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i have a problem with my pet rock 2t2n5c

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I had my pet rock for 5 months now... His name is Carl, been taking really good care of it...

Okay so off to the problem... So, everytime I carry around Carl, he always leaves black powder on my hands, I don't know why. This is worrying me a bit... 'Cuz he will also leave a mess

And when I took Carl for a walk one time, he made fire! Now I have to carry him around and get the powder on my hands...

Now he seems to be falling apart, and I am highly worried for him...

Help me please! His type of rock is coal! How do i take care of these types of rocks?
you throw him into a furnace. it works, trust me. he'll actually be useful for once
Just buried it in the ground . In 1 billion years your pet rock will become valueable and you can make profit from it .
Have you ever considered using oven mitts for carrying Carl and duck tape for holding him together?
Oh, black powder you say? That's a telltale sign of Mad Rock Disease. You must bring it to your local rock vet quickly!
Ok this is my theory, but it's a stretch so bare with me

OP says his rock leaves a black powder on his hands, which says that it's a black kinda soft rock
Yea yea
Now while we know OP is in the Philippines, it isn't a far off idea to assume he might have been to Australia
I know Australia doesn't have christmas at that time
But here is where the theory comes to a kicker. You see, about 5 months ago it was winter Australia.
but for the sake of this shitpost
What's during winter? Christmas!
pretend it does
So hear me out . . . what if OP got coal for Christmas?

Refills wrote: 65256v

you throw him into a furnace. it works, trust me. he'll actually be useful for once
I never laughed so hard in my life.
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Baka yung alaga mo ay nanigas na gunpowder kaya nagliliyab. -.-)
You got to have him make friends with different rocks! Quick take him to the nearest quarry
maybe you should ask patrick star
he experienced with pet rock
I'm sure he rocks
Dwayne Johnson is your pet?
be friend with the grills and your pet surely like it!
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