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The Benefits of OT!Water!! 4s235

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Are you bored of drinking regular water?

Are youtired of the basic rose water those self care threads on instagram always nag about??

Well! OT!water is the perfect water for you!




The benefits of using this water is...

  1. It dries up your skin
  2. dehydrates you
  3. May cause internal bleeding
  4. Causes severe acne problems
  5. Makes life harder by slowing down all your systems
  6. Gain a fabulous extra 50 pounds
  7. May cause death! :D


As you can see, it is perfect for the most cynical, self-loathing, son of a bitch there is. So don't be afraid to sign up now for a monthly subscription for a box of OT!Water right at your door! Every, single, month.
wtf why did google translate the english into a language i dont know
I'm fine with my tap water, no thanks.
im calling roshan
Sorry I'm busy
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abraker wrote: 6cx2d

roshan should sue Zekks. File the case to OT!Court
OT!Water is a separate business inspired by osu water
please stop coming to my home

[ - Zekks - ] wrote: 4w4v2y

inspired by osu water
ban
If i die from this. I'm gonna sue Zekks
cool now I can buy its instead of manually put in bleach to suffer the effect .

ChaosZeroDelta wrote: 6u2330

If i die from this. I'm gonna sue Zekks
cant sue anyone if you're dead

Achromalia wrote: 5ev6p

ChaosZeroDelta wrote: 6u2330

If i die from this. I'm gonna sue Zekks


cant sue anyone if you're dead


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