Hello everyone! My name is Ashton and as I’m sure you all know, the science and technology organization known as “A-Breaking Labratory” is thriving with many innovative projects.

The company will still continue to process as usual however the founder, abraker, has solds its rights to me for 400 billion pp.


The new name is: “Asht. Co” and any sales made by the products will go directly to me.


To this is not a scam, I have evidence of verification:


Ashton: yooo abraker can u give me ur company if I give u some good pp?

abraker: Indeed.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Indeed.

ftfy

Penguin wrote: 2n5p3w

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Indeed.

ftfy

Thank you for the correction.

What do you sell

Meah wrote: f4f5b

What do you sell

Any products that were recently sold by A-Breaking Labratory, we have only traded the rights.


We have plans for future products, so sit tight!

Do you sell 14 year old kids?

What the heck is this?

Aiseca wrote: 6v1e

What the heck is this?

A thread with a few post

If I buy in bulk, do I get it discounted?

Meah wrote: f4f5b

Do you sell 14 year old kids?

Selling 14 year old kids is against our of service that every member agrees to before buying one of our products.

”any, and every product you buy from our services will be economically friendly and can be disposed of by throwing in a trash can”

-T.o.S






Buying in bulk is fine as long as you do not sur the limit.

A-Breaking laboratory is now selling cures to bullshit. Pick up your pill if you think you might have contracted some p6317

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

A-Breaking laboratory is now selling cures to bullshit. Pick up your pill if you think you might have contracted some p6317

Hello abraker, I kindly request you refrain from breaking our countract and go back to being a weird scientist nobody cares about.

Can you present me proof of contract? Where is the paper with my signed handwritten signature?

Huh, I don't know that Ashton was now a business man after disappearing here a few months ago.

This Ashton is known as OT's local crook. His real name is Canadian Baka.

If he's a croock, then he should be the pirate, not the parrot lol.

When you put it that way, it's as if that guy underwent some kind of curse and his parrot happened to be right in the middle of it.

Aiseca wrote: 6v1e

If he's a croock, then he should be the pirate, not the parrot lol.

Next story for the new installment of "Pirates of the Caribbean."

BREAKING NEWS PARROT GAINS ZERO TRUST IN PEOPLE AND BECOMES THE NEXT TRUMP WANTING GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN TO LAST MONTHS

MORE AT 12

tad01123 wrote: 683v1z

WTF..

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

When you put it that way, it's as if that guy underwent some kind of curse and his parrot happened to be right in the middle of it.

I can assure you any sanity levels are perfectly normal and I am not on any kind of curse.

👉 That's how mafia works

tad01123 wrote: 683v1z

I have promoted you.

speaking of mafia boss pls my ranks in the mafia game we are trying to put together here: https://osu-ppy-sh.jeuxcrack.net/forum/p/6942722

I've never actually heard of that game until I saw it here as a sub-forum. I'm assuming it used to be popular?

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

speaking of mafia boss pls my ranks in the mafia game we are trying to put together here: https://osu-ppy-sh.jeuxcrack.net/forum/p/6942722

Westonini wrote: 5n3l70

I've never actually heard of that game until I saw it here as a sub-forum. I'm assuming it used to be popular?

It used to be very popular. You should us!

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

speaking of mafia boss pls my ranks in the mafia game we are trying to put together here: https://osu-ppy-sh.jeuxcrack.net/forum/p/6942722

i was going to but then i realized that link sends me to the new site

Best Regards,
Tough Luck Boi XD,

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