Hi there. Welcome to Ghoulymart.

We currently have a discount going in our pharmacy for nondescript goods, all you have to do is ask.

All cartons of a certain universe-defying juice are buy 2 get 1 free. Please take them. More keep appearing in the back every day.

Proud to be the world's largest unofficial retailer of osu!pills.

If you need anything else, feel free to ask. Our doors are usually open.

When was the last time I seen one of ghouly’s thread

Man this is rare

oh shit does abarker approve of this unauthorized selling of his pills?

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

When was the last time I seen one of ghouly’s thread

Man this is rare

It's because I rarely (never) have good ideas for them.

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

oh shit does abarker approve of this unauthorized selling of his pills?

Well, if he approved it wouldn't be authorized, would it?

ooh! i think this mall is very interesting, i might come over here more often for some of my food and ingredients for cooking!

shoes?

pentaqola wrote: 576830

ooh! i think this mall is very interesting, i might come over here more often for some of my food and ingredients for cooking!

Thank you, kind demon. Here's a sample of our unidentified meat selections, just for you.

You guys sell lotion here?

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

shoes?

forget i said that

Asian Warlord wrote: 115h1t

You guys sell lotion here?

Yep, it's just down this aisle.

ok then, I'll just go to the nearest CVS.

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

Hello Darkness ,old pal, how long you been there?

Asian Warlord wrote: 115h1t

ok then, I'll just go to the nearest CVS.

i don't think there's a cvs or any other irl store in ot

Asian Warlord wrote: 115h1t

ok then, I'll just go to the nearest CVS.

There's no escape. It's all Ghoulymart.

Fine then, I'll go risk my life just to get 3 bottles of lotion.

How much is the Void Slushy?

NotRaffi wrote: 171b11

How much is the Void Slushy?

Unfortunately, the void slushy is currently unavailable.

"i don't have any money on me right now, can i pay with something else instead?"

westtle wrote: ma13

"i don't have any money on me right now, can i pay with something else instead?"

... Depends on what you're insinuating.

westtle wrote: ma13

"i don't have any money on me right now, can i pay with something else instead?"

Yea credit and debit is fine sir

wait there's no exit? i don't see the exit

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

wait there's no exit? i don't see the exit

escape is none, none is escape

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

wait there's no exit? i don't see the exit

You see, we operate like a reverse Costco. You don't need a hip to get in, but you will need to subscribe to our leaving plan in order to see your family again. Rates start at about 60 dollars a year for the most basic offerings.

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

NotRaffi wrote: 171b11

How much is the Void Slushy?

Unfortunately, the void slushy is currently unavailable.

crash landing
hey ghouly, want to borrow some juice from my reliquary drive?

① oh yeah, sorry about the roof. i’ll have some people patch it up, don’t want to ruin a friend’s business model.

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

NotRaffi wrote: 171b11

How much is the Void Slushy?

Unfortunately, the void slushy is currently unavailable.

crash landing
hey ghouly, want to borrow some juice from my reliquary drive?

① oh yeah, sorry about the roof. i’ll have some people patch it up, don’t want to ruin a friend’s business model.

Thanks, that'd be very much appreciated. I see no way that could go wrong whatsoever.

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

keremaru wrote: 3r6e2u

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

NotRaffi wrote: 171b11

How much is the Void Slushy?

Unfortunately, the void slushy is currently unavailable.

crash landing
hey ghouly, want to borrow some juice from my reliquary drive?

① oh yeah, sorry about the roof. i’ll have some people patch it up, don’t want to ruin a friend’s business model.

Thanks, that'd be very much appreciated. I see no way that could go wrong whatsoever.

absolutely! just don’t let anything electronic near the juice, unless it’s a siphon. other electronics might break.

Need some spaghetti

i need lemon juice and ot!pills, if you don't mind....

wait, excuse me for a moment, i've a phone call...
gotta go now, urgent stuff. see ya.

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

wait there's no exit? i don't see the exit

You see, we operate like a reverse Costco. You don't need a hip to get in, but you will need to subscribe to our leaving plan in order to see your family again. Rates start at about 60 dollars a year for the most basic offerings.

how convenient that i'm asking you outside the supermarket premises

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

wait there's no exit? i don't see the exit

You see, we operate like a reverse Costco. You don't need a hip to get in, but you will need to subscribe to our leaving plan in order to see your family again. Rates start at about 60 dollars a year for the most basic offerings.

how convenient that i'm asking you outside the supermarket premises

...
z0z has been banned from Ghoulymart.

z0z feel free to visit ShinMart. A store like any other but unlike those poorly managed ones, we have a revolutionary rectangle called the door where you can enter and exit free of charge.

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

Need some spaghetti

We've got plenty of that. Would you like it pre-boiled or grilled?

Meguro wrote: 471b23

i need lemon juice and ot!pills, if you don't mind....

wait, excuse me for a moment, i've a phone call...
gotta go now, urgent stuff. see ya.

Ah, another customer gone. How tragic. Make sure to come back soon, our prices are always going down

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

z0z feel free to visit ShinMart. A store like any other but unlike those poorly managed ones, we have a revolutionary rectangle called the door where you can enter and exit free of charge.

"Unlike those poorly managed ones"? I'm sorry, do you not OT!GN?

OTGN gone bankrupted and had to be cancelled

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

OTGN gone bankrupted and had to be cancelled

If you've had a bankrupt business in the past, then why should anyone trust any new business you start? Shoppers should beware going to ShinMart and should instead continue giving their patronage to Ghoulymart, a business with a rich history that always puts their customers first.

Uhh sir? Could I please get 3 boxes of lotions please… I have some meeting tonight.

Asian Warlord wrote: 115h1t

Uhh sir? Could I please get 3 boxes of lotions please… I have some meeting tonight.

Weren't they in that aisle? If not my apologies, sometimes those containers get eaten. I'll check in the back to see if we have any more.

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

OTGN gone bankrupted and had to be cancelled

If you've had a bankrupt business in the past, then why should anyone trust any new business you start? Shoppers should beware going to ShinMart and should instead continue giving their patronage to Ghoulymart, a business with a rich history that always puts their customers first.

Cause we don’t kidnap customers

can i have some osu pills please

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

wait there's no exit? i don't see the exit

You see, we operate like a reverse Costco. You don't need a hip to get in, but you will need to subscribe to our leaving plan in order to see your family again. Rates start at about 60 dollars a year for the most basic offerings.

how convenient that i'm asking you outside the supermarket premises

...
z0z has been banned from Ghoulymart.

lmao

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

z0z feel free to visit ShinMart. A store like any other but unlike those poorly managed ones, we have a revolutionary rectangle called the door where you can enter and exit free of charge.

ghoulybits wrote: v2x52

ShinRun wrote: 4p6j2

OTGN gone bankrupted and had to be cancelled

If you've had a bankrupt business in the past, then why should anyone trust any new business you start? Shoppers should beware going to ShinMart and should instead continue giving their patronage to Ghoulymart, a business with a rich history that always puts their customers first.

unfortunately, you don't really have a good track record in managing businesses

anyway, i'll still go to my regular local supermarket(though a lot of us share this place)

(also make a thread about your mart if you wanna prove that your mart exists)
(also can we make a list of businesses that have existed in ot, dead or not?)

Attention all shoppers: There is currently a flash sale going on. Anything you can grab from the storage area can be yours for only 5 OT bucks each, provided that you survive. Please ignore the cages, and I'm dreadfully sorry for the mess.

We have also restocked our scratch-offs in aisle θ, please check them out at your own leisure.

Henlo, I want to find a microwave laser, however I see non in the "mad scientist" aisle. Thx.

Do you accept orders?

Hello, where are the ghost-absorbing vacuums and the holy water?

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Henlo, I want to find a microwave laser, however I see non in the "mad scientist" aisle. Thx.

Do you accept orders?

Certainly, just sign this form and we can have a microwave laser shipped here within 2-17 business weeks. We'll try our best to find everything you wish.

eblf2013 wrote: 331669

Hello, where are the ghost-absorbing vacuums and the holy water?

Ah, those should be near the back. They're to the right of the crucifixes, but if you're starting to see our selection of tombstones you've gone too far.

*takes form*

mhm, mhm, hmmm... holup what this bit?

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

*takes form*

mhm, mhm, hmmm... holup what this bit?

Don't worry about the spirit ownership clause, it's just... a legal formality. Please sign.

Mmmm so I get a pet spirit?

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Mmmm so I get a pet spirit?

........................ yeah sure

That sounds like it actually means something else.......

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

That sounds like it actually means something else.......

sign the fucking contract

k-k-kere, I have 200 million OT!Bucks and you have a 5D Quasispactial hyperluminal detonator