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Topic Starter
Akumace
Here at the Akumace research facilities located deep in the siberian jungle we have been working in secret to produce a new vegan alternative to the popular Cloned Mutton created by the evil money hungry KatouMegumi at the Independent OT Research Facility. Coming soon to a store near you! It's

Someone will be sued for corporate espionage, defamation and just blatant lies.
Topic Starter
Akumace

KatouMegumi wrote: 4d5u5e

Someone will be sued for corporate espionage, defamation and just blatant lies.
You will have to speak to my top notch American lawyers you SINNER!
rl ver. of gura and korone makes me want to puke

Akumace wrote: 38253g

KatouMegumi wrote: 4d5u5e

Someone will be sued for corporate espionage, defamation and just blatant lies.
You will have to speak to my top notch American lawyers you SINNER!
First of, the point you make that I am money hungry is a blatant fucking lie. If you have even read the information on my campaign, you would have seen that EVERYONE is entitled to free cloned mutton and further products.
Besides, seems pretty odd that you are coming out with a similar product at the same time.
FALSE MENT! YOU SAY CLONED MUTTON, YET ONLY PROVIDE PICTURES OF DEFORMED SHARK AND DOGE.
lol what the fuck is going on here now
Topic Starter
Akumace

KatouMegumi wrote: 4d5u5e

Akumace wrote: 38253g

KatouMegumi wrote: 4d5u5e

Someone will be sued for corporate espionage, defamation and just blatant lies.
You will have to speak to my top notch American lawyers you SINNER!
First of, the point you make that I am money hungry is a blatant fucking lie. If you have even read the information on my campaign, you would have seen that EVERYONE is entitled to free cloned mutton and further products.
Besides, seems pretty odd that you are coming out with a similar product at the same time.
WELL THAN TELL THAT TO THE HOMELESS PERSON THAT YOU STOLE MONEY FROM?!?
I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.

WitherMite wrote: 4u135f

FALSE MENT! YOU SAY CLONED MUTTON, YET ONLY PROVIDE PICTURES OF DEFORMED SHARK AND DOGE.
anyone wanna take this case to OTCourt for lies, deception, and manipulation?
what quality standards the factory follows?
Topic Starter
Akumace

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.
I don't know I'm just the spokesman you're gonna have to ask the higher ups.

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.

Jonarwhal wrote: 2rn49

duracell

Akumace wrote: 38253g

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.
I don't know I'm just the spokesman you're gonna have to ask the higher ups.
not very convincing
O_O
Topic Starter
Akumace

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

Akumace wrote: 38253g

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.
I don't know I'm just the spokesman you're gonna have to ask the higher ups.
not very convincing
Fine! Just for you I took the time to speak to them. They told me that all of the ingredients in our impossible meat is produced on American family owned farms across the world. Once the plants are fully grown they are shipped to our factories where they are mashed up together into the form of a patty. They are frozen at -50 Degrees Fahrenheit. They are than loaded onto trucks and shipped out to stores blah blah blah. Anymore questions? I’m very busy right now!

Akumace wrote: 38253g

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

Akumace wrote: 38253g

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.
I don't know I'm just the spokesman you're gonna have to ask the higher ups.
not very convincing
Fine! Just for you I took the time to speak to them. They told me that all of the ingredients in our impossible meat is produced on American family owned farms across the world. Once the plants are fully grown they are shipped to our factories where they are mashed up together into the form of a patty. They are frozen at -50 Degrees Fahrenheit. They are than loaded onto trucks and shipped out to stores blah blah blah. Anymore questions? I’m very busy right now!
ok but where does the "vtuber meat" part come into the equation?

Akumace wrote: 38253g

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

Akumace wrote: 38253g

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.
I don't know I'm just the spokesman you're gonna have to ask the higher ups.
not very convincing
Fine! Just for you I took the time to speak to them. They told me that all of the ingredients in our impossible meat is produced on American family owned farms across the world. Once the plants are fully grown they are shipped to our factories where they are mashed up together into the form of a patty. They are frozen at -50 Degrees Fahrenheit. They are than loaded onto trucks and shipped out to stores blah blah blah. Anymore questions? I’m very busy right now!
how does mashing plants even make meat?
Topic Starter
Akumace
Ok that’s it I’m done. I’m officially making an FAQ so I can answer everyone’s questions. If you have any please let me know. I will be answering as many as possible.

Akumace wrote: 38253g

Ok that’s it I’m done. I’m officially making an FAQ so I can answer everyone’s questions. If you have any please let me know. I will be answering as many as possible.
you clone muttons with plants?
Topic Starter
Akumace

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

Akumace wrote: 38253g

Ok that’s it I’m done. I’m officially making an FAQ so I can answer everyone’s questions. If you have any please let me know. I will be answering as many as possible.
you clone muttons with plants?
Sorry I can’t answer this question. It’s a company secret, even I don’t know how the cloning happens.

Akumace wrote: 38253g

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

Akumace wrote: 38253g

Ok that’s it I’m done. I’m officially making an FAQ so I can answer everyone’s questions. If you have any please let me know. I will be answering as many as possible.
you clone muttons with plants?
Sorry I can’t answer this question. It’s a company secret, even I don’t know how the cloning happens.
Your company is sus

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

Akumace wrote: 38253g

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

Akumace wrote: 38253g

Ok that’s it I’m done. I’m officially making an FAQ so I can answer everyone’s questions. If you have any please let me know. I will be answering as many as possible.
you clone muttons with plants?
Sorry I can’t answer this question. It’s a company secret, even I don’t know how the cloning happens.
Your company is sus
lets vote them out.

Akumace wrote: 38253g

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

Akumace wrote: 38253g

Ok that’s it I’m done. I’m officially making an FAQ so I can answer everyone’s questions. If you have any please let me know. I will be answering as many as possible.
you clone muttons with plants?
Sorry I can’t answer this question. It’s a company secret, even I don’t know how the cloning happens.
strange
I suspect the fabrication process implies lots of slave work.
Topic Starter
Akumace

eblf2013 wrote: 331669

I suspect the fabrication process implies lots of slave work.
Everything is automatic machine operated. No slaves. If there is any problems in our facility the people who fix them get paid above minimum wage for their work.
I suspect usage of illegal and cancerous substance in the process...
Topic Starter
Akumace
I am disappointed to announce that our branch company creating the vegan alternative to Cloned Mutton has gone bankrupt over multiple lawsuits. All products produced will be pulled from store shelves. We apologize for the inconvenience this may cause.
well that was quick

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

well that was quick
they should have hired a better spokesperson tbh

samX500 wrote: 4e1z5d

well that was quick
^
that went wrong so fast for this company

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

that went wrong so fast for this company
Yeah, you don't just attack your competitor.
> A-Breaking Laboratories: Did I hear something?

KatouMegumi wrote: 4d5u5e

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

that went wrong so fast for this company
Yeah, you don't just attack your competitor.
Huh? Isn't THAT the normal thing?

KatouMegumi wrote: 4d5u5e

z0z wrote: 2h2d46

that went wrong so fast for this company
Yeah, you don't just attack your competitor.
coca cola & pepsi:

Is it halal?

NoobDev wrote: 4j1k1x

Is it halal?
NO!!!

too much skin

ClevelandsMyBro wrote: 58np

NoobDev wrote: 4j1k1x

Is it halal?
NO!!!

too much skin
haram..?
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>>> This thread is now: Akumace AMA!

what does Akumace mean ?
Topic Starter
Akumace

Jonarwhal wrote: 2rn49

>>> executing: Derail Protocol
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>>> Derail Protocol: Completed
>>> This thread is now: Akumace AMA!

what does Akumace mean ?
Uhhhhhh. Akuma is demon in Japanese and than I just added ce to the end. It is very cringe but my old names were even cringier.
(Ktwoaone, WhyPickAName, TownieToast)
townietoast and akumace both sounds cool o

do u like furries, vtubers, or both?
Topic Starter
Akumace

Jonarwhal wrote: 2rn49

do u like furries, vtubers, or both?
Furries are cool. Vtubers are boring I’d rather have a conversation with a salt shaker than watch a Gawr Gura stream.

Akumace wrote: 38253g

Vtubers are boring
Topic Starter
Akumace

nedd83 wrote: 324f11

Akumace wrote: 38253g

Vtubers are boring
I will say it again. vtubers are BORING

Akumace wrote: 38253g

nedd83 wrote: 324f11

Akumace wrote: 38253g

Vtubers are boring
I will say it again. vtubers are BORING
a shootout?
i don't really care for vtubers
CALM DOWN GUYS,
else you will suffer the consequences...

*loads gun*
Topic Starter
Akumace

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 3y1z1p

CALM DOWN GUYS,
else you will suffer the consequences...

*loads gun*
IM NOT AFRAID TO PUT A CAP IN YO ASS
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