I've noticed that shitposting has started to propagate from this forum into its surrounding neighbors and other subforums on the board. What is considered as acceptable in this forum is flagrantly unacceptable in every other forum ever. I just silenced a dozen or so people for shitposting some poor newbie's thread up in GD with typical off-topic banter, and some of those infringements have unsurprisingly put a few people over the permaban limit.

If you have nothing constructive to post, post in this subforum, and no other. Don't take your shit elsewhere, or I'll chain you next to Bassist Vinyl for a week.

Cheers, mate. I start liking you finally.

E: I had to check if you muted kirukashi and yup. I love you.

Neat.

Ephemeral wrote: 4k296t

If you have nothing constructive to post, post in this subforum, and no other. Don't take your shit elsewhere, or I'll chain you next to Bassist Vinyl for a week.

The worst possible punishment. God bless.

Ephemeral wrote: 4k296t

If you have nothing constructive to post, post in this subforum, and no other. Don't take your shit elsewhere, or I'll chain you next to Bassist Vinyl for a week.

Finally! I feel bad for that fascist tho

this thread? yeah i didnt even want to touch that one

lol'd at the last sentence though
i promise i dont bite guys

I'm very pleased with this result, thank you so much overlord.

Static Noise Bird wrote: 604i6k

E: I had to check if you muted kirukashi and yup. I love you.

Master Ephemeral, when are we going to execute Operation Slaughter?

anything but the furry please i beg of you

So yeah the weather

Obligatory "posting before lock" post

Actually I have a theory about why this is happening.
I'll put in small separate spoilerboxes to make it easier to read for people with short attention spans.

Thank you based god.

also just because shit isn't allowed in GD doesn't mean it's necessarily wanted here either

off-topic has never been a place to take a brain dump, or a real dump at all: that's the wasteland

here we value original and interesting but not necessarily relevant content

so next time you're about to post something that's shorter than 70 words consider opening notepad and typing that in instead

then get one of these anime that you obviously have on your computer you fucking weeaboo and open it WITH notepad and screenshoot results

it'll be much more interesting than anything you were about to say. guaranteed.

also ephemeral did you seriously fucking say permaban and Bassist Vinyl in the same post and not make it a thing goddamit fucking fuck shit ass OATS

Mr Color wrote: 1qt6d

ephemeral did you seriously fucking say permaban and Bassist Vinyl in the same post and not make it a thing goddamit fucking fuck shit ass

i am responding to this only because of OATS, but electric chairs are people too.

What is OATS?

MoF10 wrote: 6n1t1p

What is OATS?

You combine them with squats to get massive gains.

Brian OA wrote: 3a1e1z

You combine them with squats to get massive gains.

rip zyzz

hey guys, did you hear michael jackson died?

also this song has the funniest video ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

is it bad I wouldn't mind the whole being chained next to BV?

Yes

yes

Nah

I am the disappoint

yes.

Chain me next to Andrea instead.

ztrot wrote: 21x5f

is it bad I wouldn't mind the whole being chained next to BV?

piruchan wrote: 2brb

Chain me next to Andrea instead.

Drunkards spotted.

piruchan wrote: 2brb

Chain me next to Andrea instead.

no

stop posting

I had 12 exams and what is this