial

TBTE wrote: 72p2

Do all my threads end up exploding? D:
I think so...
iMercurial..... That mean's I doing something right.... Right?
This thread needs more double time, durrrr >.<
Rena-chan

datslok wrote: 6h2e5u

This thread needs more double time, durrrr >.<
DoubleTime: Activated.



... TOO FAST.
Mercurial
GOTTAGOFAST.

Damn.

pacmanmania wrote: 156q21

dkun wrote: 1rp3z

best thread 2012

pacmanmania wrote: 156q21

dkun wrote: 1rp3z

best thread 2012
Very close, but umbrella better, umbrella is friend

-A t H e N a- wrote: 5a2631

dkun wrote: 1rp3z

best thread 2012
Very close, but umbrella better, umbrella is friend
If start gotta go fast thread umbrella, do not use umbrella. It kills umbrella, and you lose best friend.
Do not use gotta go fast thread on umbrella. Umbrella kill. and umbrella is friend.
Topic Starter
I am just here to inform that we have rebuilt STAG. Here's our prototype suits.

Mercurial
I'm in.
You're part of the problem

Get out.

Mara, have you seen any of the former residents of offtopic? Where's lukewarm, or pokebis? Heck, where's strager even?
Mercurial
No way.
i would like to volunteer for a hip of the shitty threat anihhilation group
imho those shotguns need more barrels
Your moustache is sexy.
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