Latest data shows that OT recently has experienced what is called a "Quality Depression". These events happen once every year or two normally with the arrival of a new OT denizen who thinks they can shitpost to their heart's desire. However, there is no new OT denizens who decided to open the floodgates recently, instead the old ones have opened them. Those individuals have been identified and are brought up around in the scientific community quiet a lot recently. It is believed these denizens have contracted a variant of a shitposting viral strand called Trashipitus-B. However, it is still unknown who is patient zero, but it is hypothesized that the OT community was infected long before it manifested and that an individual named Stefan carried the immunity against such pathogens kept them in check.

As a fellow researcher I need to take some samples and return them to the lab. I also would like to ask the following question to these individuals:

* DJ Enetro
* roshan117
* Canadian Baka
* Meah

What is you motivation for writing whatever pops in your mind even if it is so horrible it can poison others?

Now, it's not the end of the world. While this is the worst case outbreak in the recorded OT history, we are have the task force on standby to take care of this whenever it breaks out. I hope everyone has a safe thread!

Oh btw, thanks kai for filling in the climate neus while I do this research, much appreciated!

As the clock strikes at 12, an unknown force possesses me. I seriously have no idea what's happening. As I wake up, I visit OT and shit happened with my name tainted. No memories at all, I don't know what's happening within me. Please help me :c

I am rank 500k and I can play HR with my eyes closed, every1

I am rank 43k std and I can't play while eating.

Btw, why u no ask blitz too Im triggered

No 1 blames de Cutie

Please check me to see if I'm clean. I don't want to spread this illness everywhere I go.

johnmedina999 wrote: 3r3a6s

Please check me to see if I'm clean. I don't want to spread this illness everywhere I go.

Your body is good, no STD anywhere

But your mental health isn't, you're a maniac

I just do my best to avoid being a shitposter, but nothing stops me from replying to shitposts i can tolerate

what is the cure to this disease as of now? exterminate?

kai99 wrote: 6o576w

what is the cure to this disease as of now? exterminate?

Nah just give me er and it will be cured(mine gonna end soon)

What is you motivation for writing whatever pops in your mind even if it is so horrible it can poison others?

this question keeps me up at night

Foxtrot wrote: 2l233p

What is you motivation for writing whatever pops in your mind even if it is so horrible it can poison others?

this question keeps me up at night

Let it trot through your mind

Blitzfrog wrote: 2a3s

Foxtrot wrote: 2l233p

What is you motivation for writing whatever pops in your mind even if it is so horrible it can poison others?

this question keeps me up at night

Let it trot through your mind

i dont sleep so well at night

Did i kill stefan whoops xd

oh rip

Meah wrote: f4f5b

As the clock strikes at 12, an unknown force possesses me. I seriously have no idea what's happening. As I wake up, I visit OT and shit happened with my name tainted. No memories at all, I don't know what's happening within me. Please help me :c

Trashipitus-B was suppressed until now, so there was little we could do about its symptoms. However, who was with you when you got possessed with this unkown force? It is best we quarantine the person and study how the disease develops.

kai99 wrote: 6o576w

what is the cure to this disease as of now? exterminate?

No cure as of May 2017. We are only now starting to understand how the virus works.

RoseusJaeger wrote: x175n

I just do my best to avoid being a shitposter, but nothing stops me from replying to shitposts i can tolerate

Interesting. So it is upon being exposed to the content that makes you be overwhelmed by this strong desire?

Foxtrot wrote: 2l233p

What is you motivation for writing whatever pops in your mind even if it is so horrible it can poison others?

this question keeps me up at night

From what I have gathered, you haven't developed the full range of symptoms like others. It is recommended you go to our facilities to be quarantined and studied.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Foxtrot wrote: 2l233p

this question keeps me up at night

From what I have gathered, you haven't developed the full range of symptoms like others. It is recommended you go to our facilities to be quarantined and studied.

that's not what i was saying

Blitzfrog wrote: 2a3s

Let it trot through your mind

everything you say sounds so weird nowadays and you honestly disgust me

if the disease is potentially airborne and contagious perhaps a quarantine should
Be put into affect so the disease isn't further spread. I propose immediate creation of sub-forum that all infected individuals should post in to prevent the spread of contamination to the rest of OT!

I saw this last nigh but I didn't bother to reply until now. Anyway:

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

What is you motivation for writing whatever pops in your mind even if it is so horrible it can poison others?

To be honest, it goes back to a line in the FFA Rap Battle Thread I created:

DJ Enetro wrote: 6t4y1n

I'm gullible and act on instinct so come at me

The most important part that answers the question is the "act on instinct" section. I just speak my mind so

Even if [ Taiga ] criticizes me I still remain open to change nonetheless.

i think the disease is lan-borne.

A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia.

kai99 wrote: 6o576w

i think the disease is lan-borne.

I am not familiar with this medium called "lan". Is a different state of matter?

DJ Enetro wrote: 6t4y1n

I saw this last nigh but I didn't bother to reply until now. Anyway:

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

What is you motivation for writing whatever pops in your mind even if it is so horrible it can poison others?

To be honest, it goes back to a line in the FFA Rap Battle Thread I created:

DJ Enetro wrote: 6t4y1n

I'm gullible and act on instinct so come at me

The most important part that answers the question is the "act on instinct" section. I just speak my mind so

Even if [ Taiga ] criticizes me I still remain open to change nonetheless.

Seems like the content hypothesis is starting to get hold. There has been a recent concensus that visual stimulation of certain patterns displayed would cause the infected to exhibit something like an urge to respond to the pattern. We haven't yet identified the similarities between the patterns but it is believed to be persistent to such degree that the infected would exhibit the behavior to any displayed pattern after being exposed to the initial pattern which triggers such behavior. Sadly, that makes statiscal analysis among the cases that much harder.

Edgar_Figaro wrote: 4i6c4a

if the disease is potentially airborne and contagious perhaps a quarantine should
Be put into affect so the disease isn't further spread. I propose immediate creation of sub-forum that all infected individuals should post in to prevent the spread of contamination to the rest of OT!

It is believed everyone has it but is yet to be exposed to the specific displayed content that triggers the symptoms. So I say there is little point in doing so now that we know this.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Meah wrote: f4f5b

As the clock strikes at 12, an unknown force possesses me. I seriously have no idea what's happening. As I wake up, I visit OT and shit happened with my name tainted. No memories at all, I don't know what's happening within me. Please help me :c

Trashipitus-B was suppressed until now, so there was little we could do about its symptoms. However, who was with you when you got possessed with this unkown force? It is best we quarantine the person and study how the disease develops.

Weren't you with me and Blitzfrog that time? We're studying about this mysterious element called Trashputusium right? I believe I was only reading some Dota 2 patch notes then I ed out.

Also, the quarantine area is really far away isn't it?
You have to cross 7 mountains, 12 rivers, an active volcano and kill angry goblins to reach it.

Meah wrote: f4f5b

Weren't you with me and Blitzfrog that time? We're studying about this mysterious element called Trashputusium right? I believe I was only reading some Dota 2 patch notes then I ed out.

Pretty sure I would be doing that in a restricted area. Quick question: Have you experienced unexplained loss of time as of late?

Meah wrote: f4f5b

Also, the quarantine area is really far away isn't it?
You have to cross 7 mountains, 12 rivers, an active volcano and kill angry goblins to reach it.

How does a first class plane ticket sound?

Wow, rude, Meah's average thread level was significantly higher than the other persons mentioned.

where is froggy

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Pretty sure I would be doing that in a restricted area. Quick question: Have you experienced unexplained loss of time as of late?

I don't know but probably because the last time I checked the time, it was 5AM GMT+8 and now it's 7:15AM and I haven't done that much yet. Where did that 2 hours and 15 minutes go?

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

How does a first class plane ticket sound?

Dummy, you can't fly a plane on the inner earth
Yet alone in the North Poles, you'll get shut down by rockets

Endaris wrote: 6j5f7

Wow, rude, Meah's average thread level was significantly higher than the other persons mentioned.

I agree

Pretty much

A local-area network (LAN) is a computer network that spans a relatively small area. Most often, a LAN is confined to a single room, building or group of buildings, however, one LAN can be connected to other LANs over any distance via telephone lines and radio waves.
A system of LANs connected in this way is called a wide-area network (WAN). The difference between a LAN and WAN is that the wide-area network spans a relatively large geographical area. Typically, a WAN consists of two or more local-area networks (LANs) and are often connected through public networks.

kai99 wrote: 6o576w

A local-area network (LAN) is a computer network that spans a relatively small area. Most often, a LAN is confined to a single room, building or group of buildings, however, one LAN can be connected to other LANs over any distance via telephone lines and radio waves.
A system of LANs connected in this way is called a wide-area network (WAN). The difference between a LAN and WAN is that the wide-area network spans a relatively large geographical area. Typically, a WAN consists of two or more local-area networks (LANs) and are often connected through public networks.

The content must definitely be transmitted through this medium. I will the researchers to start identifying lan-borne disease at once.

Meah wrote: f4f5b

I don't know but probably because the last time I checked the time, it was 5AM GMT+8 and now it's 7:15AM and I haven't done that much yet. Where did that 2 hours and 15 minutes go?

So considering this, we now know that the Trashipitus-B virus causes the host to experience a specific type of seizure that causes the host to shitpost upon stimulation by certain type of displayed content. During the seizure the host experiences accelerated perception of time due to deceased conscious activity or even total memory loss depending on how severe the episode is. Yet the interesting part is that the host does recognize they had an episode, which suggest they might be something other than a typical seizure, perhaps taken over instead as they observe what they are doing from aside, unable to control their thoughts nor actions.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

So considering this, we now know that the Trashipitus-B virus causes the host to experience a specific type of seizure that causes the host to shitpost upon stimulation by certain type of displayed content. During the seizure the host experiences accelerated perception of time due to deceased conscious activity or even total memory loss depending on how severe the episode is. Yet the interesting part is that the host does recognize they had an episode, which suggest they might be something other than a typical seizure, perhaps taken over instead as they observe what they are doing from aside, unable to control their thoughts nor actions.

Do you know some possible cure for this? Please help me, I am living in agony right now. I have become a worthless shit :< I wandsat thodsabt lhieeveaee ahhsh ghohdsabdood leiyyfea...

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Serrallonga

That's 6y

serrallonga did u just spell ur name wrong

He just did, obs

Yes.

what the heck im mind blown. wtf

Levesterz will help

Meah wrote: f4f5b

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

So considering this, we now know that the Trashipitus-B virus causes the host to experience a specific type of seizure that causes the host to shitpost upon stimulation by certain type of displayed content. During the seizure the host experiences accelerated perception of time due to deceased conscious activity or even total memory loss depending on how severe the episode is. Yet the interesting part is that the host does recognize they had an episode, which suggest they might be something other than a typical seizure, perhaps taken over instead as they observe what they are doing from aside, unable to control their thoughts nor actions.

Do you know some possible cure for this? Please help me, I am living in agony right now. I have become a worthless shit :< I wandsat thodsabt lhieeveaee ahhsh ghohdsabdood leiyyfea...

With current efforts we have a general idea of how this virus works now. The cure is being worked on, but we have treatments. Main treatment is recommended for community doctors like the fellow Flanster who has been going around putting the shitposts into a cryogenic state to just do away with them completely. I have some of my researchers exhibit strange behavior after examining some of the frozen content, and we are becoming worried that this lan-borne disease is actually creating offspring hatched from this very content. Best to eradicate the so called "eggs" completely before they hatch.


As you can see, this thread is has been exposed to the lan for sufficient amount of time for the infected to take notice of it. As soon as the first infected posted on here, the next susceptible host comes to look at it. Once looked upon, the brain s the content as information it triggers the parts of the brain associated with creativity, decision making, and processing of visual processing. All of these areas are affected by the Trashipitus-B virus by releasing electrochemical stimulants which affect how those areas work. So when the neurons are fired in a certain way, it puts the brain into a seizure like state which causes the host to involuntarily perform actions which would replicate a variant of the content onto the lan. And so the cycle continues.


What we need to know now is where this virus came from, how the displayed content aids its survival, and how it evolved to use the electochemical stimulants that affects how the brain processes displayed content.

I see I am late to answer the question.


Well, I don't know why I did, but I can't anymore, emph took away my freedom and now I can't make any more threads.

Canadian Baka wrote: 4g4g1i

I see I am late to answer the question.


Well, I don't know why I did, but I can't anymore, emph took away my freedom and now I can't make any more threads.

Stop complaining or I will be sorry that he didn't take away your freedom to make more posts.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Canadian Baka wrote: 4g4g1i

I see I am late to answer the question.


Well, I don't know why I did, but I can't anymore, emph took away my freedom and now I can't make any more threads.

Stop complaining or I will be sorry that he didn't take away your freedom to make more posts.

so, is it safe to declare that the cure was eph?

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

With current efforts we have a general idea of how this virus works now. The cure is being worked on, but we have treatments. Main treatment is recommended for community doctors like the fellow Flanster who has been going around putting the shitposts into a cryogenic state to just do away with them completely. I have some of my researchers exhibit strange behavior after examining some of the frozen content, and we are becoming worried that this lan-borne disease is actually creating offspring hatched from this very content. Best to eradicate the so called "eggs" completely before they hatch.


As you can see, this thread is has been exposed to the lan for sufficient amount of time for the infected to take notice of it. As soon as the first infected posted on here, the next susceptible host comes to look at it. Once looked upon, the brain s the content as information it triggers the parts of the brain associated with creativity, decision making, and processing of visual processing. All of these areas are affected by the Trashipitus-B virus by releasing electrochemical stimulants which affect how those areas work. So when the neurons are fired in a certain way, it puts the brain into a seizure like state which causes the host to involuntarily perform actions which would replicate a variant of the content onto the lan. And so the cycle continues.


What we need to know now is where this virus came from, how the displayed content aids its survival, and how it evolved to use the electochemical stimulants that affects how the brain processes displayed content.

The virus came from the land of Off Topic. I'm sure I've got it after I arrived here.
Now I am in a serious condition.

kai99 wrote: 6o576w

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Stop complaining or I will be sorry that he didn't take away your freedom to make more posts.

so, is it safe to declare that the cure was eph?

What makes you think he's the cure? He's is just applying the treatment I suggested.

abraker wrote: 6cx2d

Main treatment is recommended for community doctors like the fellow Flanster who has been going around putting the shitposts into a cryogenic state to just do away with them completely. I have some of my researchers exhibit strange behavior after examining some of the frozen content, and we are becoming worried that this lan-borne disease is actually creating offspring hatched from this very content. Best to eradicate the so called "eggs" completely before they hatch.