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Great news, A-Breaking Laboratory is going public! I bet you heard of this magnificent great lab founded by some OT Royal Scientist. If you haven't, you must be a pill bug living under 5 pounds of wasted concrete. Let me tell you: This lab has the osu!pull, OT!pill, your mother's pill, the bug pill (hey that's you), portals, and many other question gadgets and gizmos. If it's sciency and and sounds impossible, this lab got it!

What started out like a dirt poor playground for two imbeciles, now is now a magnificent lab. It had its little bumps in the past
99% alcohol did nothing wrong! but now it's a multimillion buck factory. Just look at these production outputs; money doesn't grow on trees, it's made in factories!



Now let's talk about stonks. As you can see and as said, the lab has hit some rough waters before, but it turned its situation loopty-doop around and now whoooom look at that jump!



The price of stonks starts at your beautiful smile, your hand to shake on a deal well done, and a modest 100 OT!Bucks. Pretty great deal, don't you say?
i have doubts about this.

are you sure this isn't just a bubble waiting to burst anytime?
How do I check my OT!Bucks balance? How do I earn OT!Bucks?
How to not be poor?

WitherMite wrote: 4u135f

How to not be poor?
just get money.

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

How do I check my OT!Bucks balance? How do I earn OT!Bucks?
^this

also how valuable is OT!Bucks? what is the exchange rate of usd to OT!Bucks?
Topic Starter
@axl Absolutely not! Its factory division has seen an increased output with no end in sight.

@Penguin Did you happen to loose your wallet or something?

@WitherMite Discover new exciting ways to revolutionize OT with a specialty product. You can do your part in revolutionizing OT by investing in A-Breaking Laboratory! Constant on-going research is conducted by the smartest idiots in the R&D facilities. You will see a return in those investments in no time!

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

@axl Absolutely not! Its factory division has seen an increased output with no end in sight.
wouldn't more supplies of stonks lead to the reduction of its value?

wait, how does stonks work anyways?
what the hell is "stonks" supposed to be?
Topic Starter
Great you asked! You invest, the lab takes that investment and pumps out new and exciting things, sells it, and you get your share of the profits!

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

@Penguin Did you happen to loose your wallet or something?
no, I deposited my money into the bank, but idk how to check my balance and I forgot how much i deposited. i think it was like 5 bajillion dollars or so, so I think i'll buy 1000 stocks. here's my card.
Topic Starter
Thank you very much! You now 1000 stonks in ABRL.
what's the conversion rate from reddit karma to OT!bucks?
Topic Starter
reddit what? Let me look it up... 20.42 ? It's a rough estimate, it's not like we got an exchange set up for this sort of thing.
do we get quarterly dividends? What's the dividend yield?
I...

dont have capital...

:(
Topic Starter
Yes, quarterly. Dividend yield is a complex question with a complex answer, but an estimate would be (3 + 2i)%
sooooo, it's at least 3%?

or am I a dumb dumb
Topic Starter
Yes, at least 3%
What's the long term benefit?
managed to convert the karma i got from two of my posts in /r/osugame into OT!Bucks.

I'll take 10 stonks.

axl2468 wrote: 521952

WitherMite wrote: 4u135f

How to not be poor?
just get money.
how do I get money?
isn't this that 99% alcohol guy? i dunno man, dude's kinda sketchy
but... I don't have 100 OT!Bucks... I only have 90 OT!Bucks... what am I gonna do now?

Winnyace wrote: 182q6t

but... I don't have 100 OT!Bucks... I only have 90 OT!Bucks... what am I gonna do now?
loan the rest, of course
get a stock broker that does partial stocks
is it legal to exchange kudosu for OT!Bucks?

if so, what is the exchange rate?
Topic Starter
sorry kudosu is worth nothing ever since moddingv2 crashed the kudosu market.
I love stonk
skot martek 100
What I can do with stonks?

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

What I can do with stonks?
buy ralsei
Sutonksu

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Yes, quarterly. Dividend yield is a complex question with a complex answer, but an estimate would be (3 + 2i)%
How can I get a complex number of shares?
Is it worth investing stocks into this company?

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

What I can do with stonks?
fc 5* maps

q9za wrote: 5d2e60

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

What I can do with stonks?
buy ralsei
i am not for sale

_ralsei wrote: 5q2kx

q9za wrote: 5d2e60

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

What I can do with stonks?
buy ralsei
i am not for sale
proof me that you're right
What is the conversion rate from TN points to OT!Buck?

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

What is the conversion rate from TN points to OT!Buck?
$_$
$ $ $

Westonini wrote: 5n3l70

isn't this that 99% alcohol guy? i dunno man, dude's kinda sketchy
Yeah I agree. He has the smell of a crook!

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

Westonini wrote: 5n3l70

isn't this that 99% alcohol guy? i dunno man, dude's kinda sketchy
Yeah I agree. He has the smell of a crook!
is 99% alcohol the kind of alcohol i can die just by drinking it?

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

Westonini wrote: 5n3l70

isn't this that 99% alcohol guy? i dunno man, dude's kinda sketchy
Yeah I agree. He has the smell of a crook!
is 99% alcohol the kind of alcohol i can die just by drinking it?
yes

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

Tad Fibonacci wrote: 476g6d

Westonini wrote: 5n3l70

isn't this that 99% alcohol guy? i dunno man, dude's kinda sketchy
Yeah I agree. He has the smell of a crook!
is 99% alcohol the kind of alcohol i can die just by drinking it?
Looks like somebody needs to study their OT History better.

Well, I'll give you a run down. 99% alcohol is a substance that was once distributed by abraker and the A-Breaking Laboratories.
It's main use was to cure Trashipitus and other diseases such as Shitposteria and Stupidia.
However, it's uses was controversial since 99% alcohol had various unwanted side effects and so the substance was banned from OT.

There were outcries to unban the substance due to the surge of Trashipitus in recent times, however till this day it remains being banned.
Im the richest man in 0T bucks
gibberjabber1
what is the conversion rate from twitter likes to ot!bucks?
Topic Starter
you'll need to find a broker to trade twitter likes for OT!bucks

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

you'll need to find a broker to trade twitter likes for OT!bucks
I would be willing to offer an OT!b to twitter likes conversion rate of -5 to 1.
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