Sorry for no official OT Royal Society of Quality notice as this is quite dire.

Make no effort to go near this denizen and please report whereabouts immediately. Failure to do so puts you and your waifu in risk. Thank you!

Trashipitus Log 001: Subject in question seems to be inactive in the community as of late. It's as if they've vanished entirely without a trace. Perhaps they're just waiting for the right time to strike. Staying vigilant is a must.

Take cover.

*recorded on 9/20/18*

8:00:00 (an unknown denizen)

H-help. I've been infected with Trashipitus. I don't know which type, but help. I'm starting to shitpost everywhere. A trashipitus patient just came after me and infected me. I saw him at the OT Bar. Run, as I have been infected.
______________________________

At 10:32:00 in the morning, I found a digital camera while going to a mapping contest. I loaded up the last video, and immediately reported this to police. Police are now searching for the subject.

Police Log 9/20/18

10:34 - Briefing
A Trashipitus subject is on the loose. Our job is to catch and quarantine the subject before it does any damage. The subject is known to be maintaining some level of sanity, although it may not be at this point.

11:00
The trashipitus subject has been spotted shitposting fervently at the OT Bar. The subject does not seem to be aware of denizens around them, and has been asked to leave multiple times. Our team is going in to quarantine the suspect.

11:12
The police team failed to secure the patient, and all have been infected with Trashipitus.

WARNING:
IF YOU QUOTE ANYONE WITH TRASHIPITUS YOU WILL ALSO BE INFECTED!

Meah wrote: f4f5b

jiggers

Fuck we lost john

Police Log 9/21/18

18:10UTC
A fellow denizen, johnmedina999 has been infected with Trashipitus. Their current condition and whereabouts are unknown, although it has been advised to stay away from this dangerous man.

18:30UTC
I keep hearing people scream for help and the amount of shitposts has increased severely. I think I may be the next to fall to the disease...

And Meah is still no where to be found. This is worse than I thought.

I'm hiding in the OT woods.

Police Log 9/22/18

00:34UTC
I escaped the station, which is now overrun with Trashipitus patients. I am hiding at [REDACTED].

10:00UTC
I am safe, hopefully.

A video tape of a witness
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(translated so it might be bad)

Meah is there. I just looked at him at OT Bar and Min's Bar and infected people with people. We lost Johnmedina 999 and Meah, but now they have entered the OT bunker and are infected with all the souls there. I will do it.

MinNin wrote: r201k

Meah is there. I just looked at him at OT Bar and Min's Bar and infected people with people. We lost Johnmedina 999 and Meah, but now they have entered the OT bunker and are infected with all the souls there. I will do it.

You shall stand down. An elite force is ready to raid the bunker.

Police Log 9/22/18 [2]

18:29UTC
I keep hearing R3 Music Box extended maps. I fear that Trashipitus has started to spread outside of OT.

Quibbly wrote: 6o3e1s

Kinky.

so accurate

huh

QUARANTINE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED

Meah coming back from being afk for 3+ days wondering wtf did they miss xD

aight so quibbly and westonini are infected now

rip

But Meah Is Just Misunderstood,

NBest Regards,
Serraionpà

we already know you have trashipitus serraionga smhhhh

[ - Jax - ] wrote: 29256p

we already know you have trashipitus serraionga smhhhh

Actually Serrai is an oddball, being the only denizen I don't have a clone of and an anomaly I am still trying to figure out. I don't even know if Serrai has trashipitus. The symptoms look very similar to that of trashipitus but also very contained.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

[ - Jax - ] wrote: 29256p

we already know you have trashipitus serraionga smhhhh

Actually Serrai is an oddball, being the only denizen I don't have a clone of and an anomaly I am still trying to figure out. I don't even know if Serrai has trashipitus. The symptoms look very similar to that of trashipitus but also very contained.

The village idiot.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

being the only denizen I don't have a clone of

ummm....

Maybe Serrai is the ORIGINAL Trashipitus patient that was contaminated and they've learned to cope with it?

Well I have a clone of everyone, but I'm studying my clone of Serrai.

MinNin wrote: r201k

Well I have a clone of everyone, but I'm studying my clone of Serrai.

Bullshit

Every attempt in capturing Serrai has ended in psychological trauma. The few guys that did make out unscathed reported either a ghost, spacetime distortions, or glitching. The few times I tried capturing Serrai using some top secret gadget to protect me, I got sent through a portal to another post.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Bullshit

Every attempt in capturing Serrai has ended in psychological trauma. The few guys that did make out unscathed reported either a ghost, spacetime distortions, or glitching. The few times I tried capturing Serrai using some top secret gadget to protect me, I got sent through a portal to another post.

i threatened to unleash a s on serrai if he didnt let me clone him

No, serrai would never shitpost like Meah

Meah practically is an illogical bot that is practically a 4chan .

Yes

* You see a small crack in this post... seems like it leads somewhere...?

Serraionga wrote: 2r3s1z

* You see a small crack in this post... seems like it leads somewhere...?

See, I know this is bullshit because WalterToro would never post in OT. I can only him doing it once (in some mania thread) and all he said was

WalterToro wrote: t1b4f

<

nicely done though, you're amazing

Serraionga wrote: 2r3s1z

* You see a small crack in this post... seems like it leads somewhere...?

I am... wow like,,,,,,,└┘╛╪

I almost fell for it. That was something I can't describe and nearly traumatized me.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

NOTICE 2v66t

For everyone's safety, do not come near the crack. This anomaly is off limits to OT Royal Society personnel only!

fuck that

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

NOTICE 2v66t

For everyone's safety, do not come near the crack. This anomaly is off limits to OT Royal Society personnel only!

noo. Crack is kawaii. Everyone should go near it, touch it and embrace the cuteness within nyaaaa >< xoxoxo

Aiseca wrote: 6v1e

Secasen Logs #09242018-00027-OT:
The people here seems starting to get delusional when the crack appeared...
I might need to evac soon.


-End of Log-

Guys help I think I touched the crack and its touching back ;-;

Quibbly wrote: 6o3e1s

Guys help I think I touched the crack and its touching back ;-;

Call the police and tell them that it's touching you inappropriately.

Westonini wrote: 5n3l70

Quibbly wrote: 6o3e1s

Guys help I think I touched the crack and its touching back ;-;

Call the police and tell them that it's touching you inappropriately.

Guys help the police shot the crack and now it's shooting back ;-;

Quibbly wrote: 6o3e1s

Westonini wrote: 5n3l70

Quibbly wrote: 6o3e1s

Guys help I think I touched the crack and its touching back ;-;

Call the police and tell them that it's touching you inappropriately.

Guys help the police shot the crack and now it's shooting back ;-;

what the fuck

Westonini wrote: 5n3l70

what the fuck

Guys help I think I fucked the crack and it's fucking me back ;-;

johnmedina999 wrote: 3r3a6s

Westonini wrote: 5n3l70

what the fuck

Guys help I think I fucked the crack and it's fucking me back ;-;

nani

You all need to be purged. Commence order 66

this is america